Reminder that most dinosaur's in video games are inaccurate

Well yeah, why would they bring a forensic scientist for a space travel mission, duh

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archaeopteryx

>incomplete

Looks more like a Hyena than a pig or hippo.

The reconstruction problem only exists for animals with an excess of soft tissue (obviously a Hippo is a perfect example of this, but many mammals fit into this category). Animals with not much external soft tissue wouldn't have this problem.

That said, depending on what accessory information the aliens had available, they might be able to make a pretty close guess at a Hippo by examining it's native environment and other hints that would help make reconstruction more accurate.

why would they undergo a forensic reconstruction without using people who specializes in it?

That just looks like an African Boar without the tusks.
Fucking lazy, uncreative artists.

Reminder sabertooth tigers probably looked more like the one on the bottom than the one with the teeth exposed.

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>how does biology work
This image was made by an American

The teeth are still there, they're just hidden behind the lip-flaps.

now that Im older, I kinda realize how silly the top one is, and yet we've been going with that one for ages. Shows that science really isn't the top dog as people make it to be.

>yes, surely mammals had large external teeth that would help with..uh...

Don’t care because I want to fuck the ones in video games.

Reminder that hippos are 90% muscle, none of that "blubber" is actually fat.

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Again, the teeth are still there, they're just held inside the mouth behind the lips, the tigers would likely bare them for displays of aggression.

Hippos are fucking scary

thats what I meant. that the teeth werent open 24/7

Yeah, it's why they don't float/swim, they're too heavy because of all the muscle.
>You will never run on the bottom of the water like a hippo

no wonder they mog crocodiles in their own water

Is that achievable natty?

There's a reason they're one of the most dangerous animals on the planet.

>but don't know anything about forensic reconstruction
Can't really know much about bullshit guesswork.

Feathered Dinosaurs are sick, fuck scalies

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Not for us puny humans.

>yes, surely mammals had large external teeth that would help with..uh...
Oh yeah, that's for sure an adaptation that never evolved in any mammals

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delet

Nah, you'd look at the legs and realize that it's not a predator, then you'd look at the sediment where you found it and realize that they are found mostly near rivers and realize that it's partially aquatic, you'd look at it's general bone structure and realize that it shares a lot in common with mammals and realize that it couldn't breathe in water, and then you'd figure out that it was fat because being aquatic it cant' be lean or else it would float like a rock.
Even it's front teeth aren't useful for crushing things like what is common with other predators, it's probably more adapted to digging out roots.

why are they angry all the time?

so explain why big cats got rid of them versus a walrus that eats mostly small fish

playing dirty bitch?

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There is no animal on the planet that can fuck shit up like a hippo. The list of animals they can't kill can probably be counted in double digits, and that's purely because their vice jaws aren't designed to cut through the blubber of a blue whale and such.

Kangaroos are the Deer of Australia.
No seriously, they occupy exactly the same niche.
>Get hit by cars a lot and cause accidents
>Are used for their meat
>Are one of the primary targets for hunters in the country

Simple answer is Dinosaurs were the fitfags of prehistory, a trait they passed on to their fluffy kin. Mammals are (mostly) fat and literal pig disgusting unless you're like a wolf or something.

Pretty sure an Elephant can.

>Dig up mass grave
>Reconstruct humans with multiple heads and several arms and legs
>Humans were an Arachnid/Mammal hybrid
>Alien equivalent of Nobel prize + millions of credits in funding

Why'd you post a picture of Jamie Hynemen?

They live in Africa.

I'd imagine the meat is better because of the lean muscle.

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Reminder that mammoths probably had large pouches of useless skin over their tusks unlike all the reconstructions we have today

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Walrus don't have strong legs or claws.
Their tusks act as an additional tool for interacting with their environment they otherwise wouldn't have.
Tigers did not have this problem, they had claws and four strong limps to dig and maul shit already, so the over-sized teeth weren't advantageous.

They didn't get rid of them, the clades that had them simply got outcompeted and died out.

>globohomo
What does this even mean now? Does the gay agenda involve putting feathers on dinosaurs?

I'd argue an elephant can fuck up more shit than a hippo.

imagine getting impaled by one

It must suck to be a walrus with your teeth constantly exposed to freezing air. It's like biting into ice cream but forever.

Kangaroos are alphachads though, show me a deer this jacked.

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If they're anything like killer whales, they'd play with you and make sport of it.

>, so the over-sized teeth weren't advantageous.
>animals were bigger and tougher during the high CO2 period

It's very lean, very low calorie.
One of the healthiest red meats you can eat.

Lurk moar newfag cancer. That word has never had anything to do with gays.

We can tell if a thing is a mammal or reptile by it's skull thereby advising what the attached flesh would look like you fucking simpletons. Maymays are not a guide to cognition.

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Yes, they're trying to turn dinosaurs from a boy's fascination/toy into a girl's one, they are trying to kill the predator hunter instinct in men we inherited from our dino ancestors

actually yes cause globalist science currently is based on saying that all the conservative science is wrong. It's based more on emotion rather than analyzation. See how smug they always are when they dispute these "facts"

>dinosaurs with feathers is a plot by the deep state to turn us gay and create the new world order
this is why no one outside this website takes you seriously

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I reject your reality

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Much like wholly mammoths and the other two cold climate examples posted already, large and long teeth/bone has an adaptive advantage in such environments. The end of the ice age probably spelled its demise, hastened by human activity as well.

How do we know how aliens would reconstruct the animal?

If you insist?

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So hunting birds is girly now? You learn something new every day.

Bearbros...

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>Very, unlikely. The main reason for that is that in living carnivorans the lip line is always anterior to the masseter muscle which in Smilodon was just behind the carnassials. Machairodontinae - Wikipedia.

>Also if one uses the fact that Saint Bernard dogs have droopy jowls remember that Saint Bernard dogs were created by humans through selective breeding and thus not well adapted to life in the wild.

DEBOONKED

Imagine putting them on tren.

The homo in globohomo does not mean gay, retard. It's in the name, it means the globe gets homogenized.

>our dino ancestors

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I don't even get how deer are even a thing. Sheep at least have high altitude niche to fill (And in a roundabout way became useful for domestication because of it). Deer are just hyper alert death magnets that are sexually attracted to speeding cars yet they're some retarded success story of nature and live on nearly every continent.

Because humanity is the real ayyliums

Sure but in general Elephants aren't as full on aggro as Hippos, iirc more people are killed per year by Hippos than any other wild mammal.

So are you gonna post it or what?

dumb animeposter

Nah, elephants have the hippo-like weight to crush shit, but they don't have the comical aggression of hippos outside of musth season, nor do they have jaws that can crush the hardest of bone, nor are they anywhere near as capable swimmers. The majority of hippo-on-human maulings happen by river banks. Imagine collecting water and then 1.5 tons of muscle bursts out of the water like a giant ninja and crushes your skull like it's cardboard.

>our dino ancestors
nice try, you reptilian scum

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>this thread

That video of eagles throwing goats off a cliff opened my eyes to the fact birds are fucking satanic assholes confined by the fact they are generally to small to be a danger to humans.

They're basically just big rabbits (they out-breed the death rate as their main way to keeping the species going).

Unironically yes, check clips of Prehistoric Planet, they turned most of the dinosaurs into fat, gay, hermaphrodite birds of paradise that do silly dances
youtube.com/watch?v=_6SYA6OUrdU

It's all fanfiction that they are posing as fact

I thought that was the water buffalo