>perfect games don’t exi
Perfect games don’t exi
Matthew Fisher
Christian Morgan
toxoplasmosis
Jace Cox
I own a male cat and I don't notice anything off. He is outdoors 99% of the time except for when I feed him in the morning.
Kayden Gonzalez
Press X to jump
Angel Jones
>He is outdoors 99% of the time except for when I feed him in the morning.
then how do you own it?
John Williams
>perfect
Grandma said she's make me a poncho!
She made it for me! She said it was designed for me!
Why wouldn't the game let me wear it?
Grandma made it for me!
Jace Harris
At around 6 am, he comes to my backyard and meows for food. I give him food, but he still stays around for 10 minutes purring and rubbing up against me whilst I pat him before he goes to the front of my house to nap for the day. Sometimes, I also pick him up and pat him and he seems to enjoy it because he is purring.
William Perry
toxoplasmosis raises your testosterone
Andrew Smith
>have pussy
>get additional pussy
Thanks, puss! I don't appreciate the higher risk for male pattern baldness, but oh well.
Colton Torres
Just don't let your testosterone aromatize into dht, duh
Isaiah Long
I better not take the creatine or else I will be as bald as Johnny Sins!
Jack Hughes
/thread
Justin Perez
>walking simulator but with cat
nah
Chase Murphy
I literally have never even played this game. What is it about?
Jeremiah Nguyen
>feed a 99% outdoor cat
nigger he’s supposed to eat them rodents for you
Lucas Hall
>walking simulator
I guess this term has no meaning on this board anymore. Next you'll be calling mario a walking simulator.
Isaac Morgan
Since my 3 previous male cats got ran over, I sliced his balls off and he is way less aggressive and travels less so he should live longer. Around birds and rodents, he has no experience on how to hunt or the willpower to go after them unless he is starving.
Angel Murphy
This game has 1% of the effort put on any kind of platforming or level design there is.
Nolan Lewis
Why do trannies hate this game so much agai?
Brandon Gutierrez
Feels like a snoy movie game. Is it actually a game? I only "played" for like 30 minutes so far.
Gabriel Jones
idk. Cats are noble, independent, predatory animals.
Makes you think.
Kevin Cooper
You have Toxoplasma.
Nathaniel Scott
*toxoplasmosis
which increases testosterone and facial symmetry.
Angel Baker
Cool, great, what the fuck does that have to do with anything? Is jumping and platforming now what defines a walking simulator? Well then I guess dark souls is a walking simulator. Glad elden ring fixed that.
Tell me what about this game makes it a walking sim. And I'll then laugh in your face for having no clue what happens in this game.
Henry Cox
wtf? I'm going to lick cat shit right now
Asher Hughes
>muh heckin chonkerino game
Carson Ward
you don't get it.
You play as a CAT!
Masterpiece.
IGN 10/10 GAME OF THE YEAR.