Oh no user, you've cornered by a Ratsassin...

Oh no user, you've cornered by a Ratsassin, they've been hired to kill you by another user cause they didn't like what you about their favorite Video Game. How will you use you Video Game knowledge to the get out of this situation?

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fuck her

fuck him

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>they

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Every corner of my room has a gun in it.

Wall running engaged

This rat only has 2 knives.
Not enough knives.

Kick the knife out of her hands because she's a pathetic and tiny rat and proceed to keep her anchored on the floor.

It's, what, 2 foot tall tops? Arm length of like 5 centimetres total? Just grab the knife out of its hands, hold it upside down and shake it a few times until it gets the message

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Punt the little shit.

Roll into the wall to see if its an illusion

I inject my seed into the rat, hoping it gets pregnant

Inflate her with your Dig Dug Pump

offering her cock cheese

No fuckmouse, sorry it's to what you're don't not isn't just for the fuckmouse

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Squeak it

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Fuckrat then.

Gutter runners are super squishy, you just push them out of their jumping animation and then give then a few light attacks to finish them off. And then praise Sigmar.

>Dominate
>Learn of the user who pulled this shit and screw him over by turning her against him when he is unawares
>Have her give me the payment afterward
>Make her my minion
>Have her destabilize rat society
>Take over rat society with Ratsassin as my loyal right hand to remove problems

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>Ratting me out like this

How to determine mice's sex

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Sometimes you don't even need to exert that much effort

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Fuck you rat Ive got a way out right here with this mouse! Bye!

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>SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO OXES OXES OXES OXES SEXO SEX SEXO SEX SEXO SEX SEXO SEX SEXO SEX SEXO SEX SEXO SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX OOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i dunno about mice but most adult male rats have massive fuckin nuts on em. Its something that genuinely caught me by suprise when i got pet rats because nobody ever talks about how their nuts are like a 3rs of their body mass

>Damn, I'm outta ketchup

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You should always make an effort to show your faith in Sigmar, user.

Do NOT feed the rat people! They get attached...

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