What do I say

what do I say

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>Hey Wardlow! You’re my favorite wrestler. Can I get your autograph?

don't be a fucking mark
give him a double bicep pose and say his sneakers are cool or some shit
don't mention that you know him

Call him a faggot.

ask him where MJF is

Sing his theme song

Ask him for an autograph then crumple it up, throw it on the ground and say "no milly?"

He will laugh at you for being a mark
Say "Nice AEW shirt. Who is your favorite wrestler?"

>Sir, sorry to assume your pronouns but you're practicing man-spreading. Be considerate and close your legs so people can sit next to you. Thanks!

take your gay sandals off and rub his shoe with your foot

Tell him you find him really attractive and you'd like to buy him a drink in the airport lounge.

ask him if he’s going over tonight

Jump on his lap and start grinding like a stripper.

>wearing an AEW shirt
Kek what a desperate to be recognized mark

He's definitely sending pictures of you to the AEW group chat

You should say sorry for being such a faggot and wearing those shoes.

get up, walk extremely close (nose to nose) with him and call him a faggot,then WOOOO and naruto run away

Walk up and say:
>I could slap you right now and you wouldn't be abke to catch me, because your quads are so big that you've lost athletic ability. Your back is so thick you can't turn properly anymore. And your traps impair the peripheral vision

>Say "Nice AEW shirt. Who is your favorite wrestler?"
This is a good one.

>op's wearing sandals
what a faggot

walk up and ask if he's batista and when he says no slap him in the face

>You're a fan of AEW too? I used to watch when Cody was on. Can you believe he had a 5 star match with Seff?

>hey sorry to bother you man but are you an mma fighter?
>no I’m a pro wrestler
>…oh sorry my mistake, take care man

>sup ojama

r u a girl?

OP just ask to suck his cock already and stop wasting your time and ours.

HOLY YUKOLA

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