God fucking dammit dude. I feel like EVERY time I try and play a story-driven game I always pick up on some kind of spoiler on accident. I'll Google search it, go to Wikipedia for the review summaries, briefly glance at Steam reviews, or just by osmosis I will accidently gloss over some key detail that makes the experience a little less fresh. I just finished a genuinely great game but I ruined one of the twists for myself, so what should've been a really climatic third act was just a little less special. God DAMMIT. I don't seek this shit out, it just happens and I feel like the unluckiest fucking gaymer in the world for it. Sometimes plot points in a video game become memes that people spread. Hell, I'm doing it right now with the Evangelion picture, though it's still sort of vague.
Do I have to read books or something to avoid spoilers? It's like I can't do any research on a piece of popular media without this happening. It sucks.
Just stay off places that can possibly have spoilers. Then when you're done with whatever, you can go anywhere.
Gabriel Thomas
>I'll Google search it, go to Wikipedia for the review summaries, briefly glance at Steam reviews are you retarded?
Jacob Kelly
why the fuck do you do research on something you don't want spoiled? experience it for yourself dumb fuck dataminers and faggots like you that consume their leaks killed videogames
Nathan Brown
Sounds like your own fault.
Asher Garcia
And consider your enjoyment of [thing] would be ZERO if you had not "heard enough information to make me play the game" Either waste time plating games you're unsure you'll enjoy Or learn games to such a degree that you KNOW you will enjoy them - But you have already come to know them.
Bummer.
Adam Powell
And the dumbest fucking retard of the year award goes to…
Caleb Murphy
>he thinks reading reviews before buying a game is retarded
Jace Baker
The journey is more important the destination. I have found knowing the big twists in a narrative don't really change my enjoyment of the overall game.
IRL spoilers: You will die, and that will be the end
John Diaz
i dont need someone else to tell me if ill like a game or not im not an npc
Carter Davis
You need to aim for short single player games. Not only is it quick to beat so you can do it in one setting, you can refund it if you don't like it. Nobody talks about Get Even or The Pedestrian so I was able to enjoy both because the premise of the gameplay for both looked interesting enough. You can also indulge in other, more obscure stuff.
Justin Kelly
>caring about spoilers grow up
Nathaniel Carter
Just play the game on release and without using the internet in the middle of it. Not too hard.
Logan Ortiz
>he's either baiting or happy to waste money on bad video games
Jordan Gutierrez
if you aren't able to tell a good videogame from a bad videogame by: the developer the genre or what makes it unique then you are retarded, but no videogame in the last 7 years has been truly unique
Alexander Jackson
No video game has ever been unique.
Camden Brown
>he's psychic and never makes mistake I wonder how many good games you've missed because of "muh developer"
Blake White
Oh yeah i am sure missing out on destiny 2 here goddamn what a loss
Jack Thompson
Torrent the game first you fucking buffoon.
Jackson Clark
Go play elevator action and come back to me. You can start sucking my dick then
Landon Perez
>I'll Google search it, go to Wikipedia for the review summaries, briefly glance at Steam reviews, I think I figured out why you keep getting spoiled you fucking idiot.
Jayden Murphy
>has never read a mystery novel
Dylan Bennett
>search online for character from specific game >first result >character name [game] death