Nintendo says his nationality is "Italian." What part of Italy is he from? He looks Sicilian. Is he Catholic? Atheist? Current lore says he was born in the Mushroom Kingdom to Italian immigrants, then moved to Italy, then moved to Brooklyn, then moved back to the Mushroom Kingdom. Why? And why did his three brothers follow him? Furthermore, how the FUCK did he learn to jump so well?
Nintendo says his nationality is "Italian." What part of Italy is he from? He looks Sicilian. Is he Catholic? Atheist...
Gabriel Brown
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Ryan Rodriguez
He's Sicilian
Camden Ramirez
where the fuck is the mushroom kingdom you dingus, stop asking stupid questions
Adrian Peterson
It's in a parallel reality along with all the other Marioverse kingdoms (Mushroom, Metro, etc.) and empires (Sarasaland).
Camden Price
Mario hasn't been Italian for over a decade parasite
Jack Ross
Nintendo still describes him as an "Italian plumber," my ESL friend.
Adam Stewart
>Sicilian
Caleb Cook
Do Sicilian atheists even exist?
Carson Ward
Mario's plumber title was revoked in 2017 and not a single promotional material directly from Nintendo has called him Italian since like 2012 user.
Julian Kelly
Are Italians even real?
Blake Richardson
Wario and Waluigi aren't Mario's brothers. Waluigi is from Virginia and Wario is from Pennsylvania.
Brayden Jackson
sicilians are darker and hairier
Evan Reyes
It was reinstated in 2018. How do I know this? Because I googled "Mario plumber".
Robert Robinson
So part of Italy is he from? Central?
Kevin Richardson
He was born and raised in Brooklyn, retard. He found the secret warp pipe to the Mushroom Kingdom when he and Luigi were working on the drain. You’d know this if you cared about the lore.
Bentley Mitchell
Nationality refers to blood. It doesn't matter where his ancestors came from in Italy he's Italian
Citizenship != Nationality.
Bentley Jones
Not true, as a stork clearly dropped him off in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Owen Perry
There is a huge genetic difference between northern and southern Italians. Northern Italians average 105 IQ and Sicilians about 89.
Justin Jackson
He's obviously mexican just look at him. He didn't learn to jump either he's a natural just like all mexicans they have to be to jump over border fences to get into the usa
Gabriel Jones
Illegal Mexican Nigga
Blake Bailey
Your average foggiano