>open game for first time
>achievement unlocked: Welcome to (GAME)
Open game for first time
Benjamin Morris
Ethan Jackson
>close game for the first time
>achievement unlocked: i can change
Luke Thomas
Name 112 games that do this.
Sebastian Carter
>achievement unocked: Don't play the game for 5 years
Jason Stewart
>complete first mission
>achievement
>90% of players have this achievement
Jose Young
>fight with a giant
>achievement unlocked: "the bigger they are..."
Benjamin Nelson
>kill character in unique way
>achievement unlocked
>2.8% players have this achievement
Jaxon Miller
people dont pass out of asphyxiation within 5 seconds right
thats gotta be fake
Jason Robinson
>achievement unlocked: poison the homeless guy and steal his change
Ian Thomas
>achievement: play on the same server as the developer!
>developer hasn't played the game since 2010
Charles Mitchell
>die to X 5 times
Wyatt Peterson
polish schools are literally just miniature copies of detroit
James Russell
>meet the love interest first time
>achievement unlocked: Pervert
Logan Thompson
>achievement - do [obscure, tedious task] 150 times
>it's the last achievement you have left for 100%
Benjamin Smith
Am I the only one that dislike achievements? Feels like they contribute nothing to a game, and some devs use them to artificially inflate a game's playtime by making the player chase worthless collectibles or tedious tasks.
Even as a means of rewarding the player or encouranging then to do something, I feel like an in-game reward would be more welcomed.
Cooper Sullivan
this isn't asphyxiation, this is cutting off the coratid artery
Jordan Thomas
call me a boomer, but i swear kids are getting bloodthirstier
Camden Thomas
why do slavs act like negroes?
Henry Ramirez
for some reason hood culture, rap culture and "fuck the police" are very common things in slav countries
Sebastian Ramirez
>game has no "automatic" achievements
>not even for finishing the game
>you can literally go an entire playthrough without getting a single achievement making it look like you didn't even play the game
Jordan Lopez
Honestly that's understandable when the police is the fucking KGB
Liam Davis
Jackie chan 1,2,3,...,112
Ethan Price
>do stupid fucking thing for no reason
>get an achievement for it
another reason why i love deep rock galactic
Connor Cooper
around slavs, never relax
Anthony Russell
>Chapter Name: The Part Where He Kills You
>Ally: "Well, this is the part where he kills us."
>Enemy: "This is the part where I kill you!"
>Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You (This is that part)
Joshua Parker
That's for the sake of telemetry. A lot of people buy games, but never play them.