>moment to moment gameplay
Moment to moment gameplay
Jacob Wilson
Dylan Martinez
>gameplay loop
>game feel
Julian Campbell
What does that even mean?
Benjamin Rogers
>emergent gameplay
Nolan Wood
I guess it means you just play a game, only in a pretentious way
Owen Martin
>Corey
>INT. squalid studio apt, the wee hours of the morn
>Cory “Spazkid” sits hunched over his tablet lit by the glow of his monitor
>Wearing a gaming headset his breath rasps moistly in between noisy crunches of potato chips
>The voices of his friends warble from his earphones as he splits his attention between one corner of the monitor with a video game streaming and the other with his latest artistic masterpiece…
>A drawing of a shemale version of Smurfette getting her massive veiny smurf mushroom sucked off by Papa Smurf while he fills his red trousers with a brown smurfy chocolate mess
>”Tada. My munster price is competed!”
>Grabbing a framed black & white photo of a musclebound beach hunk Cory exclaims ”You see that Daddy? I’m not a failure. I’m a true auteest…er…arteest!”
>Tossing the photo aside Cory lisps ”Time to rewind myself with a chicken salad from Wawas”
>The door to his room slams open
>”WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING FAYGIT?!”
>The doorframe is filled with the massive hulking body of Honey Bunny, Cory’s latest “girlfriend”
>Curly blonde wig askew on “her” head an empty anabolic steroid syringe still hanging from “her” leg by the needle, lifting “her” miniskirt to scratch at “her” substantial package through leopard print panties
>Cory has always struggled when speaking with with women
>He mutters under his breath “uhhh…I gotta go to Wawas to get…uh…chicken tendies”
>”SO THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT HUH? WELL WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS?!”
>”She” licks “her” red lipstick stained teeth
>”But…I still can’t walk right cuz of last time…and I need to go…”
>”DID YOU FUCKING BACK SASS ME BITCH?!”
>there’s no xcape
Hunter Mitchell
The stuff that only matters in a single instant rather than long term.
Henry Evans
It means the things you are doing at any given moment in the game, not the overarching gameplay. For instance in Stellaris the main gameplay consists of something like a 4x mixed with a grand strategy game, but at any given moment you are mostly clicking pop ups or ferrying ships from A to B.
Brayden Hughes
I'm more worried about the kind of people that consoom this kind of content
Ayden Cook
Like I said, a pretentious way to explain 'muh gameplay experience'
Jose Hall
>“You can’t fuck what you can’t see!” Cory covers his eyes
>A quick backhand from HB sends the gaming headset flying off Cory’s dome
>kneeing Cory in the crotch, he stumbles to his knees then “she” grabs him by his greasy hair while smashing “her” mighty fist into his face
>Cory spits out blood and broken teeth fragments
>Honey Bunny pauses a moment to take a snort of white powder, popping a few viagras as a chaser
>Corey takes the opportunity to scramble to the computer
>Screaming into his gaming headset “GUYS! YOU GOTTA CALL 411 URGENCY SIR BUSSES!”
>Silence…followed by the monotone voice of RockCock64 on the other end
>”Cory…did you know that for only $3 you can buy three McChickens…”
>Honey Bunny tackles Cory from behind, smashing his computer and desk to pieces as they crash to the floor
>Cory grabs ahold of the nearest object to use as a weapon
>Cory pitifully swings his trombone at his assailant. Honey Bunny easily blocks & snatches the instrument away from him
>”I LEARNT THIS TRICK IN THE IRAQ & AFGHANISTAN!”
>The veins of “her” heavily muscled arms pulsate as “she” bends the trombone around Cory’s throat & wrists, fixing him in place
>FACE DOWN!!!
>ASS UP!!!
>Using one hand “she” yanks down Cory’s pajama pants exposing his flabby pimpled ass and unwashed dirt button
>With the other hand “she” pulls down “her” panties exposing 9 inches of raw uncut tubesteak,
>HB sinks “her” press on nails like talons into Cory’s sides
>”OW! My mother-bearing hips!” yells Cory
>HB hocks a massive loogie onto the end of “her” prodigious shaft
>”She” aims “her” battering ram at its intended target
>Shadman enters the room, takes one look at the scene, mutters “shadman.jpg” under his breath, spins 360 degrees and moonwalks out the door
Christian Torres
I like listening to (some) game reviewers
Jason Carter
we need a real plague, not this faggy corona shite
Ian Wood
>Honey Bunny sinks “her” meatpole balls deep with one solid thrust
>Horrid squelching sounds emanate from the unholy union amid squeals of pain from Cory and deep moans of delight from Honey Bunny
>Sweat dotting “her” forehead and the cords of “her” neck standing as she exerts “herself”
>Cory stares at the photo of his dad with tears in his eyes
>HB begins savagely donkey punching the back of Cory’s skull with a dull thud from each heavy blow
>”HURG! URG! FUCK! YEAH!!!”
>HB finishes like a firehose blasting into the backside of the soft nerdling
>”She” pulls out to reveal a mess that was once Cory’s backside, but now resembles a mass of raw hamburger and chocolate pudding more-so than human anatomy
>Cory gasps and moans as he quivers in agony
>HB ignores Cory and lights up a cig
>Cory crawls through the wreckage of his room while a horrid mixture of red, brown and white oozes from his rear
>Honey Bunny takes a long drag from “her” cigarette and lets out a satisfied grunt followed by a fart
>Cory whimpers at the portrait of his father, “I’m sorry daddy, I tried being a real macho man but I failed you!”
>”QUIT YER YAPPIN’!” Honey Bunny grabs the back of Cory’s head and smashes his face into the portrait. Broken glass & crushed wooden picture frame pieces decimate his face into a moist pulp
>Cory finally succumbs to darkness
>...
>Days later…
>Oney enters Cory’s squalid studio apt and spots the limp form of Cory laying broken on the floor
>Oney clutches Cory to his bosom and screams “AH YO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
>Fade to black
Jayden Walker
ah sweet an oneyplays thread
Gabriel Bell
Kevin Ward
Gameplay loop makes sense, especially with modern skinnerbox AAA shit
Dylan Martin
getting sonic fatigue
Benjamin Myers
I wish they were my gay boyfriends, bros.
Julian Reyes
so do I but don't people get tired of listening to cheeky brit #489? they are all the same
Isaiah Gutierrez
this why you never become an "internet personality" kids
Dominic Rodriguez
>”Cory…did you know that for only $3 you can buy three McChickens...
Kek
Ian Thomas
who is this and why am i seeing him everywehre lately
hes even the subreddit image for the tranny meme subreddit i visit
Parker Ramirez
Cory Spazzkid. Creator of Chrischan the Animated Series, and Sonic porn.
He's having a resurgence of popularity because an image got out of him looking confused and hot in a car.
William Kelly
Is this true?
Dominic Walker
the language regarding game design sucks and there's no words for anything
all video game discussion is retards repeatedly shouting "gameplay" at eachother with different implicit meanings every time
Luke Robinson
So fucking gay. I’ve noticed a lot of people in the oneyplays comments are really gay for some reason, it wasn’t always like that but I guess it just comes with gaining popularity.
Joseph Wilson
That's just Youtube in general. There are so many of those videos of like "character x and character y being boyfriends for 8 minutes!" even though said characters are either very straight or have never shown any signs that say otherwise.
Adrian Smith
Yeah it's bullshit, Chris is a wholesome little catholic raised man and Cory just experimented with CD cases up his ass