toxo hivemind
Toxo hivemind
most positive reviews are from people with like 0.2 hours last i checked
i like cats and all but you cant convince me this game isn't a disappointment
>instead of being a game with freedom where you're a normal stray cat, it's a 4 hour sony tier walking sim with '' CLIMB HERE '' prompts
>shortly into the game you get a robot that lets you engage with human language
>enemies that you start literally blasting with beams and explosions lol
you can't tell me this shit is actually appealing to anyone that avidly plays vidya, nor that they didn't change their plans and direction, completely dumbing down the game from what was once meant to be a project of greater scope
give me a cat game where i have freedom and am just a normal cat that can't understand human language
What is this game? I just saw robots and a whole lot of nothing
I can't fucking take it bros it's been 3 years but my cat got so sick randomly and we had to put him down, he wouldve been 7 a few days ago
it's not FAIRRRRRRR
>THIS GAME SUCKS STOP SAYING ITS GOOD SHAZAM HELP ME PLEASE OH GOD FUCK THIS GAME ITS DOGSHIT DOGSHIT DOGSHIT STOP SAYING ITS FUN CATS PUT PARASITES IN YOUR BRAIN IT WAS MADE BY JEWS WHO THE FUCK WOULD PLAY SOMETHING MADE BY JEWS COMON V PLEASE HATE THSI GAME PLEASE OH PLEASE GOOOOOOOOOOD
For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, “Any Forums is wrong again”
based, fuck the joyless loser faggots of Any Forums I am enjoying the cat game and not a single Any Forums faggot will be able to diminish said enjoyment. I hope my enjoyment of cat game makes user seethe
I really fucking hate cats.
the lack of self-awareness toxos have is bizarre, nothing wrong with loving an animal, but the fact that just having a cat, arguably the most popular pet, is enough to sell a game is bizarre
i give up
indeed
Major incel vibes.
Im not even hating on the game cus i have yet to see any fucking gameplay of it, what is it about? is it fun? does it control good?
All i see are tweets of IRL cats staring at the game's cat
I'm sorry I thought this was a cat game, why are we in cthulhu all of a sudden?
>game where you play as a cat
>le eldritch squamous antediluvian tenebrous nebulous etc. spooky stuff
AAAHHHHHH NIGGERMAN SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>a game about a cat is what finally broke nu/v/
I pirated it and got bored after an hour
has it been cracked yet?
from what ive read this is more of a sony moviegame type of deal where its very linear and there isnt much gameplay to speak of. sony movies and cats are popular so why wouldnt a cat moviegame be popular too i guess
Sorry bro, i lost a cat to a reckless driver down our quiet road, she was only 1 and was a stray when we moved in there, unfortunately she wasn't scared of the road or cars at all and i could see this happening but she was a stray and i couldn't just lock her inside all day and night. I just wish i taught her to fear cars.
They're comparing this game to JOURNEY... lmfao. At least you have full control of your character in journey and aren't literally on rails and have to press a single button to progress in a false platformer.
No niggerman cameo by the way
It's a twichbait meme movie. What the fuck did you expect?
this game looks and feels like a late 00s early 10s cgi short film
>i couldn't just lock her inside all day and night
What every bad cat owner says and not accept responsibility when their shit animal gets mauled, poisoned or hit by a car.
wtf... this is a hate crime, just because he's a niggerman, baka
yeah, fitgirl has it
Here's the deal:
Yes it's a walking sim and movie like game
However it's a very pleasant, cute and soulful 3-4 hour experience
The graphics, music and art style are superb too
The devs succeeded at want they wanted to use it for with excellence
Now, is it worth 25 bucks? Maybe, if you want to support more stuff like this being made but not based on what it is or the play time
I rate games on the basis of what it tried to be and whether it achieved it that goal or not and this is a 8/10 in that regard
Just pirate it and enjoy it in one sitting on a lazy evening
My dog died five years ago and I'm still not over it.
lmao dog