Oops

As an ugly bastard, I want to put a bun in her oven.

>slightly chubby belly
that right there is where the boner is made

>oops
Is this you or some random ethot?

I will never have sex and it's slowly eating away at me

Attached: 1365181986454.jpg (672x479, 48.13K)

This one does not have to lose more weight, but only so long as she is okay with me sexually humiliating her over it.

have sex, incel

Attached: 1645745099531.gif (150x227, 2.65M)

shes perfect, fag

Cute tummy

should probably sort that out by now

Dont lose hope user.It took 25 years for me to get my first kiss

wish girls would keep their bush 2bh

bbc spammers are always asian

This was me 10 years ago, now I'm 30 and my sex drive is gone, as you grow up you'll learn that there are more important things in life than a peehole.

Loads of people died without ever having sex, don't worry about it.

I wouldn't mind sex, but all that social life and dating shit is too burdensome and annoying to make it worth it. Don't become some retarded incel reactionary over simple carnal pleasures.

Attached: 1649945025218.jpg (350x350, 20.25K)

>tattoo
>already getting fat
Eh she is worth a couple shags I guess

You just hump like retards for 10 minutes and then you are done.
Sex kinda sucks
Love though its pretty cool while it lasts

Sex is the most overrated shit ever
>I can't have sex
You literally can, get a haircut, get some decent set of clothes, take a few pics and hop on tinder, you'll at least get one guaranteed hookup so you can realize how pointless the endeavor is, don't even need to lose weight, it's that easy.

Attached: 1653551904205.jpg (600x623, 42.81K)

Sex with Moona

Attached: 1606820199837.jpg (850x850, 91.5K)

why do i not believe you ;_;

nah they're confirmed microdick niggers there's a whole discord full of them coordinating the spam

Lucky? Im 36 and my sex drive is still very high, I guess I will be a certified -oomer

Thank God, abortion is illegal now.

>Dark pussy
Utterly revolting

I did this and I haven't even gotten a single match after weeks of trying
I've never even held a girl's hand
I'm going to fucking murder you for saying this stupid shit

Do you sleep 8 hours a day? Do you exercise regularly? Do you eat nutritious food?

Go and jerk off.

Billions of people have lived and died on this planet. Only a small portion, preferably the strongest, smartest and most capable, need to reproduce.

Sex is not a panacea. You need to live a personally fulfilling life first and foremost. Just like changing jobs or moving won't fix your problems unless you work on yourself.

Yeah cuz you're taking pictures with bad angles, get some snaps of you with someone else or while doing a hobby, even if it's a larp
and avoid selfies.

Attached: 1654213489147.png (352x352, 36.53K)

you're not fooling anyone rugga

Attached: 1656907774181.png (756x984, 920.28K)

I wish this was me, I'm 30 and still just as horny but now masturbation doesn't cut it anymore and you can't come back from wizard status. Maybe I should get an onahole.

Yes, the funny thing is that I noticed my sex drive going down when I started being more active and exercising, the last thing you want to do is go jerking off after a workout.

FINALLY.
THIS IS MY CUE.

Attached: 1655693043435.png (500x375, 47.12K)

god i need a slightly chubby gf

roasties are disgusting

Attached: a9u8dc.webm (704x486, 2.95M)

Sex is awesome and its even better when its with someone you love

Nah she needs to be muscular

'Sup there Female browsers I want to talk about
parallel universes,creative hobbies,vidya,weeb things, stocking, patchuili, lolis, Monster Hunter Freedom Unite, vtubers(holo,niji(just the female ones)voms, indie),laugh at deadbeats, rwby, source film maker,pokemon, girls from the deador alive series and amongst other things.

Rarroy#0198

Attached: 1652528718959.jpg (1534x2048, 370.77K)

36 straight man.
Have had plenty of sex and multiple relationships.
Done with women and planning to be forever alone. It's just not worth it.

Huh, that's weird. After I do intense physical work I feel an almost animalistic desire to just fuck whatever female is around

NOOOOOO MY AD REVENUE STOOOOOP IIIIT!

that belly tho

honestly user, i've had sex with two people in my life
an ex gf of 4 years and a friend with benefits that i've known for almost 7 years now

my ex wasn't any good at it (she was a virgin when we got togheter) and had a low sex drive due to depression, my friend has a high sex drive, is completely submissive and could suck a ball out of a golf hole, basically my type, but it did nothing for me, it took me ages to coom, all because i wasn't in a relationship with her, there was no love between us, just friendship
the point i'm trying to make here user is that sex is extremely overrated, even if she's the best fuck you'll ever get it won't be worth it without love, so stop worrying about fucking and try to find someone that you can fall in love with

>roasties are disgusting
>posts one
???

Abortion should be mandatory for anyone who fails to meet a simple fitness and competency test.

that's a man

Honestly same. 28 here women are essentially the same. It really is just your turn

I like the softness, but her bj penn face is creeping me out.

Sex is so boring that I can't even keep myself hard and my mind wanders to the vidya I could be playing. You aren't missing anything.

30 year old brown crypto man. I have two girlfriends, one is brown and one is blonde. tricky making time for both but i like both flavours of puss.

