What games would Diogenes play?

He'd play the mobile games in crowded public places with the sound turned to maximum volume

Civilization rewards men with material wealth and safety, Diogenes abandoned all those and you think he would bother with video games which are the epitome of modern material decadence?

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games for this feel?

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Cities Skylines

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He wouldn't play games. He would just call them all shit on Any Forums.

Super Mario

Public arcades (without paying somehow)

Diogines said whe should on the most obtainable and quickly available pleasures a human can have, this is literally what casual games and mobileshit are

A game I'd make up to try and get him to re-write his damn supposedly lost writings, which would probably just end up with him fucking with me.

t. subservient to the king

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why does this spin when i look at it?
your hypnosis tricks won't catch me

IM ROOOOOOOOOOOUNDINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

a-train

Factorio

None, the dude lived in a pot.

i think you are experiencing a stroke, friend.

What the actual fuck is going on in that webm?

Libertarians cum their pants every time they read this

diogenes was the first sigma male. he was on that grindset 24/7 and it made him a legend to all the grindrs out there today.

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Diogenes is the equivalent of this comic's punchline.

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he would be a linux cuck on some thinkpad from 2010 so not much

He would post on Any Forums instead of playing video games.

Why is it so bad to have things you don't "need"?

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This. One game for maximal edging potential and one worthy of busting a nut.

It's not bad, it just takes effort to get them.
Whether or not the cost/benefit ratio is worth it is up to the individual.

Americans.

That's too much effort. He'd be a Linuxfag hater.

it turns you into a decadent slave to capital and it's interests. man only needs three things: potatos for eating, potatos for fucking, potatos for drinking, and possibly a shack as well if you can squeeze it in between all the potato fucking and drinking.

Literally (and Metaphorically)

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Calm down there Irish boy some of us are fucking other plants.

Behold, Anons 'fuck'.

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I would like living like Diogenes for like a week. I would get bored af though. How would you entertain yourself while living in a barrel? What would you aspire to? In the end I can only imagine Dioginese must have either been lazy or scared to kill himself. What was his reasoning for not an hero?

just talk mad shit to everyone all day every day.

Chadbertarian here, can confirm. My trunks are full of pre-cum after reading half that image. Gonna save the other half for a bit later.

jack off while thinking about hot kemono girls

oh my god

it's almost like cars are bigger than people or something

Diogenes didn't participate in society so he's completely justified in his thinking.

rent free

BEHOLD A VIDEOGAME.

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Flashcarts on his DS, he downloaded all the ROMs from the local library's Internet. He charges his DS on random outlets he finds outside around buildings.

>How would you entertain yourself while living in a barrel? What would you aspire to?
I know this may surprise you and sound strange, but there are ways to entertain oneself that cost no money.
And what's wrong with aspiring to not work or put in any effort?

But that's not really a reason for living.

Consider that he wasn't an overstimulated zoomer. What he was experiencing wasn't that far away from a typical prole of the time. In fact he was the overstimulated one in comparison to regular people of the time because he didn't work and just jerked off and flamed people all day.
He was literally a NEET League of Legends player.

The dopamine from all the media we have today fried your brain, he wouldn't have gotten nearly as bored.

they could easily avoid this by building a parking deck with 325 levels

None, he had a dick and that was enough to play with

Literally my philosophy. I work a "shitty" retail job because I've worked "better" jobs and they bored the shit out of me.
I don't care for material wealth. I don't care for disgusting modern females. I have no need of a "good" job.

Are those not Americans?

I'm not saying you couldn't entertain yourself. I'm saying if you don't have any goals, then life is without reason.

Manhunt.

He counterfeit coins. He was a teacher and a slave. He never attached himself to material goods or public recognition. He challenged philosophers and defined kings inherently indistinguishable from those who served them. He spat in the face of oligarchs. He loved dogs.

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Diogenes' only entertainment was putting others down to lift himself up, in his head.
The only admirable thing about that guy was that he had massive balls and trolled some important figures of his time. Then Diogenes proceeded to feel smug about himself and recede to his barrel to jerk off to his perceived victories.

But he still didn't seem to have any aspirations. I don't understand living without aspirations.