SAO Closed Beta starts in a week

SAO Closed Beta starts in a week.
What build are you all going with?

Also, laugh at the fags who didn't get a beta code.

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Glopper.

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Personally building a Fire Mage with full AoE Damage.

Warlock that casts from health. They're usually pretty broken. Bonus points if my strongest spell also kills me in the process. You can always just get a res after battle, right?

I normally go Rogue but I've heard you can't dual wield, shit game it better get patched

I'm from 2026 don't play on launch, you'll get trapped in the game and if you die in the game you'll die in real life

What the fuck is SAO and why should I give a shit about it?

>Only 1000 beta testers allowed
What the fuck is this bullshit Argus?

Laugh at the angry Zhang that didn't get their tech to market first.

t.seethibg wowchud

Cool story bro

HOLY CRAP, LOIS! THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT TIME I ASSEMBLED A COMPUTER AT 6 YEARS OLD ALL BY MYSELF.

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im gonna catfish so many dudes with a cute teen girl avatar holy shit

You got your VR diapers ready?

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Mind broken weeb is upset that user doesn't know his favourite self insert anime.

I come from the future…
There is something wrong with this game.
These things keep appearing in dungeons…..
This isn’t normal at all because the first floor is littered with these things……

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Okay schizo. Nothing bad can happen, you can literally just pull the Nerve Gear off.

I heard they were just going to launch after the beta without ever doing a stress test or anything. With one fucking server.
The game's going to be a shitshow at launch.

What anime, were talking about a VRMMO here. Maybe you're lost, wowchud.

Fuck that shit. I've seen .hack// and the last thing I want is to get shanked by some bug in the game and end up comatose from it. Screw nerve gear games.

Can anyone confirm that we can cum in the game after sex? I don't want my semen to remain in my balls for two years and then suddenly made a glopping noise when I came inside someone.

>dude you're totally gonna die irl if you die ingame
meds

Heard that the game engine regulates itself so you'll probably get a quest to get the skill data drain from NPCs if it couldn't get rid of the data bugs by itself

No twilight bracelet no buy

Nah fuck you for being so naive. Nerve gear literally manipulates your nervous system so that you don't flail around in bed like a spastic when you're playing games. How the fuck are you so sure that the dumbfuck devs over at Argus have ironed out all the kinks in the system?

How come my battle chips work?

Because this tech has been used for years in medicine. It isn't easy to retrain paraplegics to use their legs again you know

Don't worry user, unlike The World, in Aincrad you won't have to worry about some noob getting an OP broken item from their first day of playing the game.

Yeah this is gonna fucking blow. Shit stinks. Give me beta tester code you fucking jews, Argus!