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>Stands in the same spot all day every day
This faggot's not fooling anyone

This is literally me

I dont wanna work ever again.

>Work weekends
>Mondays off
>it's my "friday" while all you sad bitches are going back to work
I love mondays.

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>been unemployed for a little over a month
>have enough money to last about three more months
>don't want to go back to work
>but NEETing it up at home is also driving me insane
Fuck man it's just so soul crushing.

i've never had a job

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>all your buddies are at work
You've played yourself

>be neet
>will just kill myself when I'm unable to neet it up anymore
>still won't wage
Life is good.

What do I have to do to score a decent remote job?
I would not mind waging at all if I could only cut out the mandatory daily commute and having to interact with people in person.

>After graduating Uni this year, I no longer have the obligation to attend any classes for the first time in about 20 years
>All I have to look forward to now at the moment is work and bills
A-at least I have v-vidya, r-right????

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>buddies

haha, think again

It doesn't get any better, user.

>Being depressed in the Pokemon world.
Considering how easy it is to catch and fuck Pokemon I find this scenario highly unrealistic.

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work isn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be. I'd argue that the worst thing about work in any relative white collar environment are the people and their incompetence/pettiness. Covid and remote work was really an eye opener in how unnecessary and negative they are and how much better it is not having to deal with them all day, every day

Welcome to the "real world" everyone was warning you about for most of your life.
Acclimating out of the student lifestyle sucks nuts.

>Work nights 4 days a week
>Short shifts
>Make no money but who cares, i get to have a life.

Do you have a job lined up already? If not you're beyond fucked.

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>tfw working remote

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Poor wagies

I’ve been working at a retail warehouse since late 2018.
My degree was a bachelor’s in English, so maybe I could transition into journalism? Indeed(tm) had openings for “copyright author” at Disney, but is that worth it? Morally?

>muh sex sex sex
There are plenty of people who fuck and are still miserable

>work evening into night 5 nights a week
>short shifts
>make as much money as I did dispatching ambulances for half the hours
>have way more of a life
Don't go into EMS unless you're really passionate about it, young anons.

>bachelor in English
oh user, my condolences

If the pay is good I would at least apply. Morality is a spook, I would work for the jew mouse in a heartbeat if it were a decent gig.

You could always get a Master's and/or Doctorate a class at a time on the side?

I work 12 hour shifts as a lab tech through the night. On the one hand the easy nights are very easy and I get to get some school work done until I can make it to PA or Pathology. On the other hand nights is when all of the weird cases come up and the knowledge that help isn't immediately available when either something breaks or that really rare case that never comes up in any other context suddenly rears its head can make the bad nights really bad. I think more than anything though I appreciate the separation from people. That's probably not a good thing but during the times I work the day shift I just feel completely drained and miserable throughout the entire thing.

And go into even MORE student debt?
I’d have a better chance at getting rich investing in fucking crypto