Make a game about exploring the world as a cat

>make a game about exploring the world as a cat
>PRESS X TO JUMP THERE instead of letting you climb shit freely

gaming truly is dead

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>PRESS X TO JUMP
>STEAM 10/10
goddamn zoomers.

Htperlinear turbocinematic snoy-like game, fucking ewww.

What did you expect from some garbage meme game designed for autistic soiniggers, you fucking retard?

>game

I like cute cats doing cute things

That's why I pirate it

All the reviews are just "lol cat ecksdee" too

>make a game about exploring the world as a giant killing superhuman
>PRESS X TO CLIMB THERE instead of letting you climb shit freely

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i think you care too much

this 2bh. stop criticizing a videogame that just came out and go post some waifu thread or something

So? It's not that different from Souls garbage with r1+square

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Play Porfirio's Adventure

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based

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>Make a gimmick game where the only gimmick is that you are a cat, a creature that revolves around free movement
>Stilted movement with a singular option
The fact that your point is, oh but the game where a corpse wearing 600lbs of body armor had the same movements options is laughable (especially considering 3d exploration is the only gimmick here)

nu-God of War did this too, why can't they make standard jumping mechanics, I thought this cat game was actually a platformer at first.
You're not as clever as you think, seeing as you can jump freely in that game, as shitty as the jump was though...

just dont play it

>he made a new thread after getting bullied out of the last one
Your still a retard OP

I have no idea why this is so highly rated, it doesnt even do the cat part any justice, there almost no interaction with the environment, you can only get to specific areas via jump points, I remember when I started I would see areas I could clearly jump to, but there was no prompt, so I couldnt explore. Like, you cant even jump without being given the context option to jump.

This nigga really wanna play assassins creed as a cat

>SKYRIM WITH CATS

A cat wouldn't miss that jump, but you would. It's realistic :^)

that would be fun but even assassin's creed pretty much takes control and you just watch him climb walls

You're not as clever as you think.

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Before release people were saying "assassins creed-like traversal but your a cat", why couldn't we even get that? I would have taken a dedicated jump button and a "parkour" button to make it a 2 button traversal game over the "press x to cat" we got.

>>PRESS X TO JUMP THERE instead of letting you climb shit freely
Yeaaaaaaah, cats can do so much more than jumping, why are they limiting us, pretentious virginsbros?

imagine a game where you play as a cat assassin and you just like infiltrate random places and trip VIPs down stairs or knock big jars or sculptures off of shelves onto their heads, or jump up and bite them in the face while they're driving their car on a cliffside before leaping out the sunroof as they go over the edge