*ahem*

*ahem*

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>gatcha

Why not just play the original?

FFVII itself is shit and all remakes past 2010 are as well.

You're literally just combining shit with shit.

What is the deal with time jannies? Is the game even completed? I thought they only released a chapter or something

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I will not buy your shit remake

>One of the most beloved remakes of all time isn't a 1 to 1 copy and in fact has some other shit added to it and changed around
>NOOOO YOU ONLY HATE IT BECAUSE ITS NOT THE SAME

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wrong

>The original game was shit anyway
Extremely based.

>time jannies
Creatures that makes sure events play out the same way, each time they happen. Time traveling Sephiroth is what got them all riled up in the Remakes timeline. Remake ends with their defeat, signifying that everything will be "different" going forward.
>completed
Episode 1 (Remake, PS4), Episode 1 + Yuffie Sidestory (Remake Intergrade, PS5, PC) is all that's out right now. Next part (Rebirth) is next "winter"

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the story is bad

I don't like Dieselpunk and don't think it fits the true FF aesthetic.

The only reason Any Forums hates it is because Tifa's breasts look too different for their tastes and she's got proper breast support this time around.

because i was born in 95

What is wrong with "the original is shit anyway"?
All jrpgs are shit, just watch a movie and play yatzee

It wasn't even the best Square Enix remake released in April 2020

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holy based
>7r haters are WORDSWORDSWORDS leftyfags
anyone surprised?

>Stop being an entitled gamer and enjoy your new remake
>Also I hated the original game anyway!

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>not one rebuttal in the whole thread
Really gets the noggin joggin