>cant even jump
Dropped
Cant even jump
>cats randomly jump without having anything to jump to
Are you retarded? Why would they add a button for it when it'll allow you to leap, something what cats actually do? This isn't bing bing wahoo.
10 hour game lmao
Because I want to control my cat so I can reach strange parts of the level so I can deposit cat poop there
What the fuck is the point if I cant freely control my cat and shit anywhere?
Fuck this game and fuck you for liking it
That sound way too long, first you said 4 hours. The first two Metro games are both 7 hours
Street cred (Reddit Cred)
brainlet take or excellent bait I can't tell
Is this the most reddit game in recent history?
so the average lenght for most games?
It's not even 10 hours, it's fucking 4
FO THE CHEEVOS
There's an achievement of clearing the game in 2 hours
This game looks like a walking simulator, except you're a cat.
It is a walking simulator
Are you fucking retarded?
>walking simulator
Check
>cat
Check
>theme park railroad garbage you cant engage with anything
Check
>4 hour game
Chekc
Wow its peak reddit garbage!
>DOOOOOD....ITS got a MEOW button!
I all seriousness, why are so many people wanking over this game anyway?
Because....LE CATS!!!!!
Seriously. They want surrogate cats because they cant get surrogate children.
*In all seriousness
Based. 3D games where you can't jump are, and have always been, cursed
What type of brain parasite causes people to act like that?
>No dedicated cat poop button
ITT Children with adhd complaining.
Go back to your assassins creed and fifa, you toddlers
Nobody will ever love you.