The last of us 2

There's only so much work you can do when making the same game for the third time

You don't need the quotes dude, they're literal fanatics

>What are you talking about? Btw please buy copies of TLOU Part 1 Remake for your friends and family. I won't, I mean Neil probably won't change the story... that much.

epic poggers, here's some reddit gold kind sir

>Without crunch we slightly altered the graphics of a game that was made 10 years ago, removed multiplayer, and added the ability to lie down despite the levels not being designed around that so it won't add anything to combat

lmao imagine bragging about not needing to crunch to port a game.

>That hebrew hour symbol
Didn't think we'd notice, did you Dr Cuckmann?

>MUH CRUNCH

these snowflakes just don't want to fucking work, without deadlines they'd probably take 5 times as long to make anything

remarkable how during the ps2 days even a single guy could just make a working co-op mode within a few days

Wrong board

Oh nonono, Cuckmann bros not like this

Gee, could it be because it's only another remaster? Lazy kikes.

>Have everything premade waiting for you so you can shit out a remake of a 10 year old game that has less content than the original

Because of virtue signaling.
Any kind of virtue signaling is bad.

Well, it's mostly the fact TLOU 1 and 2 had notoriously bad crunchtimes. And now with the remake of TLOU1, they're not actually making a new game. They're retexturing TLOU1 with TLOU2 graphics and then changing some storybeats to inflate their culture war grift.

So to say that the TLOU1 requires not crunch ignores the fact TLOU1+2 originally required a hell of a lot of crunch and also made a lot of devs quit or they got fired once their jobs were done. So now this weird remake is built on the foundational blood of crunch of 2 games.. and now they've made 3 games on the same foundation. It's weird to take a victory lap when you decided to make the run on the hottest day of the year and then pat yourself on the back for having a table of water bottles at the finish line; you induced the worst parts of the job and then want backpats for your hindsight decision making while meeting the bare minimum of courtesy.

Maybe cause the game was already fucking made?
I hope I see this industry crash and burn in my lifetime

getting hype for a 5/10 game remaster

>he writes while sitting in his moms basement never having worked a day in his life

Crunch is a serious issue, kid. It destroys your mental health and social life. Thats why video game devs (and every other job) need unions.

Do people ever get tired of paying for the same entertainment product over and over and over and over again?

>3rd world shithole outsourcing dosnt count

>half ass "polish" of a barely "old" game
yea im sure it was easy

you didn't have to crunch to remaster a remaster thats already dinished ???
ZZZAMNN gaming is saved!

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based /toy/ chad

Hasn't this game been out for years, or am I in some weird time warp? This post makes no sense to me

Oh man, you sit on your ass all day posting on Twitter but sometimes you have to close Twitter to use a pre-made asset oh man, back breaking, truly they are the coal miners of our generation. But I guess when you have neon pink hair dye to buy you have to tough it out

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they are trying to pull a todd howard

This is the third time this past decade it's getting released

tlou1? the intro was interesting but i dropped it after the dull gameplay 2-3 hours in
if you are gonna make a movie game take a lesson from david cage

They need to git good.
If they were good, they'd work for serious programming jobs or they'd make games out of passion and autism.
Crunch is based and should feature Buff oiled up bodybuilding slavedrivers with whips to motivate employees further.

>Thats why video game devs (and every other job) need unions.
Unions a few fucking cancer, there's not a single industry with one that wasn't destroyed.

Of course you don't need crunch when most of the work is done already, just slapped on some new textures and called it a day.

Crunch is bad. Unless it's Californian fart huffers. Then there needs to be more crunch.

Good bait.

>Crunch is based and should feature Buff oiled up bodybuilding slavedrivers with whips to motivate employees further.
I like the way you think. I suggest Terry Tate: Office Linebacker

>we didnt have to crunch to mod higher resolution textures into this ps3 game!

Yeah no shit