Attached: __asuna_and_karin_blue_archive_drawn_by_serie_niai__86821f3d0749fd9b4ff5d38da8dcdd72.jpg (1500x2220, 1.29M)

You will take the roastie, user, there is no choice.

>tattoo
dropped

forgot to mention that with my ex i had to often concentrate to last longer even if she was objectively worse at it, i find both equally attractive, it's all about the feelings you have for each other

MODS!

>start going to gym regularly
>constant stream of teen and college girls in leggings doing nothing but ass workouts
I think I need to invest in a home gym, I'm dying here

Attached: 1482048968828.jpg (449x425, 49.26K)

user probably has his terminologies mixed up, probably meant pussies that look like roast beef like the one in OP's pic

>this is who wants you to take care of her 2 kids by another man

>just get friends to take pictures of you
kill all normalfaggots

What is the process required for a janny to delete a thread?

Ah.

Nobody tell him

fuck I love arab girls so much its unreal

>the last thing you want to do is go jerking off after a workout.

I think you're the anomaly user because generally strenuous exercise makes people horny as fuck.

20 minutes.
Still up.

I'm not a normanfag, just ask a sibling or whatever, you'll get matches and pussy fast provided you're at least a 6/10.

You need to get form A-42 from floor 35VB

>sex is overrated
Says the person who can have sex readily. It's not the sex itself. It's the realisation that for your entire life you were never good enough for somebody to find you attractive or interesting. We just have to live with the knowledge that we're a no good example of a human being.

If they don't like a thread it gets nuked instantly

with someone posting child porn
mods suck

1. Wake up
2. Check discord for DM's from underage girls
3. Finish hot pockets
4. Do it for free

1)finish hotpocket
2)cry
3)delete thread

What do they have to do though, fill out boxes like the report function?

twitch.tv/LukeyLawless

follow
sneed

Attached: 3879B1E9-E85A-4939-A917-16F9B0BD8FB7.jpg (976x850, 57.91K)

If it's not something disgusting, then they take longer to delete it.

You might want to get your t checked. That's not normal. There's a lot of negatives that come with low t.

The realization should be "who gives a shit about what other people think" instead

nigga that's not child porn lmao

who even is this man

I can't feel my orgasms anymore and don't know why. The act of sex still feels good but the climax has no pleasure to it whatsoever like when you edge for too long. It has been like this for over a year and i'm starting to forget what a proper orgasm feels like.

Attached: 1453821549916.jpg (481x512, 33.34K)

Bros I just got promoted!

don't put it on a pedestal user, it's really not as incredible as everyone makes it out to be. Don't get me wrong, it's GOOD, but it's not world-changing

what's the source then?

>clearly ethnic girl
>pink nipples
Weird

Some days I feel like I need love before sex.
Other days I feel like I want sex to figure out love.
Gonna go to a therapist to figure out these feeling.

someone probably did but, as a man, you're the one that has the duty to make the first move or at least understand the 'signals' that the interested woman is sending you. Lack of self-esteem makes you incapable of doing this.

Sorry but jannies only delete threads exposing the niggerdick spammer and any thread that is mildly fun.

Attached: 1606099008665.jpg (650x637, 63.83K)

>tfw human women do absolutely nothing for me now

Play some actually good games and you might end up with a following

it definitely is
you can tell by the hand and the pussy

Dude 99% of women are not interesting, they just have a wet hole.
Do whatever the fuck you need to get laid. Lie, use alcohol, whatever. You're not entitled to sex, you have to take it because you're a man. You can't just lay down and get automatic cock like women can.

>babby wants a spoonfeeding
Nah

>lmao just be yourself and take good pictures
Kys dumb cunt

i'm a 28 year old virgin but this kind of pity party shit is fucking pathetic dude.

Bro, I'm so far gone that only DAGASI pokemon rape satisfies me.

That's still better than what I have, I get a massive headache that lasts for about and hour everytime I orgasm these days, it's pretty whack, would not wish this on my worst enemy

dont touch your dog user

try taking supplements, drinking more fluids, and waiting longer between fapping

>you can tell by the length of the pixels
Lol
Lmao even

See a doctor

Post examples

Same, it's fucking weird but it feels good

it feels good knowing i will always be infinitely better then posters like this

video games

nope. got my t checked, it's normal
losing sex drive in your 30's is pretty normal

I lived through that stage already, can't say life wasn't fulfilling but I won't get to experience the ultimate bliss life has to offer, not that user but it's eating me away aswell and it's the worst feeling of missing out there is

Attached: 425465.jpg (600x600, 30.2K)

I aint eatin a 3-day. Pixiv, DAGASI.

Ive heard of that before
I wonder if its a defense mechanism against cooming too much

im 25 and never even kissed a girl
i've never tried dating, i'm a shut in neet
help im going to cry

>100 replies
Doing for free is an understatement

this should be gone soon then

Got my first hug, the first kiss, and the first titty grab at 28. Went nowhere from there but I'm glad I've gotten this far at least.

Stfu already with the love bullshit jeez

Attached: 1430448293588.gif (640x636, 534.82K)

they deserve it

OH GOD THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS WHO WILL BUY NFTS NOW?????