Why does Jon Blow hate BotW and Elden Ring so much, but loves Braid and The Witness to death?
Why does Jon Blow hate BotW and Elden Ring so much, but loves Braid and The Witness to death?
Jackson Jones
Anthony Wright
because he's miserable and autistic and doesn't realize there's more to enjoying a game than looking at it like a design spreadsheet.
Justin James
>who does Jon Blow [...] ;pve Braid and The Witness to death?
I wonder why...
William Clark
Because he's a fucking tool.
A blow hard.
Pretentious.
A knobhead.
Just takes his own opinions as fact and goes from there like he is in any position to hand down objective judgements about game design.
Isaac Long
is this the guy that bent a table?
Adam Campbell
Any Forums got filtered by the witness and is still seething
Elijah Thomas
Are you implying a conflict of interest? He has said time and again that his taste is based on sound aesthetic logic.
Wyatt Thompson
Thats because gameplay in Elden Ring is trash
Andrew Peterson
You can't claim not to have a bias when you made the games you're shilling.
Jaxson Davis
>I-is that a vine?
>and it’s attached to a swaying block?!
>AHHHHHHH, SAVE ME NIGGERMAN, I’M GOING INSAAAAAAAAANE
Benjamin Bell
he likes puzzle games for really smart people not dumb action games for retards
Logan Gutierrez
There's a line puzzle game that's just the puzzles with none of the pretentious additional shit The Witness does, and it's better for it
Luis Martin
I dunno why we keep talking about this retard but the man literally gets filtered by the most basic game mechanics and then complains that its the game's fault when people like him are exactly the reason why us game designers have to make shit tard-proof. If you've ever wondered why it seems like modern game designers are treating you like children, players like him are the reason. Also 'you were the villain all along' isn't deep, Jon, you fucking hack.
Jacob Martin
It's how you can tell he's just a sellout. Real artists hate their work.
Grayson Wilson
Yet he constantly plays fps games
Joseph Ortiz
>Why does Jon Blow hate BotW and Elden Ring so much
Did he actually say anything about these game somewhere I can see, or is this just (you) bait.
Christopher Anderson
He also eats copious amounts of chocolates, which have minimal nutritional value.
Easton Carter
I like casey because he's based but this guy is just a pretentious retard. he is "smell your farts and pretend it's cologne" : the person.
Michael Lee
does anyone have that clip of him getting triggered by The Looker?
Jaxson Gray
>bases his games around a series of points he refuses to articulate and gets mad when people misinterpret his deliberately vague allusions
Communication isn't his strong suit.
Ryan Clark
Not everyone can be a water/chicken/rice/supplements-chad
Nathaniel Davis
Jon seems to be from an era where expressing opinions in public was a perfectly acceptable thing. Millenials can't even fart in the vicinity of trannies without facing jail time.
Connor Jones
>"One more puzzle before retirement"
Looker was so good.
Christian Carter
>blowhard
>named blow
who writes this shit?
Camden Torres
The sad thing is that old Any Forums didn't used to have threads like this. All we cared about were games, and it was intrinsically understood that everyone has an opinion about games and that opinion should be respected. It's only with zoomer leftists that this turned into mocking people and trying to censor independent thought.