So I had an idea! Let's make a female protagonist, but lets make her EXTREMELY ugly! LMAO!!!
So I had an idea! Let's make a female protagonist, but lets make her EXTREMELY ugly! LMAO!!!
Benjamin Rogers
Christopher Davis
your point being?
its a good game overall but too short imo
Cameron Foster
>Return Al
Who's Al? Is is the dude on the boxart? Also, where is he returning or being returned to - and why should we care?
Austin Bennett
Why does someone who you see the back of for most of the game need to be so eyeball searingly ugly?
John Fisher
She's a 40yr mother who has ptsd
Adam Moore
>"But bro! Ugly old hags are like, my power fantasy bro!"
Charles Wilson
It's a metaphor for detransition
Gabriel Morales
>its a good game
Hunter Ross
...
John Allen
Jane Perry
Jayden Morgan
I've always wondered but never bothered to look it up, is that the ugly knight lady from game of thrones?
Robert Myers
>draw a man
>call it a woman
Fucking Japa... wait a minute
Justin Wright
Honestly even if she was hot it wouldn't save her from this mediocre title
Jonathan Smith
>guys graphics dont matter its all about the gameplay
>oh nooooo she's ugly
Just admit you are coomers who never cared about gameplay. That was just an excuse for bad graphics.
John Cruz
I’d bang her
John Fisher
More like Return(al) it to the store
Joseph Gutierrez
originally john perry
John Rodriguez
It's been how many months and Returnal's protag being some random middle aged woman still makes porn addicts piss and shit themselves with rage
Brayden Howard
>shilling goes away for awhile
>"Finally, some peace"
>Game gets a port to PC
>Shilling starts up again
god damnit
Aiden Baker
For what it's worth the game is fun but the tranny protaginist is repulsive. Highly recommend pirating the PC port and modding in a bikini girl.
Hunter Baker
who cares
Cooper Lee
My favorite game features an ugly af dude so why not
Dylan Lee
BILLION DOLLAR IP
ALL OF THAT $70 DOLLAR BULLSHIT
Zachary Campbell
play returnal 2
Robert Campbell
lol of course your favorite game is the botched americanized version of one. and is your favorite show voltron?
Brody Nguyen
>OP’s face when he sees something he can’t jack off to
Tyler Reyes
She has a nice ass though
Matthew Evans
yeah but
what's the actual game like
Ryder Taylor
>handsome guy
>ugly
what?
Ayden Nguyen
>game has a very hot girl
>"REEEEE THIS IS PROBLEMATIC"
>"THAT MUST MEAN GAME IS BAD BECAUSE IT JUST IS OK"
>"YOU'RE A TRANNY FOR LICKING THIS, CAN'T YOU BE HOMO OR ASEXUAL LIKE NORMAL PPL??"
>"BAN IT! BAN THIS FILTH RIGHT NOW"
>"YOU PLAY AS HER?! YOU MUST BE GAY! WHILE ALSO ONLY WANTING TO FAP TO HER"
>"YOU WOULDN'T EVEN PLAY "Game" IS THAT GIRL WASN'T HOT"
>"HOW DARE ARE YOU PLEASED BY A VIDEOGAME AS A WHITE MALE"
>game has a very ugly girl as the fucking MC
>"And? how the character looks doesn't affect the game at all, chud"
>"who cares"
>"What matter is the gameplay, I don't mind playing as her at all, in fact she's cool!
>"You're the only one pathetic enough to be bothered by how a videogame character looks like, user"
>"It's just a videogame, you barely see her anyway"
>Oh no, you can't fap to her anymore, what a shame. I mean, whi- you guys only need women to look hot for sex right? There can possibly be another reason why you'd care about how a character looks otherwise right?
>"Why do you care so much about sex you coomer? Oh and next time you better get my pronouns right ok because it's only civil that you know exactly how my genitals looks like and where I'm sticking it into."
Hunter Evans
Thomas Edwards
Virgin cope
Ayden Bell
Damn you kinda retarded, huh
Eli Martin
Only in the compromised joke localization lmao
Camden Torres
Good-ass game honestly, one of the best roguelites I've played
Tyler Reyes
Chorvs?
Asher Sanchez
We need to remove women from any positions of leadership or decision making ability, it's that simple.