Be me

>be me
>scared of another lonely weekend approaching
>my mom suggests asking my friends - i used to be 'popular' after all
>call handsome friend
"sorry my girlfriend is having birthday"
>call funny friend
"sorry man i am partying"
>call chad friend
"sorry bro... im just busy, ok"
>call workaholic friend
"im on my leave, will be back from balkans in 3 weeks"
>call loser virgin friend
"yeah, sure, friday or saturday :) ?"

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you have no friends otherwise you wouldnt be here.

>scared of another lonely weekend approaching
I'm scared someone could bother me on a weekend and disturb my alone time

>tfw im the only loser virgin in my friend circle

I have an online friend group now and we watch anime and play video games together regularly.
It's really, REALLY not that hard, especially if you do have functional social skills.

same lol

I just arranged to go on a week long beach vacation with some school friends I hadn't grouped with for 5+ years. Since then all I care about is history, politics and video games. What do I talk with them about?

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they're in their early 20s aren't they

So you have a friend who wants to hang with you, and you're seemingly a loser too, and you think you're too good for him? You're a faggot and he deserves a better friend than you.

Why dont you go partying with your funny friend?

i am 28 yo
my circle only consists of virgin losers. other friends have gfs/wives and simply hang out with other couples, stopped talking to me and other inferior friends

The good ol times

Wait until you get past 30, it is fucking over

>calls the only person who wants to be around him a virgin loser
No wonder your other "friends" dont like you

the voice inside my head which tells me to bite the skin around my fingers keeps me company

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>>call loser virgin friend
drop that mentally dude, i had it and it isn't good. be happy you got someone to do shit with you

i am a pussy repelant, he will agree to hang out with me only if there are no girls around

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he also doesnt like me, he only hangs out with me, when he has nothing else to do

sounds like a you problem, maybe try working on being happy with yourself before trying to be happy with other people

Cool history facts
Relax and see what everyone's been up too
Snack
Enjoy the sunlight

I wouldnt like someone who thinks im a virgin loser either, get your shit together user ffs

That never happe

Do not care
Did not ask
Wrong board
Fuck off

This

It is some people's lot in life to be hermits. It's a fate you can't escape.

true
Its an amalgamation of various events from my past
in a sense it happened... but not literally like i told you here
its like a myth, a story, a short novel - only the meaning matters

>call loser virgin friend
how do you even know he's a virgin?