AEW Road Rager: Gamethread #5

clusterfuck of a segment

Lmao the fuck is going on
This episode is alright but it feels like TNA all over again

>Crowd doesn't know who Despy is
kek what a bunch of posers

we're not getting any one vs one matches at Forbidden Door are we?

this is a fucking clown show, everytime they do something good, they fuck it up in ways that don't even seem possible

is this better or worse than a simple CM punk vs. tanahashi match?

Jericho and Suzuki gun vs Eddie and Mox's children is a funny trios

JeriShitter and his jobbers have killed this show,

i can't wait to torrent the forbidden door ppv and watch exactly one match on it a week after it airs

based trainwreck kino

Having Despy is great but fuck this is terrible

what the actual hell is this clusterfuck shitshow

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>Jon Moxley's sons teaming together
BASED

I told you trannies. None of you believed me.
You're getting 3 singles matches at best.

So what's the point in watching forbidden door?

This segment is a mess but I like it

>Desperado appearing on us basic cable
what a fucking wild timeline this is

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RUSSOCHADS WE EATIN TO KNIGHT

KINO

Despy does look like a fuckin geek desu

It's almost like Gedo knows better than to job a lot of his talent to trannies.

It's War of the Worlds all over again brother brother

top 10 dynamite episode right here

Sports Entertainment at its finest

They couldn't book a more random match, wow

Yeah im thinking forbidden door will be based

This segment was a wreck but I like the sound of that match

all of Jericho's spots are pure kino

>moxley's bitch boy
based jericho

Tana vs Mox and to see whether Hangman is actually getting Okada or not

>Shota Umino
they couldn't get any of the good Junior Heavyweights like Hiromu?

Booking is killing the crowd

Man ACE has a gigantic chest on him.

name a group with more members than the jericho appreciation society

pro tip: you cant.

Are we getting BD vs ZSJ?

Based Darby

Need Cornette on that last segment

>Fish vs Darby
BASED

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Bruh it's going to be a 5 v 5 match now

what a mess, this is what happens when you have 2 weeks to book a show
did alright for what they had to work with though

Hiromu is working with Darby Allin

Shooter is based.

>we got shotas on Forbidden Door
we eating good

nWo

Okay we'll remember that when the ratings are below 900k tomorrow

nWo

Suzuki Gun members dont count, they just have an alliance

Having to cram the Forbidden Door build has made this show hectic in all the right ways. I love it.

dork order

ZSJ malding he didn't get loaned by Suzuki.

What the fuck was that segment? Tony has completely lost the plot.

>darby vs bobby
REASON: GIVEN

Explain to the folks at home what a work is

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Zack Sabre Jr vs Daniel Bryan
Tanahashi VS Moxley
And maybe, MAYBE, Okada/White vs Page

Why would either person have a big star of theirs job? No reason.

>another fucking mess of a segment to sloppily set up matches
>#2 Jr Desperado is fodder for this shit
I don't even want to watch the PPV this build is awful

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I’ve always felt like AEW is TNA except with a much higher budget

Saving Himoru for Darby. Despy would've been better but Himoru seems more like a dream match to a lot of people.

WHERE IS DARBY VS HIROMU AT FORBIDDEN DOOR?
GIVE US WHAT WE WANT!!!!

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You might be shoot retarded

politics strike again

legit impressed by how they did that segment and achieved so much with so many moving parts without a hitch

he is the DEMO GOD, retard

Do you like it when she says "Daddy" bros?

andrade home office

wtf was that American hero Chris Kyle

You fags are the reason this shit keeps getting worse and worse...imagine how good forbidden door could be without a retard cokehead booker who thinks he is doing everything right because everyone eats his shit

I want Darby vs Shingo, I think they'd have insane chemistry

Shouldn't Hangman get Jay White instead now? He wanted a shot at the title, not just Okada specifically.

>And maybe, MAYBE, Okada/White vs Page
Cole will be involved with this if he's healthy

end stage WCW

Daniel bryans Yes movement

Based retard

Yes because people posting on Any Forums have any influence on what Tony Khan does

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so this is a bot right?

I don't think you needed to do much to justify a Suzuki-gun vs. BCC match. I don't think you had to involve JAS at all.

true, tho the SHADAPPP was the best kek i've got from dynamite in a while

TNA actually did a better job building the New Japan guys

Bruh Gedo has equal say in everything.

which trans porn star with the biggest dick do you like? i love trans porn stars with huge dicks.

Wow, almost like Gedo shouldn't job all his stars to trannies. So shocking.

If you faggots only wanted to see Forbidden Door to see New Japan talent job, then you can go fuck yourself anyways lol

im clicking this

they're down to like 3 people, one of them got released and the girl left

Bros... every week Dynamite is my least favorite Dynamite of all time. I haven't liked an episode since Long Island. Is it over?

Was that Dalton Castle in that Armani commercial?

Hangman wants a title shot but Jay said Hangman can keep Okada because he isn't getting a title shot. I imagine Hangman's segment will clear up who Hangman is facing

so when Mox wins will he be officially the first 2x AEW champ or still 1x unless he beats Punk

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Why do you have that saved? Shows what you're into

>T-they're saving Hiromu for Daby
>O-okada will definitely be at the ppv
>N-N-Naito will be at the ppv
You faggots are delusional

I wanna fuck fat ass Kelly Clarkson so bad bros

cant stop laughing at this

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AEW does that to everyone but the Ace of the entire universe.

