COMPLETELY spoil a random game and then leave

the marshalls never intended for john to be free; they kill him after he completes their missions, but he is able to save his wife and son

Yakuza entire series kiryu doesn’t die, and the baby’s father is the Chinese heir’s son.

Conservatives teamed up with niggers to increase black birthrates by banning abortion so now there will be more niggers on welfare and the conservatives will keep taxes low so the nigger babies will grow up and steal and kill white people and then the conservatives will get more money for a police state and then they'll arrest everyone except the niggers and in 30 years the country will only be niggers stealing and killing other niggers

you fight hank and he dies after shooting a rocket at jebus

Satan gets defeated after you promise to be his friend and then you fuck right off back to your home planet never to see him again

Your "dear little girl" is an eldritch abomination

Airy Lies

panam dies

Videogames can't be spoiled. Books and movies can, but even then if it affects anything they were likely shit anyways.

makarov dies by captain price's hand
soap dies
yuri dies

Everyone was secretly dead and you were jesus

Hitler gets shot

I just spoiled 95% of games lmao good luck ever enjoying anything ever again

At the end Lazarevic gets the power of the Tree of Life and after being defeated gets killed by the guardians.

"Would You Kindly" is a trigger phrase to make you obey any order.

We just built better engines.

Booker is Comstock

You were actually a cat

John halo shoots the aliens and saves the universe

It was Albert Wesker. He's the reason why you keep getting attacked by zombies and monsters.

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shepard dies anyway

You were the witch and you tricked a father into shooting his own daughter. Twice.

The Prophets had betrayed them.

he saved the princess

the main character was brainwashed to believe he lives there, this is revealed to him and then he is forced to go home.

Joseph Seed was right about everything.

Godot killed maya's mom

Zero's true motives are very complex

Fuck, I'm uninstalling every Sniper Elite Game

The killer is the commie grandpa on the small island. He shot him during sex as he was in love with the disco girl and got jealous.

nigga that's a cat
tf wrong with u

after you kill the dragon and regain your heart you can ascend to godhood by killing the previous arisen who did the same. it's all an infinite cycle and each ng+ ends with you killing your previous character and replacing them.

Shadowlord is the actual Nier

Eli dies, you never find out who the G-Man is, and Half-Life 3 (or Half-Life 2, Episode 3 or whatever the fuck it's called, I don't care anymore FFS), never releases.

There's an EVEN BIGGER bad guy

Constantinople falls.

magic is real

You finally beat Maxwell and take his place on the throne.

Shulk is just a husk for Zanza.

Dusknoir is evil.

Ghost Trick?

Akechi is a fucking cuck.

>robots are bad
>robots are good
>you are a robot
>humans are dead
>the big bad boss dies while saying "forgive me zanzibart"

There's like, this alien dimension, and the main character finds out about the dimension, and at the end the main guy is in the alien dimension and his boss is there and he says "well done my dude"

Your AI friend is the mastermind, but you convince him what he is doing is wrong with facts and logic. then you save the aboriginal kid you were looking for in the first place.

Nero is Vergil's son

You were the aliens' invasion force and the bosses were your jailers, your touch corrodes life, but you can set things "right" by destroying the mothership

the landowner travelled to look for her brother, but he went away shortly before she arrived to look for her in another city and then died moments before they could meet

MC is an alien who was originally meant to help take over the planet