Why are slimes always the weakest monster?

why are slimes always the weakest monster?

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Why wouldn't they be?

Because lazy devs just copy pasted it from dragon warrior and just kept doing it for the last 30+ years because gamers will pay money over and over again to play the same game

>tfw no slime girl gf

Just make one.

I mean I could, there's an infinite amount of slime tutorials on YouTube
But she needs to be sentient unfortunately.

They're made of fucking slime.

>why is the weakest monster the weakest monster

You sound like an actual retard

>wanting to give sentience to a pile of useless goo
That just sounds cruel.

because they lack intelligence. intelligence is the biggest obstacle of monsters, a slime monster who obtains intelligence would be extremely powerful, they are liquid monsters after all, most organisms on earth are composed of water.

>useless pile of goo
Don't bad mouth my future wife like that bro, she's loves and I love her.
Gonna buy more shaving cream and contact lens solution and have a baby with her.

Filthy propaganda.
>shapeshift into anything
>melt shit/absorb stuff
>grab and suffocate anything
>b-but they just slime
You're just water, nigger.
We're not that weak.

slime from picrel got a laught out of me

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These guys were fucking annoying.

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Slimes come in two main varieties. The cute and weak Japanese kind where they exist mostly as a traditional joke, and the western variety that fucking rapes you and your equipment if you're dumb enough to try and fight them in melee.

because they'd be OP if they fought like a T-1000

They are certainly not the weakest monster in D&D

or darkest dungeon

Actual "Slime" in elona is pretty strong to unsuspecting melee players since it uses acid based attack which degrades armor and splats into acid puddles when killed, some variants of slime (bubble) will divide into new slime if you don't kill it quickly, fills up map quickly as well.
Weaker variant of slime is called putit and it's like the weakest shit in game. The regular one.

slime propaganda to make people lower their guard around them

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Are you saying that many fantasy writers are secretly slime in disguise?

I'm saying that they're definitely slimes, but they're at least on the slime's payroll