Sign it, chud, or you aren’t playing

TOS is also bad, intended to protect companies from software piracy by denying consumers actual ownership of the game even though it's already illegal to produce and distribute a million identical copies of a product you purchase and actually own.

How is this shit still alive all these years later? like how the fuck is WoW still a thing?

>Playing a Blizzard game in 2022
Lmao

Youd have to pay me to play that garbage

It's no different from having rules inside your restaurant. It is your place of business. It is not a single player game. Other people (paying customers) are subject to your actions, therefore there are rules. If you do not like that, stick to singleplayer games.

reminder to report all wojakfaggots for spamming

>søyjakshit
You will never be an oldfag. You have never lurked, you have no experience on this site, you have no culture. You are a underage newfag twisted by søyjak spamming trannies and Twitter into a crude mockery of this site.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you the way you mock others with søyjaks. Your parents are tired of you and want you to grow up, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind you despite them also being trannies.

Most Anons are utterly repulsed by you. 19 years of this site's existence have allowed Anons to sniff out faggots and underages with incredible accuracy. Even Søyjak spammers who “aren't mentally ill” look uncanny and unnatural to the average oldfag. The way you type and act hostile is a dead giveaway. Even if you manage to get a user to join your /qa/ raid Discord or søyparty, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected community of schizos, trannies, and underages.

You'll never be happy. You put out a fake smile every single day and tell yourself "This next post is gonna be a heckin 'emy 'n 'e 'catty 'n my 'jakfrens will give me HRT!", but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your date of birth, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a underage fag was buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton of a troon that people on a mongolian basketweaving fourm hated. Your meme will become nothing but a tiny laughing stock of internet history.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back

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>>søyjakshit
>You will never be an oldfag. You have never lurked, you have no experience on this site, you have no culture. You are a underage newfag twisted by søyjak spamming trannies and Twitter into a crude mockery of this site.
>
>All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you the way you mock others with søyjaks. Your parents are tired of you and want you to grow up, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind you despite them also being trannies.
>
>Most Anons are utterly repulsed by you. 19 years of this site's existence have allowed Anons to sniff out faggots and underages with incredible accuracy. Even Søyjak spammers who “aren't mentally ill” look uncanny and unnatural to the average oldfag. The way you type and act hostile is a dead giveaway. Even if you manage to get a user to join your /qa/ raid Discord or søyparty, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected community of schizos, trannies, and underages.
>
>You'll never be happy. You put out a fake smile every single day and tell yourself "This next post is gonna be a heckin 'emy 'n 'e 'catty 'n my 'jakfrens will give me HRT!", but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed.
>
>Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your date of birth, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a underage fag was buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton of a troon that people on a mongolian basketweaving fourm hated. Your meme will become nothing but a tiny laughing stock of internet history.
>
>This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back

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>reminder to report all wojakfaggots for spamming

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Faggots who STILL pay for wow deserve this

Problem is you don't get to see the rules before purchasing the game and they're subject to change at anytime.

That is your choice to not do the due diligence to research a product before you purchase it. Do you need someone to hold your hand through elwynn forest too so a big bad wolf doesn't get you when you're just trying to quest? No you retard. Demonstrate some personal agency.

It's more like having a gym membership; the gym changing the rules of conduct; and you either signing and accepting those, or being barred from entering - even though you paid up-front for the full year. Don't sign; and have fun trying to get your money back.