You DID spare Paarthurnax right?

He technically doesn't tell you never to trust dragons, he says it is a wise choice to not trust them if you ever want to err in the side of caution.

this art reminds me of Discworld

That is a distinction without a difference .

I just don't think humans of all creatures should be talking about a race being predisposed to crime and evil.

I'm sorry I have to be the one to inform you that you will never be a woman

Of course, she’s no Caius Cosades

>"go kill the dragon now"
>meh, i'll think about it
>"you know what, fuck it, you're out of the blades. matter of fact, don't ever come back here again"

damn they don't play around.

okay well good luck in your newly reformed ancient order of dragonslayers with exactly two members, a 90 year old man and a woman.
You definitely don't need a dragonborn to help you out. You got this.

Why i should follow what some random bandit woman says?
Thats not even a Blade! Wheres is her Blade uniform?!

I always spare him specifically because Delphine doesn't give you a choice in the matter in spite of you being the leader of her order.
If the bitch doesn't want to follow the chain of command then I don't want to be involved with the insubordinate cunt.
It certainly helps that Paarthurnax tells you that it's your choice and he doesn't blame you if you choose to kill him.

>Fantasy
>Everyone must be a old ugly hag or tranny
meds

There's definitely a difference.

>Dragon tells you not to trust dragons.
>Trust him and follow his advice.

Logically you should trust dragons because of what he said

Not at all.
"Don't trust dragons" is different from "I won't hold it against you if you choose not to trust dragons, because it's a reasonable thing to do."

>the Paarthurnax phase on Any Forums some months back
Great times

wat

The Blades are a sore lot of losers who had a hand in losing the Empire with their incompetence, why would anyone give a shit about what they say?

Yeah okay but what about the Paarthurnax-tan mod

I unironically never finished skyrim

>be atheist nihilist child with 0 life experience
>replace original sin with all people are le bad
>If all people were le bad society and civilization wouldn't exist
>dumb child nihilist doesn't understand this and thinks all people are naturally bad because he watched some sad news stories once
Kys.

Unironically this
the stormcloaks will rise again

>rise again
They didn't lose.

Most people didn't, it's practically impossible to remain invested in the game at some point.

>Need to find the leader of the blades.
>Ok where is he hiding.
>Underneath riften. He's in the prison where we put all the people who are too retarded for normal prison.
Great plan.

The death of the emperor was merely a setback.

Neither did they win the battle to begin with

Opposite day paradoxes are gay as hell

>YOU are the leader of the blades
>some dumb bitch tells you to kill a dragon that helped you have the fucking world, this alone is enough to forgive his past sins
>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME BECAUSE I'M THE GIRLBOSS SLAYQUEEN AND I GET WHAT I WANT
Listening to women is for faggots

Why is Delphine totally fine with Odahviing who was Alduin's right hand only a few days ago but has a no mercy attitude to Paarthunax who has been peaceful for hundreds of years and even aided in the original defeat of Alduin?

I hate the Blades so fucking much, the Thalmor should have finished the job.

God Bethesda’s writing is so dogshit
Bethesda:
>No I wont (immediately kicked from the Blades, quest ends)
>Yes I will (Greybeards hate you, mediocre rewards)
Ideal World:
>Agree to Kill Paarthurnax (Blades give unique rewards and followers, new Blades questlines open up)
>Refuse (Paarthurnax gives a few shouts as thanks)
>Betrayal (Can Refuse, then choose to kill Paarthurnax as he sleeps, avoiding the boss fight. Annoys the Blades but they accept the results)
>Do as I Say (After Refusing, you can undergo a few questlines to wrest control of the Blades from Delphine. Ends in a duel)
>Do as I Say II: (After killing Paarthurnax, one of the lesser Greybeards sends you a secret note. He was the only one who agreed that all dragons must die. You can work with him to “peacefully” overthrow the other Greybeards, turning High Hrothgar into a new Blades fortress)

Why the FUCK do I have to do anything with the blades?
She gives you the horn but the main quest doesn't continue at all until you go with her retarded fucking plan. Why am I forced to give a shit about this woman? Why do I have to "prove to her" that I'm truly dragonborn when I'm wearing a full set of dragonbone armor and I could kill her in 1 second with just a shout?

The game is so dogshit for forcing you to go along with this retarded woman's quest instead of letting you tell her to fuck off from the start or letting you kill her for the horn the second you see her.

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The solution is that you need to be the opposite of spongebob which means being squidward.

Ok but like there's an actual civil war going on RIGHT NOW in skyrim.

Why do people think Paarthurnax should be allowed to get away with his crimes just because he is "reformed" now?

in the game shes an old hag tho

Wow, your ideal world sucks

Doesn't Odavhing straight up tell you paarthunax is playing the long game and shouldn't be trusted and is just waiting for you to kill alduin so he can take over?

>why should current day prisoners get second chances after they are reformed
You're right user, we should give every criminal an immediate death penalty

Particularly a huge cunt like Delphine.

Because most people are not mentally ill autists like you

Why do you do that? It is obvious every time.