The game is called "Metroid", why don't they make a game where I actually play as a Metroid?
The game is called "Metroid", why don't they make a game where I actually play as a Metroid?
Carson Rivera
Ryder Howard
Samus is a Metroid mom
Jackson Butler
Heh. About that.
Isaac Nguyen
Samus is a metroid . God she would look so hot if she started looking like a hybrid of a human and an omega or queen metroid
Blake Wright
They did, it's called Metroid Fusion and Metroid Dread.
Brandon Fisher
>hot
You mean cute!
I swear they made the X look like delicious gummy candy on purpose.
Colton Baker
>why don't they make a game where I actually play as a Metroid
Play Metroid Dread.
Jack Davis
What do x-parasites taste like, bros?
Green is apple-flavored, obviously.
Hudson Sullivan
>yellow = lemon
>blue = blue raspberry
>red = cherry
>green = lime
Cooper Green
You play one in the finale of Metroid Dread
Zachary Cruz
>Dread
Spanish fan-game. Not a real metroid game.
Easton Mitchell
wow
Mason Mitchell
Cope bitch, it's more of a Metroid game than Fusion and Other M will ever be.
Joshua Garcia
Am2r niggers neec to let it go already.
Carson Moore
Why can't metroid crawl? Too few legs?
Mason Ortiz
I want all the yellows and greens
Anthony Edwards
>om nom nom
Jose Cooper
they are so cute.
Alexander Collins
Surely they'd taste like whatever life form they ate, right? Think about it though, you could feed X a pig and then get fat free bacon flavoured jelly or some bullshit.
I feel like Nintendo needs to stop trying to kill off all metroid and X, then bring thek back next game anyway. Its just weird, it makes no sense. It makes Samus look really incompetent, how many "genocides" has she committed by now?
Luke Martin
Little Samus a cute. CUTE!
>tfw her smile couldn't be protected
Carson Gutierrez
>legend of ZELDA
>you play as some mf named LINK
cringe
Easton Adams
I actually expect metroid 6 to be something like this since at this point who else besides Samus is left to clone?