Which vampire clan would you be if they were real, Any Forums?

Which vampire clan would you be if they were real, Any Forums?

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the one that uses syringes and has a local blood bank as a front.

People always told me that I am a pretty guy, so I would probably end up as a Nosferatu because some ugly asshole felt like taking me down a peg.

Tumblr artstyle.

All of these are too humanoid and gothic to recieve a blowjob from.

canadian?

MALKAVIAN BLOW JOBS WOO WOO

I'd be a malkavian for sure

Malkavian
being all seeing schizophrenic sounds like a jolly good time to me

Either tremere or venture

Fuck speed or strength imma goddamn bloodbender

I wouldn't ever get turned so none of them

Nosferatu. No change from my day to day life besides vampire powers.

True anons would be Nosferatu, redditors Malkavian
The rest to be divided among the normalfag clans

i like nosferatu and lasombra, setites are also cool.

Not animal, more monsterish

don't think you get a choice in the matter.

You spend your entire day in the sewers?

It more of a semi-basement..

Malkavian. At least then my hallucinations would be sometimes useful.

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You don't?

Think it's based on location.
I'm in Scotland so chances are I'd be a Tremere since they're the majority there, that is if my lore is correct...

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Whichever one has Dracula in it. He's the OG, the GOAT, the big man at the top. All other vampires are little bitches next to him.
>erhm actually he's not even close to the most powerful vampire in the lore
Don't care, Dracula>>>>>>any other vampire, regardless of what the "lore" says

Is there any lore/map which clan is on which country?

Tzimisce

There you go then, the only worthwhile clan

VAMPIRE
GF

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For me, it's Lasombra french kissing my hairy asshole.

>Fuck speed or strength imma goddamn bloodbender
Yeah but you also have to be a slave to what is essentially the vampire globohomo(the pyramid) within the vampire globohomo(the camarilla)
Unless they changed it with the latest update, I haven't actually played the tabletop since little under a decade ago.

Where's the Followers of Set?

Von Carstein.

Best you get is Camarilla/Sabbat map
There are no countries where one clan is exclusive

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All of them sucking me off together

I don't think there's a standard "this country belongs to this clan" thing going on.
I do believe Lasombra are a majority in Italy and Spain, the Giovanni clan are in Slavonia.
I believe the CK3 Prince of Darkness mod is the most accurate version you'd get.

Hanging out with the Giovanni in the cuck shed

So like, can an individual vampire from a clan that usually aligns with the Camarilla go to the Sabbat and vice versa? Or are all Ventrues part of the Camarilla no matter what, and all Tzimisce Sabbat?