Is Metroid woke now?
Is Metroid woke now?
Julian White
William Flores
Juan Sullivan
No
Landon Perry
Why are Americans like this?
Caleb Nguyen
No, he went back to sleep after his last game bombed.
Anthony Reed
Nintendo is run by old Japanese men, they'd never allow it.
Bentley Morgan
Please neck yourself
Christopher Gomez
Ugh SO woke. I hate when you shoot and Samus keeps shouting "women deserve equal rights" and "women shouldn't need to live in fear of men"
Adrian Gonzalez
>Samus is not yet a gay, wheelchair bound, black Muslim
why even fucking live lads
Dominic Phillips
No. Do you have brain damage?
Angel Martinez
Where do women not have equal rights in the civilised world? Do men not live in fear of women and the power they have to ruin men's lives on a whim?
Sebastian Baker
Thanks for reminding me of how bad the helmet looked in Dread.
Caleb Nguyen
Kill yourself, tranny
Evan Price
Went broke too, barely sold 3 million
Dylan Edwards
What exactly is woke about Metroid
Jordan Long
Woman existing
Colton Ramirez
panders to feminists with strong woman protagonist
Jordan Sullivan
No, in fact they made Samus sexier than ever and she still just loves to fucking kill aliens
Mason Edwards
>pathetic "men" being offended by the absolute gigastacy Samus
Liam Ramirez
>realizes this just now
Get off this site, underaged child.
Ryan Bell
This is her in-game model
Ian Reyes
>good alien gets killed
>offer a moment of silence before going off to murder his murderers
Samus is a good protagonist.