ITT: Family Guy cutaway gag based on the video game you've just played or what you're playing right now. How will it go?
ITT: Family Guy cutaway gag based on the video game you've just played or what you're playing right now. How will it go?
Leo Gray
Jack Lee
HOLY CRAP, LOIS! THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT TIME I ASSEMBLED A COMPUTER AT 6 YEARS OLD ALL BY MYSELF.
Ian Lee
Into the Breach
>This is harder than that time I was a Rift Walker
>"Ok, Peter, it's the last turn, just protect the grid"
>a giant bug shoots a ball of goo
>everything turns into a pinball game
>the ball of goo destroys the wall of a building
>Cleveland is taking a bath in the second floor of that building
>"No no no no no nooo!"
Andrew Morales
>"Aww gees this is worse than that time demons invaded the city"
>cut to Peter out in the middle of the street wearing a very tight fitting DMC3 Dante outfit
>a horde of demons start converging on him
>"Alright you ugly sons of bitches, it's party time!"
>Peter begins rapidly switching styles in DMC fashion, calling out each style's name as he switches
>he doesn't stop and the demons eventually get bored and leave
>cut to Lois looking out her bedroom window at night to see Peter still out on the street style switching
Charles Brown
>Stewie: "Brian, we have to win this case and yet I still don't have the money!"
>Brian: "Maybe I can help with your money problems."
>Stewie: "Don't be ridiculous, you're not good with helping anyone! Remember when you were a jewelry store owner at one point?"
>*scene cuts to Brian Griffin as Morshu*
>Brian: "Lamp oil, rope, bombs? You want it?! It's yours my friend! As long as you have enough rupees!"
>Peter (in the background): "I gave them all for prostitute money."
William Stewart
>Geez Lois, that's terrible! That reminds of the time I found out my therapist turned out to be a rapist.
Matthew Martin
Juan Campbell
>*Family Guy intro ends*
>*scene opens in Peter's house, where the family is on the couch watching TV*
>DING DONG
>Lois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day.
>Peter opens the door
>Isabelle: Hey, Peter!
>Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lois! Check who it is!
>Lois: Is that... Oh my god, Isabelle!
>Brian: Holy shit, Isabelle? I thought you were banished to Hell!
>*cutaway where Isabelle is fighting demons with Doomguy while E1M1 plays*
>Isabelle: Hehehe, yep, but I'm back! Those demons sure gave me a RUFF time!
>*everyone but Meg laughs*
>Chris: It's great to have you back, Isabelle!
>Meg: Whatever! It was great to finally have some peace and quiet from Nintendo shilling you everywhere...
>*Isabelle uses her fishing rod to fling Meg through the roof*
>Peter: NYEHAHAHAHAHA!
>Stewie: Personally I prefer Sable, but Fox can't negotiate for shit!
Colton Brown
>"oh boy, this reminds me of that time when Chris met those psychic kids."
>cuts to Chris talking with the Earthbound cast
>Chris makes them mad and they all use their weapons to beat him
>Ness and Paula start to use their PSI powers to molest him
>Peter is looking from his window
>"nyeheheheheh! He's called Poo!"
Jacob Collins
>Reddit Guy
Go back
Matthew Clark
>Before cancellation
Peter was dumb but a well meaning person and a good father
Lois was a good mother/wife but had a few faults
Brian was the voice of reason who primarily fucked other dogs like he should
Stewie was a serious little evil thing but had some humor involved
Chris was a well meaning idiot
Meg was homely but an intelligent/sweet girl
Cleveland is the black voice of reason
Joe is a handicapped but well put-together person
Quagmire is simply a player
>After cancellation
Peter is pants on head retarded and an overall destructive person also an extremely abusive father and bad provider
Lois is a raging slut and a bitch who abuses her own daughter and is a terrible wife
Brian is an annoying liberal caricature who fucks human women primarily.
Stewie is a gay stereotype who makes inventions because he's bored
Chris is dumber than before and basically a down syndrome retard
Meg is a psychopathic borderline personality disorder bulimic edgy stalker
Cleveland becomes an annoying oreo (this is more prominent in the Cleveland show)
Joe is a depressed pathetic person
Quagmire is a rapist and ephebophile
What the hell happened to this show?
Zachary Richardson
>gee lois, this is worse than the time that..
>that...
>what the hell even happens in kingdom hearts anyways?
>*peter proceeds to spend five minutes scrolling through wiki pages*
>I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
Nicholas Parker
This actually sounds like one they'd do.
Joshua Sanchez
You think DAT'S bad?? Remembah dat time I went to dah library?
Dominic Fisher
Austin Cox
>Wow Lois, this is worse than that time I browsed on Any Forums.
>scene cuts to Peter at work
>What the fuck is Any Forums?
>clicking
>5 seconds later flash on
>Peter wearing nazi outfit
>Ooooh. I have been blind all this time.
Isaiah Carter
>Peter: Wow Chris, competing in the Adam West High School Spelling Bee must've been difficult. Just look how I felt when I entered the Midgar Spelling Bee.
>Proctor: Peter, your word is “Sephiroth”
>Peter: Um... S-E-... um...P... I--
>*Sephiroth descends down and stabs Peter in the back*
>Peter: *gasping and fainting* AAAAH!
>*buzz*
>Proctor: I'm sorry, your time is up.
>Peter: Well, geez it's not my fault nobody was gonna show up to help me spell a very difficult word to spell.
>*Cloud walks in drunk with two prostitutes hoisted on his shoulders*
>Cloud: Sorry, I- uhh... I was... uhhh... I just took Lyft. Can you- *burp* can you repeat wh- what I- I- I needed to do?
>*two second pause*
>Peter: ...get the fuck out.
Wyatt Martin
Family Guy is a great show and I am tired of pretending that it is not.
Jeremiah Baker
Hey Louis, look at this Rathalos runnin' away. Nyehehehe, someone told me they don't like dung so I fired one out in his general direction. Just look at 'em. I knew this was the right decision.
Ian Thompson
>dbfz
dbz cutaway could be ok. Googling it im surprised it hasnt happened yet
Jaxon Lopez
>"Hehehe, this reminds of the time I was Kamurocho in 1988 after quitting the yakuza job"
>Flashback to Peter in Kamurocho
>"Man being not yakuza anymore sure is boring. Let's go to the arcades!"
>A bunch of yakuza members show up and want to fight Peter
>"Wait, why do you guys want me to fight me again? I just beat the crap out of you 5 minutes ago and you told me you will not mess with me again. Wait why do you want to fight me in the first place? I'm not even in Yakuza anymore"
>Force Addiction plays
>"Fine, guess I will have to teach you a real lesson to why you should leave me alone"
Michael Howard
Hi Seth