>Be me, 19 >Mom and her latest fuckbuddy have started arguing periodically >Mom also treats me like shit >Ok I will use the age old tactic of escapism >Doesn’t work I can still hear them argue >fuck >wait did they get louder >Eventually begin to hear them while playing vidya even when they aren’t even home >Ok they made me schizo, time to leave >Wait I don’t have a drivers license fuck >I need a job that doesn’t require driving >I know, I’ll make a popular vidya and use the funds made to help pay rent >Go to start working on vidya >Get no work done because I have to deal with them arguing
You know I don’t know why I thought this was a good idea
>young >obviously not very bright >no father figure >whore mom >no initiative >no natural talent Apply to a AAA studio, you'll fit right in
Bentley Williams
try getting a part time wagie and do your vidya in the spare time. you gotta leave that place for a few hours a day so when you're back at least you wont feel mentally drained enough to skip the vidya-creating ordeal. Good luck, fren
Jace Williams
wouldn't it just be terrible if your mom got angry with you and made you perform cunnilingus on her just creampied vagina? haha
Elijah Jones
Join the air force. Get a technical job working on air planes. 2 years of training, and you'll be out making $60k a year with the opportunity for more.
Luis Lee
See I would send an application to Uber for all those reasons, seems like an even greater fit But yeah no license
Carson Baker
based
Jonathan Wilson
literal department of defense shills posting on here LOL chair force fucking faggot
Zachary Powell
he is black
Levi Peterson
Fuck your mom's fuckbuddy's ass in front of her to assert your dominance over your house.
Julian Bell
You sound like all those people on YouTube who’re like “oh yeah coding’s easy you can learn enough to get a 100k job at google in only one or two months”
Asher Thomas
>no license They be giving those away to every retard in the us how you don't have one? Probably a lazy piece of shit
Brody Hughes
kill em. kill em all.
Bentley Green
Quarantine and because of aforementioned bitch of a mother wanting to keep me under her thumb
Christian Brown
>and because of aforementioned bitch of a mother wanting to keep me under her thumb Underage b&?
Dylan Parker
>Eventually begin to hear them while playing vidya even when they aren’t even home I feel you there. It really fucking sucks.
Samuel Ward
you're 19 you can get to the DMV yourself.
Isaiah Cook
This is now a speedrunning thread
Cooper Powell
Well, at least you didn't hear them having sex.
Brayden Torres
What happened to that kid Cosmo?
James Martin
Nope. I did.
Xavier Edwards
armed forces were made for directionless losers anyway
Carter Martinez
This is what I did. Scored BTZ and made Ssgt in 3 years. After 4 and done, now I work for Lockheed Martin developing sniper pod software updates.