How the FUCK is Sonic so fast?

How the FUCK is Sonic so fast?

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Thats fanfiction

now post the foot dirt bridge one

>Thats fanfi-ACK

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I want more bullshit sonic stuff like this. Modern sonic takes itself too seriously.

why is sonic getting foreverially delitized

That's not being delitized. He's not even fully enjoying it.

OP feels like some gavan shit is going on
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How fast would his hands need to move for this.

At first I read it as
>Double Vag

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nah let there be strict rules else it'll become the flash or every other capeshit rly which are able to btfo superman bc writers went apeshit with their powers. Fucking Icefag is god-tier at this point

I'm gonna say 40 mph+ to keep the water at high tension. The real magic comes from hand durability as this is similar to doing a belly flop on a static body of water.

Sonic has always been capekino.

It only took him 12 hours to achieve sync speed.

>sonic can access the Speed Forceā„¢
lmao

Kill yourself and die, Archienigger.

Fuck off.

EVERYONE, report this thread. This is NOT a Sonic thread. This is yet more malarkey of Archietards forcing on their uncanon shitty ass fanfiction poop that was not EVER complimenting to the Sonic franchise.

Report it, hide it.

Uncanon shit, fuck off.

Sonic could beat Superman any day

Kys

Kys

tfw sups is the weakest character after all

This is not Sonic. Fuck off to .

Not Sonic. Go to .

Kill yourself.

Not Sonic, disrespecting to source-material. Kill yourself.

FOREVIALLY DELITIZED AND LOVING IT

Richmunk, stop forcing your fanfiction so much.

Kill yourself.

Archieshit isn't Sonic. Fuck off.

Kill yourself.

DO NOT REPLY TO ARCHIESHIT
Report it and hide it.

Why are you constantly bumping threads that trigger you?

Its always nice to see the Sonic fandom tearing itself apart over stupid shit.

Uncanon shit, spits on source-material, not Sonic.

Uncanon shit. Murder yourself.

Because no one likes Archie retards. They won't stop forcing their shit on everyone else. Someone have to point out them.