Ladies and gentlemen your new japan prime minister

The Kojimbo Incident

wtf how did Hideous Jimbo manage this

That's Jackie Chan, you mong

Why the fuck do they call all these crimes "incidents" in Japan? Like you could have a whole building of people murdered by some crazed gunman, and then they'd probably refer to it as the "[insert Japanese sounding city here] Incident", afterwards.

He escaped to russia to avoid prison and is now known as
Хидeo Кoйимa

Do we have confirmation? Was it Hideo or Kojima who did it?

If he makes Mads his Deputy PM then I’m onboard

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Kill-Easyman

Fucking hell i was about to go to sleep and this fucking news just made me laugh hard, now i cant sleep

>Ko-yee-ma

euros are stupid as fucking holy shit ahahaha

He's going to join the Wisemen's committee.

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Why did he do it bros

>July 5
>Hadron Collider is turned on again
>July 6
>Kazuki Takahashi drowns
>July 7
>Shinzo Abe shot dead

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So he assassinated Abe just so he could take his place? Brava Kojimbo...

>Kazuki Takahashi
Unironically literally who

The mastermind behind ludo such as picrel

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>Yu-Gi-Oh creator dies under mysterious circumstances
>A day later kojimbo assassinates schizo abe
>Both worked for Konami
It was a revenge killing.

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>schizo abe
kek

It always surprises me how the average Any Forumstard can't even google. Shinzo hasn't been pm since 2020.

Too soon papu too soon...

What the fuck
What the FUCK

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You do know Abe wasn't PM anymore?

Also, kaz was vocally anti schizo abe....damn bros... It's all coming together...

You both are either very autistic, or just very retarded
Kill yourself, or learn what jokes are.

It's a joke dude

If this post ends in 3 then Russia is invading Japan this weekend

>9 = 3 x 3
Confirmed happening in 3 weeks.

IT WAS A REVENGE KILLING FOR HIS YUGIOH FRIEND

Why did he do it?

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>HURR DURR IT"S A JOKE
predictable pedo/v/hile response when backed up against a corner

Is Kojima a hardcore socialist?

Kek

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

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You forgot
>March 3
>haunted killing stone breaks in japan

>July 6
>Georgia doomsday monument explodes

It's over lads, enjoy this year while you can.

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wew

No clue I wouldn't be surprised if he just likes the aesthetic

>Georgia doomsday monument explodes
Tell me more about this, I'm not american

Someone drove by the guiding stones, dropped and explosive, damaged one of them, and then local officials took that as an excuse to tear down the whole thing because apparently christian groups think the guidestones were a satanic monument.

>when you feel the timeline visibly shift

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based
fuck those kike stones

In reality it was just some new-agey shit.
No loss either way, but the whole story makes everyone look bad.

Yeah it's like watching two neighbors fuck with their shared fence or something, completely inconsequential and utterly petty.

>very autistic to recognize that a prime minister of one of the world's leading nations is no longer in power
Perhaps you're just retarded?

>All asians look the same.
News at 11, the no shit sherlock hour.

So it begins...

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perhaps you are too autistic to understand what jokes are?
How do you even function in real life, retard?