Yup. Never got rid of my Switch faster

Dont buy that crap

Steam Deck is the equivalent to buying one of those chink handheld machines. It's cool at first glance, but it feels like a bootleg device and gives you an existential crisis as you wonder why you're playing games on this thing in the first place when you can either go PC or play on a suitable console.

>ship to the console kiddie shit Facebook of PC gayman
Why do switch fags pretend their console is hardcore and has anything but casual shit games with simple gameplay?

I dont get where this is founded from, literally the Switch is a mass casual platform worse than the Wii.

This nigga never read neuromancer

We need to hold adult Nintendo fans with the same disdain that we do Disney adults

wasn't there already a thread

Nope.

I Nintendo ditched my Nintendo bitch

I heavily dislike the Switch and Nintendo's modern anti-consumer practices, but it'll be a cold day in Florida before you convince me to buy into gaben's glorified PC lemon, especially when it's still in beta testing.

>You cant play it on a train because of the loud fannoises that bother other people
>You cant play it outside because of the shit screen
>Despite only 70k produced units the hardware failures keep piling up
>Broken fans
>Battery that dies in 2 weeks
>Wi-fi issue that makes your wi-fi keep disconecting
>Its a 400+$pc that cant even run flight simulator
>Its to huge to be comfortable in that
What a fucking disaster, and thats only mentioning some of the flaws

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Why do steam fags pretend like their corporate bullshit is any better than epic? It's all the same games, the only difference is you can guarantee that every steam fag is jacking off to their reddit style point system updoots and birthing about something political on the forums qnd what the fuck are you calling a casualized platform God of my wife's son was a best seller 3 weeks in a row on steam and they only advertised casual fucking garbage lmao

Bros I'm a poorfag and I still cant afford the Steam deck. I don't think I'm gonna make it in time.

>switch has an embarassing "E3"
>literally no games for ages
>every new release has been casual garbage thats unfinished
>ports ports ports with shit controls, input delay, shit joycons, worse performance

Man I dunno what dumbass adults that would get a Switch in 2022 for those shit tier anime games.

And people think journos don't have a vendetta against Nintendo.

What does Epic have to do with my point? God of war is more of a "core" game than every single switch release this year, you casual child. You are the one defending shit gameplay lmao.

>Why do switch fags pretend their console is hardcore
They don't have to pretend. Literally all of the core gaming series are on Nintendo platforms and the ones that are no longer were heavily casialised like street fighter.

How many times have you gotten rid of your switch

I'm a Slow Adult Gamer. I will later buy the quieter, cooler, longer battery version of the Steam Deck. Or if there is no such model forthcoming, I will buy the ordinary Steam Deck on sale.

Its the Apple of gaming, people get tired of autistic kids port begging and pretending they have a good platform.

Valve's never removed games that I've paid for from my library like what happened to Infinity Blade.

The steam deck's screen is brighter than the switch. The switch has a fan.
The switch cannot run flight simulator.

I'm very confused.

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>Literally all of the core gaming series are on Nintendo platforms
Ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaah thats great. Good joke casual child.

Hows that animal crossing going for you? Rrady for some hardcore anime shovelware or the hardcore pokemon coming up? LMFAO

>spend tons more to just pirate switch games anyway
Explain the point beyond autism

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Switch games are shit, you can literally play everything else thats infintely better. People that put switch games on a pedestal are embarassing, you can never own a Switch and not miss out on a single important thing in gaming.

>Its the Apple of gaming
user, the apple of vidya is the PlayStation. Always has been, always will right down to the overpriced hardware, no real selling points other than the brand and braindead fanboys who will defend everything they do.

>PC gayman
PeeSea Gaymen

But seriously, pc master race ftw

But I had my GPD Win 3 for well over a year now, and I was laughing at you for wanting to play demanding PC games portably, all while I was doing it already.

Yes, I have the Silver Model in which only 2000 were made.

Name one that isn't that hasn't been casualised then. Even the Souls series has gotten progressively easier over the years.

>nintendo
>not overpriced hardware
>anything other than the brand and braindead fanboys who will defend everything they do
it's like you're not even self aware

Uh no? Nintendo is always the one upselling cheaper shit for more and has more of a stupid cult of people like yourself.

Its always been used in reference to tendies on this board.

>God of war is more of a "core" game than every single switch release this year, you casual child
Holy fuck my sides get a load of this retard

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Name one Nintendo game that isnt casual to begin with. There are plenty of core games outside of it that remain challenging, just because you find them "easier" doesnt justify shit gameplay design from Nintendos end.

nintendo switch except you can't get one

Prove me otherwise. God of War even has better combat than Astral Chain ( and better score, more awards, won GOTY and sold more) but please tell me how its worse than that piece of shit, or better yet, all the Switch garbage releasing for the rest of the year aka garbage.

where is the fucking dock? How is it possible that it's taking this long?

>other hand held video games are for BABIES

Didn't Nathan For You do something like this?

>Prove me otherwise. God of War even has better combat than Astral Chain
Lmao okay snoy

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>a game console
>a handheld at that
>for """adults"""
Sure.

Gabe personally does a magical girl transformation and blesses each and every one with his magic wand, bro. That shit takes time.

>no argument
Thought so stupid cunt. Not even a Sony fan, Nintendo output has been so sad, its mogged by god of war.

>Benchmarks lower than the steam deck
>3x the price

How