ESA Summer 2022

Best week of the year is here! Come watch games speedran fast.

Now: The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe
Next: Shantae and the Pirate's Curse
Later: Trek to Yomi

twitch.tv/esamarathon
esamarathon.com/schedule/

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Hooray the better GDQ

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I love magipoka but it's time to let this thread ide.

Cool, I almost forget.

>Pronouns listed
yikes

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>this pozzed shit where they're REQUIRED to list their pronouns or get kicked out
Yeah, pass.

OBSESSED

you faggots are insufferable, just try avoid glancing to that area of the screen if a couple of words offend you that much

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>bro just ignore the people destroying the western world and play video games bro!!!
No.

drama queens

My run is up next! Wish me luck!

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shut the fuck up
stay in gdq threads

I migrated to Europe!

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We're recycling threads?

I migrated quickly.

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yes?

Reuse, reduce, recycle.

Wish i could understand French

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Make me

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whats the point of the twitch chat if you cant interact with the stream and cant use slurs
what kind of drone do you have to be to participate in that

man, I really need to play shantae, game looks really fun

Why?

ROYARUUU RAINBOWWW

is pirate's curse worth playing, i like the music

I ain't using a hand me down, sloppy second thread.
This is the last stop for me.

stay fucking hydrated.
read that again.

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They're okay

>got banned for saying the gamer word in twitch chat
fucking thought you euros didn't give a shit

2015 was the last time twitch chat was based
shit like hotringe ming would cause massive butthurt and ban waves if it happened today

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God what a whiny bitch. Super Troopers is a great movie.

migrated

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It's the best of the Shanty games. So yes.

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God she's amazing

Twitch jannies will ban the channel if the channel's owner doesn't moderate their chat

seeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>best part
>best music
>have to mute because (((donations)))

I hope someone is recording the dancing guys in the back

What's that dance in the background?

>giant ass Fumo in frame
We have returned to tradition vgh

>why can't I scream nigger in chat on a platform that autobans streamers for saying nigger on stream
Burgers are so fucking retarded, its unreal.

>pushing for donations
ok so this is just gdq euro edition

I don't reward attention whores unless they do something other than "look at me!".

Eurotism.

ESA is just as bad as GDQ

>best part
>moving and stopping to wait constantly
Very exciting gameplay.

>I hope you're enjoying the music
I'd enjoy it better if he'd just SHUT THE FUCK UP

OK but when is GOOD games ?

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ESA doesn't money launder though

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEOPLE HAVING FUN

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I just don't know how you think you're turning into a real female by cutting your dick off and tying it into a ribbon

Wait for his salt if he fucks it up.

uh is that sperm in the game?

What a bunch of absolute lads

Shantae is pretty fit strong to be able to carry Rottytops and run for so long.

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LET'S DAB ON THE HATERS EUROBROS
GIVE THEM A EURODAB

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Look at how close they are, and they're not even wearing masks!

Banned from GDQ for life.

How much fun they're having being attention whores is irrelevant. If it's not entertaining to me I'm not going to bother recording it.

this looks trash

I just realized nobody is wearing masks. Wtf europe is based?

Will Suck It and Punchy be running silenthill this year?

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>french man calls the chariot a cart because he doesn't know what it is in french
>google what it is in french
>it's chariot
what the actual fuck? was that some joke that went over everyone's heads or is he just retarded?

Holy fuck I hate that Run Run Rottytops part so much, props to Fr*nchm*n for making it look easy

We all saw them dancing but did anyone clip these dudes mimicking the Rottytops carry?

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He might be part German.

he's actually banned

no

Susan is still banned so no.

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What would you like to see for the next Shantae game?

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>marathon
>not picking up max hp increases
>not saving
What the fuck I thought the french were cowards?

>those moans when taking damage

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Fuck this, not only boring babby mode, also he plays it safe even for marathon standards.
He is french, yes.

a good game for once

kek. ESA always has a great audience

chubby shantae mode

>janny too busy to read donations
this would NEVER happen at gdq

you were saying?

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>clapping
fuck off

HOIPU~

>not picking up max hp increases
You literally don't need them. Final boss is the easiest part of the game.

Modders need to step it up

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>venue is completely empty
>2k viewers
>no donations
>french people
lmoa

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Longer levels.

>banned
>on ESA
I know GDQ bans people for saying "poo", has ESA degraded or did he murder 10 people?

New fight and action moves based on different Shantae hairstyles.
>Ponytail, sidetail, twintails, hairbun, etc.
>At the end of the second act her hair's cut to a shortcrop
>For the final boss fight powerup, she lets it all down

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God the ScorpGals are hot...

Oh good, they're saying hype like they're having a stroke.

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Americans wouldn't understand sovl.

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>posts on a weeb website

>$2,250 raised
It's over

IF PLUM SOLD PLUMS I WOULD BUY THE WHOLE STOCK!

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>no lewd castle
Metroidvanialess mode in metroidvanias was a mistake.

Is that what Pirate Mode is?

nah it was due to years of drama between him and ESA. I think he posted ESAs email to him where they explain the reason on Twitter.

why do I want to fuck almost every female enemy in this game, damn

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he was banned for threatening people and throwing stuff at them and screaming in their faces, the guy is unhinged as fuck and would probably shoot up a school if he was american

Yes, you start with all the tech.

t. monolingual
false friends make you doubt if words mean the same thing in two languages