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>without a hitch
Im not even sure whats happening, is Mox and Tanahashi still happening? If it is, then why did Jericho come out and announce another random match that has nothing do to with Tanahashi and Mox

The NJPW x Stardom event will be better than forbidden door.

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WCW almost the entire company in the NWO at one point

Toni Storm losing her Aussie accent

There's a reason he dropped that moniker KEK

Extremely based

name 1 thing he's done wrong
that's right you can't ya little crying smark bitch

He's called out Danielson. Personally, I hope to God it happens. Dave is already ordering the lotion and kleenex

Toni Storm is a cute

The later.

The trannies are correct that Okada and Naito will be on the PPV. They'll be in some multiman stuff, but they will be there. Tony isn't such a retard he wouldn't lock those in.

s.e.x.

Shows up every thread, like last week I'm thinking yes.

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Luchablog is the only good wrestling twitter.

>Gamethread #5
>edrones could NEVER
LMAO

because youre a retard

tanahashi vs cosmic angels handicap match

I hope it puts Riho back on my tv

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the absolute state of your blood sugar

>Why do you have that saved? Shows what you're into
>so this is a bot right?

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of course toni storm failed to graduate high school

janny do your job and ban the faggot spamming post-op pics

MIROCHADS LETS GO

I thought this bitch was a Brit not Aussie

based shoot retard

Toni better go over
No Milly?

idk if you guys feel the same but im going to just say it. im glad toni is on aew but she should be doing morr than facing britt baker r dmd. i mean sririusly when the woeld chamfpionship ti 2hw.. stufh on thz. whEmens wrsh.!2. feba ch thtbr ald tho the dtn snfbonce ronce the cornew

>is Mox and Tanahashi still happening?
Why would it not be, retard
>why did Jericho come out and announce another random match that has nothing do to with Tanahashi and Mox
Because Tanahashi can't speak English. my god you fags are unironically braindead. you need everything explained to you. you're so stupid! maybe you should just stick to WWE.

MIRO TIME

If Gedo manages to big league Tony into not having Okada or Naito, that'd be so embarrassing for Tony lol

>but what we want to see
>is Toni Storms fat ass

I love my OnlyFans-fu.
And soon...I will no longer have to imagine the smell.

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What we want to see is more Kyu

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>why did Jericho come out and announce another random match that has nothing do to with Tanahashi and Mox

He's a self mark and thinks he should be the one going for the belt and so he picked a fight with Mox's friends.

>dropped out at 15
>has an onlyfans
pottery

fuck bros i'm so close

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All Atlantic Championship will be REDEEMED

Redeemer time bros

MIRO CHADS, ITS TIME

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First hour was good two weeks ago, it's been pretty shit since

Based rare All Ego singles theme

I feel bad for Ethan Page here. He's sop much better than I thought he was, but Miro deserves to kill him

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Miro is a cuck

GOD'S CHAMPION IS HERE

yeah no for sure

We can still get DOUKI. He should win the TNT title or whatever.

I third this comment

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>ANOTHER title
Why?

Polly has all the dimes though

he could have made a hyped PPV instead of throwing shit in a blender and making all multi-men matches that no one could possibly give a shit about

TIME TO RAKE THE LEAF

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>pottery

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they could have just booked the NJPW DC show again in a big arena with the IWGP heavyweight and AEW interim title on the line instead of whatever the fuck this is and it would have honestly lived up to the hype more than this nonsense build

Ethan page looks like a fatter version of JJ Reddick

Damn, whatever you're on...sharing is caring, bro

stop pretending to edge

>TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>janny do your job and ban the faggot spamming post-op pics

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go back and stay in your containment threads

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that seriously almost put me over the edge

There's 210 wrestlers on the roster

Why not. Dumbass.

REDEEMER TIME

>god prays to Miro

BASED

>shota on yuta action confirmed
who else will be schlicking to that...

For me it's Jade Venus rn
Eva Maxim is dimes as well tho

ITS TIME ETHAN PAGE BROS.

DAY OF THE RAKE CAME EARLY
THANKS MIRO

Jesus Christ has entered the thread.

>DOUKI v Takeshita
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

i fucking hate you.

BRO STOP im gonna go over the edge

whatever he does you'll complain about it because you're a gay retard

feel like shaving my head like miro

wow Khanetty really jobbed Sting out to the nxt shitters, what a fucking idiot

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FUCK edrones

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DO NOT REDEEM

>There's 210 wrestlers on the roster
Jesus christ

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Ethan is a big dude actually.

#TakeTony'sDickOutYaMouth

Honma competing in the tournament? OKAY WE'RE BACK. also that was the most wordy explanation of a tournament ever, just put the bracket on the screen you morons

>FUCKING LEAF
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i was just about to ask -- i watch this show every week and often rampage, and have no idea where this belt came from or what its for. or is it just some shit that will disappear to the minor minor leagues (ROH IGWP etc) forever

Wait, is Miro a face now? I thought he was a heel last week

>Honma is in the tournament
Honmachads...this is our moment.

Tony has exactly 0% chances (Not rounded down) of convincing Gedo to job most of his guys to trannies.
It was either multimen matches or New Japan chads going over the majority of the show. Which obviously would be based, but Tony isn't that much a mark to allow.

That's why I stop taking the train

no there isn't
why fall for it so easily?

Is Miro turning face?

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

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Holy shit, that's Rusev!