Meanwhile, in the Any Forums fortress......
Meanwhile, in the Any Forums fortress
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Why do we all have to wear these RIDICULOUS ties?
Fuck did anybody remember to bring the video games
so uh, what do we eat?
Oh, you wanna know why? I'll tell you why.
It's symbolic. The management wants you to know that you're their dog, so you're wearing their leash. You don't see me wearing a tie, do you? You know why? Because I'm a rebel. The day they tried to enforce the dress code on me, I let them know there could be an accident in this place if that happened. And by 'accident', I mean 'bomb the place.'
I wish i could buy it bros...
... it has been 30 days since we killed all the pedophiles and the fortress only talks about games, finally.
WHO THE FUCK LOOTED MY LOBSTER TRAPS
I brought smash. I only have one controller though
How does that work? Wouldn't it be easy to just starve them out?
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU STUPID FUCKS?
CHECK THE BED BEFORE GETTING IN.
We are surrounded by an ocean, what ever will we eat? I mean there must be some kind of animal in the ocean we could catch with a rod???
greetings :)
Thank goodness we brought a psychiatrist. Now the schizoposters are feeling much better and will contribute to healthy debate
We should think about the Jannitor guys ..
How about we triple his salary ?
STOP USING THE MORTARS AS A TOILET! IT'S BAD FOR THE MUNITIONS!
reminder all two blackanons must wear life preservers at all times while visiting user island
hey can anyone wake up jones he's late for his shift and i wanna go to sleep
So umm... Where is bathroom?
Oh like you've never made a poop bomb before get over yourself """""boss""""""
Spy 'round here
right here *opens mouth*
>the fortress lolis escaped on one of the row boats
who am I supposed to have sex with now??? Fucking hell guys. Which one of you fucks forgot to tie them back up when you were done?
Guys the biowaste disposal crew has been complaining about the stench in the smash tourney room on their way to the purification plant, PLEASE apply personal hygiene!
Whose turn was it to mop the poop deck this morning? It hasn't been mopped.....
SOMALI PIRATES AIM THE CANNON
We're supposed to mop it?
>order pizza
>3 hour delivery time
>fire flare so he knows where to deliver it
>delivery guy and my pizza get eaten by the kraken
I'm getting sick of this shit. Kitchen user's pizzas are always soggy
Can anyone come fish with me? I could swear I'm starting to see faces in the water.
>cut the ponytail
sellout
depends, are they hot faces?
I'm calling HR on you nigga
I just shove everything to one corner and then saw that bit off
That does it. You have night watch for two weeks.
>Kitchen user's pizzas are always soggy
Order the number 5 between 2 and 3 in the morning, you can thank me later
should we really put cheaters on death row? what if they didnt actually cheat?
I just read the brochure and it doesn't say "poop then mop deck." It just says "poop deck." so how was I supposed to know
that's just the kelpies, user. try not to disturb them
HAY QUE MOVER EL CACHARRO
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stop using my gf as a float you idiots
aye cap'n :(
a-user?!
Made for Resident Evil
>holy crap lois
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS FEEDING THOSE DAMN SEAGULLS? THERE'S BIRD SHIT EVERYWHERE
maybe it's finally time to fucking hunt down that many-armed water-bitch?
ARF ARF
>*sunbathes on your deck*
notthin' personnel