Boo hoo I'm a billionaire now

>boo hoo I'm a billionaire now
>me no cant find gf boo hooo hooo

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He met a woman and she took him

yes we get it OP you're seething with jealousy

>have all the money in the world
>still don't get the idea to hire a personal trainer/cook
this nigga can literally let other people do the work for him and eventually get in shape but he decides not to. Why?

The only successful Any Forumsermin ever, and that makes the average people like you seethe.

He has no ambitions or goals. Has he done any interesting project after selling minecraft? Besides tweeting all day

you still need the motivation to not snack beyond meals and to exercise. a trainer can yell at you, he can't hit you until you move.

Go dillate, tranny, your indie game about trans 'women' menstruating will never be a hit

When you're a billionaire you can literally travel to parts of the world where slavery is legal and BUY a gf for you

For what, so he has to go out and waste time and buy dozens of new pair of clothes? Why fix what isn't broken?

She left him before he made most of his money

The no GF thing is actually kind of true if you have too much money since most of the potential partners you'll meet are going to be gold diggers 90% of the time fom that point onwards. The only way to get out of it is to hide your wealth, but good luck doing that when you have already been publicly outed as a billionaire

>notch spends a bunch of money on parties
>apparently nobody shows up to them
Hell, I'll be his friend
Feel like there's quite a bit we could talk about

happiness? I don't know him personally but he seems like the type of guy that could use some testosterone and/or serotonin

He HAD a wife that loved him for him, at first. The divorce happened before he was a billionaire, because she realized he is a prick. Even gold diggers wouldn't put up with him.

Notch is dumb. Why have a wife when he can just pay for escorts? Why risk marrying a gold digger when it's easier for him to pay for sex. Also if he wants to have children, Russia offers surrogacy for $200k per child. A based flip faggot paid $1.6 to have 8 hapa heirs to his business empire.

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My uncle bought a Ukrainian wife around 8 or 9 years ago. She's unironically a great person and they seem to really love eachother, and she fits in great with the town. We still give him shit about it though.

>He HAD a wife
Really? How the fuck did he mess that up? If that is true then he actually seems to be the kind of person that should be forever alone
>Even gold diggers wouldn't put up with him.
Oh sweet summer child, I see that you've never had to deal with a gold digger before

>amerifat thinks he can get thin by eating

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what website did he use?

He never even finished any of his side projects before selling Minecraft. He had that one ambitious one with the weird name and a retarded card game that they allegedly played all day in the office. He couldn't even finish those for all his money in the world. Notch is a lazy fat fuck which is why Any Forums worships him

There's dozens of billionaires that gold diggers could find, they don't need to put up with the wannabe NEET who would probably not even give them that much money and certainly would have a good prenup

If your calling in life is coding autistic stuff on computer thats completely unexplainable for people not into it, shit gets lonely and most girls understanding stops at some point.

t: personal experience

Retard who's never heard of calories in calories out

how much exactly do you pay someone for them to carry your kid for 10 months and give birth to it? asking for a friend haha

Getting thin is all about calories in calories out though.

Weight loss is literally all diet. You don't need to exercise at all if your goal is weight loss. That's what makes fatties so pathetic. They don't even need to exercise to lose weight and they still can't put the fork down

>He has no ambitions or goals
why are rightwingers so lazy?

>He talks about his job to his wife
No wonder you programmer fags are all forever alone

>You don't need to exercise at all
fucking americans, I fucking swear

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Job? What do you think I do on my free time? More fucking autistic coding, obviously.

How about you get off of your social security first before calling others lazy you fucking leech

why the fuck he woudl need that? being thing is for poorfags

>hate women and niggers outside of shitposting
>women don't wanna fuck you
>hmm i wonder what is it about me that could possibly turn people off about
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He's still paying his alimony from his previous marriage. I'm not surprised he went MGTOW.

The current hypothesis on that is that exercise helps you lose weight not because of calorie burning but because exercise tends to suppress your appetite.

You need to pick up a least one other hobby or interest then because otherwise that's all you are going to be capable of talking about

Men sent their own way. And no, he is not.

>no u
lmao typical obese rightwinger