Why didnt you tell me this game is so kino...

Why didnt you tell me this game is so kino. Adrenaline rush i got from waging my first war and naval fight over sea blockade is like no other strategy before. Never suspected that on screen number changing will give me so much fun.

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why didn't you tell me this game is so boogie doogie. boogies rush i got from booging my first boogie over the sounds of boogie night is like no other boogie before. never suspected that booging will give me so much fun

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Have fun getting raped by Otto.

EU4 is good

>playing as c*astile
tfu

Its a fun game shame that paradox died with imperator and Elba killed it

check out the fantasy mod Anbennar. it's pretty good

Only overhaul mod I like though it can be kinnda weird and some outcomes are disappointing. Doing anything in the Escann region feels like you really should have a guide and finding the info can be real fuckin annoying at times. Also one of my first games was Verne and getting the wyvernes was just kinda anticlimatic.

ottos have been slowly nerfed over the past 3 years to the point where its never been easier to rebuild byzantium

*was

then 1.26 happened

most Any Forums users are kids and/or yearly shovelware buyers. this would filter them. /vst/ and /VG/ talk about gs games

I feel like they get strong in every game now. If you don't curb them early, you're in for a ride later unless you have been blobbing to match. They had a 1 million force limit/army by 1650 in a recent save I played.

It's really boring. Crusader kings is much more fun.

literally the opposite, you can only play a character in a handful of ways and they all end up the same when you've memorized all the events

i like Microprose's Risk 2

It would be more kino if every SINGLE fucking patch didn't fuck up a core system in some way.

CK bordergore ruins the experience for me. I end up spending more time thinking about how to make the borders not look retarded when someone dies than I do anything else.

I knew immediately that the moment they mentioned they were finally daring to touch how battles work that it was going to be a shitshow, and everyone told me I was a doomsayer for it

Lo and behold 1.33 comes along and reinforcing and morale is completely busted and everyone spent weeks crying about it. I don't know how many times it'll take for the whales to finally learn.

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what game?

It's fun, but the problem for with paradox games is that the AI form too many alliances, which gets annoying to deal with.

And even after you spend ages making sure the next generation's borders will look pristine, it'll go to fuck within a couple of generations anyway as all your retard offspring have more retard kids and distribute their holdings idiotically among them. And if they're competent, it's even worse, since then you start gaining random provinces all over the world. You start as Norway and within 200 years you have random provinces in spain and the fucking holy land, even though you've never even interacted with any person or clay outside of normandie at the furthest, because your inter-marrying relatives are having kids with everything that moves and then eventually dying without heirs.

scanning alliance webs for weaknesses to pick apart like a vulture is the best part though

finding the perfect war to dismantle the hre gets me hard every single time

use the game rule to make exclaves turn independent if they're too unconnected to the title holder, really gets rid of 90% of it

I suggest playing CK2 instead with one of the total conversion mods. the game of thrones and warhammer fantasy mods are fantastic with lots of content. highly recommended.

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Every time I play eu4 the ai finds a new way to disappoint me
>ally with France
>he fights the hre
>hide in Bordeaux
>50k men come for my 10k stack while Wien is besieged
Or it's natives uniting the entire Colonial frontier under two federations