Why is this so fucking fast? Also, why is it so hard to judge where you’re going to land? I swear I’m not retarded...

Why is this so fucking fast? Also, why is it so hard to judge where you’re going to land? I swear I’m not retarded, but I die to bullshit all the time and I find it hard to even aim and jump on a goomba. This sucks.

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>Why is this so fucking fast?
Mainly because one of the major criticisms of the original release was it was too fucking slow.

play the wii u version then

This sucks even harder. Mario was never that fast in 3D games anyway. It honestly feels like I got scammed. It’s Mario, it should be good, but it’s garbage. Touchy, sensitive controls. Why

Sounds like you’re just bad

Stop playing as Toad. They increased the speed of every character by 25%.

Play the superior Wii U version.
It plays better and is not bloated with that shitty Bowser's Fury mode.

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stay mad and bad or git gud

Bowser's Fury is based and the only thing worth playing.

based

>metacritic shitposting
Baaaaack to the tranny discord BUCK-O.

you have reverse ADD

>taking metacritic serious
I am not surprised you tasteless monkey nigger.

This but completely unironically.
Emulated the wii u version and played online via steam remote play, was an absolute blast and worked excellently.

bowsers fury is the best part tho

How can the Bowser’s Fury stuff be par if it’s literally an entirely separate game included on the same cartridge
If you aren’t interested, you literally never have to play it. I never did.

You should, it's really good.

Based.

Bowsers fury is a really good collectathon but it is ruined by the forced items system and bowser timer based mechanics.

I kneel.

cope