ITT: Any Forums writes Fallout 5 plot

*what a wonderful world plays*

Proceeds to suck you off in the bathtub

"Lies user, lies never change" Todd says

After finishing off, he tells you not to worry and answer a couple of questions

, penis in hand,

you say:

Remove VATS

"Can I fuck a dog in this game?"

sexo

[SARCASM]

I awaken, not in a vault, but in a tomb, asking myself why I remain; to answer such questions, one has to ask themself what it is to be - is it for the thrill of life, to prove something unmentionable, or to prove the laws of the world deniable completely - for although I awaken in a tomb, I refuse to give into the embrace of darkness to rest eternally, and I plant myself on my feet, ready to leave this tomb, my resting place, behind, so that I may find and destroy the Cousinhood of Iron, the dastards who destroyed not only my livelihood, my home, and my pride, but my Fallout shitposting thread as well - indeed, this faction will pay its price.

You look around and notice a radroach staring at you

You steal his cock

Turns out the radroach had a massive dosages of FEV inside of his chitinous penis, and when you attach it to yourself, as a prosthesis, you feel...

Polish

The suddenly you hear sirens outside of the room you woke up in, Todd says

"Kurwa"

Caesar is back and he's a Ghoul.

And he's making Holy Roman Empire this time around

but Napoleon takes a big fat shit on it

The Napoleon in question is born and raised in Florida

got in trouble with a couple of guys on the brahmim head counting court

smegma