Did you know that Kojima invented "Melons"?

Did you know that Kojima invented "Melons"?

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mads looks like a mastercrafted marble statue

god i wish kojima were my bro

I don't believe it

I've been eating them wrong this whole time.

>eating melon with chopsticks

>Mads Melonson
One job Kojima

Sorry Kojima but I think it's time for you to go...

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Amazing.
How did you both fuck it up?

He also invented awards

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Hmm, I wonder why Mads looks so dead in these photos...

>chopsticks
>he doesn’t just go apeshit on those melons

Japs are total faggots

lol you just know he’s well adjusted approachable and humble human being.

God I wish I received a trophy once in my life.

>unopened booze
fucked up

you are a slightly less funny version of dunkey

why does Mads look like he's hungover, on the verge of death, and hates his life here?

t.

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>alcoholism
fucked up

That's pretty good. Dunkey is pretty funny!

He has to babysit a crazy Japanese man and listen to his wacky ideas in broken English

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