Coworker asks if you play any mobile games

>coworker asks if you play any mobile games
Wat do?

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"no"

I guess I'd answer them.

...Just say no?
If a normie asks you if you play games they just want to hear you respond with one of the 1-5 games they played in college (usually league, OW, csgo, dota, whatever)

>Oh you play overwatch?
>What's your rank bro
Y-you too........

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Anyone else ever wanted to have nasty, stinky sex with DW?

Yes, I play Zgirls3, Maplestory M, Azur Lane, Last Origin, A Girl Adrift, Bistro Heroes, Nier Reincarnation, Aggretsuko, Megaman X Dive, KartRider Rush, and Elona. Also going to try MyHeroes soon. What do you play, dear coworker? Fate and FEH? How pedestrian.

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did you just walk out of high school into the real world? how the fuck do you lack any level of basic communication skills? what the fuck is wrong with you?

"Yes, I play Guardian Tales, is pretty good"

I want to hatefuck dw

I shill limbus company even tho it's not even out yet, so I can shift the conversation in trying to sell them project moon games, I need to PUMP those sales

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Yeah mate, I play Masters of Madness, Shattered pixel dungeon and Raspberry mash. You?

GET A FUCKING JOB BITCH

DW is for punching, not lewding.

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>Report him to boss for playing mobile games instead of doing work
>he gets put on probation
>I get promoted to his job

This user gets it, you are meant to punch DW's cervix with your benis.

huh, never thought of it before but she's honestly perfect for hatefucking

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Coworker, we are at work. Did you forget your antipsychotics again?

isn't it only 3rd world kids without computers or console that plays "games" on phones?
how desperate or bad taste do you need to even attempt that?

There are actually some good games on mobile. Not my preferred platform but disregarding an entire library is a bit narrow-minded. Anyway even gachashit is decent for passing time at work or on public transportation.

I own a gayming PC but still play gacha on my phone, gachas are low maintenance you only play them for like 10 minutes twice a day.

For me, it's sudoku, picross, and subway surfers

Nope. Consider leaving your house and talking to real people sometime user.

I show them the game of Snake on my flip phone.

tell them i don't use my phone at home

"I play 3D Space Cadet Pinball" github.com/fexed/Pinball-on-Android

if you dont use your phone when shitting youre a psychopath. simple as