Hug Klonoa
Hug Klonoa
Daniel Long
William Clark
Is he gay?
Dylan Morgan
Man these threads lost steam fast.
Ian Wilson
pac-chads won
Jonathan Hall
die klonoa die!!
Alexander Butler
>RUPURUDU!
Ryder Price
I fucking hate Germans.
Jace Sullivan
He’s bi
Levi Ward
>Man these threads lost steam fast.
>nostalgiabots hype up mediocre game
>bandwagon hoppers eat it up
>bandwagon hoppers play game and realize it fails to live up to the hype
>everybody moves onto the next nostalgiabait remaster/remake
every. fucking. time.
Jaxson Wright
>mfw Klonoa threads on Any Forums
Ryan Reyes
Originals still hold up, if you think gaming is good in 2022, kys
Luis Howard
>KIonoa in Door to Phantomile is in 4th grade
>Klonoa in Lunatea's Veil is in 8th grade
Jordan Watson
I loved them but there's nothing really to talk about and I don't know where to find cute art to post here. I will always get stepping wind stuck in my head though.
Elijah Scott
>I don't know where to find cute art to post here
I use Klonoa @ Blog on Tumblr, and search both klonoa and クロノアon Twitter+pixiv
Jaxson Mitchell
>This Summer...
>Everyone's favorite cabbit...
>is coming to the big screen
>*Cuts to Ghadius played by Jim Carrey "What a bummer!"
>*Avicii starts playing* FEELING MY WAY THROUGH THE DARKNESS
>Huepow wakes up giddy for the morning as a ship crashes into a nearby mountain, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear it, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "Diva Lephise kidnapped" remember to wake up Klonoa, who's alarm is the local radio
>"In other news, Diva Lephise has been-"
>Huepow, voiced by Awkwafina "Ayo Klonoa! We finna need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"
>Klonoa, voiced by Ben Schwartz, "just go on without me, man"
>Cuts to an extended scene of Klonoa snoring
>two friends will find themselves
>Klonoa: "what?! Lephise is missing?"
>Huepow: "No cap?"
>Klonoa: "and ghadius took her?”
>Huepow "fr fr?"
>but first they have to find Ghadius
>Ghadius: "Phantomile will soon be all mine to corrup-"
>*Lephise kicks him in the balls*
>"OOOOO RIGHT IN THE JOYGASM!”
>Joka, played by Kevin Hart walks in "YIKES, that's gotta hurt!!"
>Who might need to be saved from lephise
>*Footage of Ghadius having to play tea party with Lephise"
>Ghadius: "*sigh* can this get any worse?"
>Cuts to Ghadius and Joka dressed like princesses
>Joka: "You had to ask?"
>Ghadius: "I had to ask?"
>This summer is going to be
>*Montage of slap stick*
>*Ghadius dancing until Joka walks in*
>Ghadous: AAAAAAAA
>Joka: "I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk?"
>Ghadius:"... what do I look like, an imbecile? Of course I want a latte. I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE THEM!"
>This summer is going to be...
>*Footage of Klonoa and Huepow riding away from Gelg Bom in a golf cart with a sassy fat black lady played by Natasha Rothwell*
>Black Lady: "OOOOOOH LAWWWDY!"
>This summer is going to be!
>"LIIIIIIIIT"
>*Footage of a moo doing a headspin"
>This summer is going to be!
>Klonoa: "WAHOO!"
>KLONOA: DOOR TO PHANTOMILE
Asher Watson
Where's the fart joke?
Julian Sullivan
I'll make him gay alright.
Gabriel Ward
Now write one for Lunatea's Veil.
Jeremiah Adams
Josiah Lee
Nobody can stop talking about Klonoa.
Brayden Thompson
Kemoshota peepee!