Elden Ring is a hard gam-

>Elden Ring is a hard gam-

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No such thing as a hard videogame. You press buttons. Run a 4.5-minute mile.

>no parry not listed
YDNBTG

>Run a 4.5-minute mile.
I could just beat your ass instead

I doubt it. I can't run a 4-minute mile, but someone like you that doesn't touch iron should be free.

Your entire pathetic life can be ended with a single trigger pull btw.

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I would punch you until my knuckled bled and punch some more.
You'd probably end up stammering and threatening to call the police before I could lay hands on you though, pussy.

I one shotted him with my level 1 character
elden ring is a broken unballanced trash
worst from game since ds2

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So can yours. What's your point, soicel?

I'm not worried about some lardass or 5'8 twink. You don't even do bagwork, your knuckles are soft like you.

Amount of physical effort required means nothing. If you can't reproduce the OP on the spot, you should Glock yourself.

I bench 275, play with atlas stones and train grappling

Try 6'2'' big bearded man.
You'd definitely be screaming for help if I squared up on you.

There's a cure for autism now.
You should look into it.

I've beaten the game at level 1 with +3/+1 dragon/somber weapons. It wasn't hard. I don't really have an interest in grinding out tries in multiple NG+ cycles. This is for no-lifers, and more about brute force tries than difficulty.

If you wore shoes you didn't run the mile

275 is actually below my bench, but that doesn't matter anyways. I train boxing and wrestling. Where do you train "grappling"? Never been to a gym that did this without a discipline.

Nice. I'm 6'2 too. What do you know and what's your bench?

never thought I'd have to say this but go back to fucking Any Forums

>thread is immediately filled with insecure manlets flexing to strangers on an anonymous image board
lmao

I know you're a pussy and I don't waste my time sitting down

Stay free lol. I'll beat you at ER PvP too. What's your steam, lardass?

It's not hard, and it's fun

I’m a 6’7” former paratrooper. I would rip your throat out if you tried to “square up” on me. Faggot.

So you’re fat?