Two years

Two years.

What a fucking disaster. This is worse than the Wii U.

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Hey at least it's still seeing some use despite having NOGAMES

Is she cute?

Damn bratty kid

>console on carpet
>airvent blocked by wall
don't you like the smell of 100c chips

Sex with Rose Winters from Resident Evil Village

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People paid scaplers $1000 for this piece of shit.

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>literal trash on the wall
"Why are women like t-"
>12yo girl
>barely started puberty yet behaves like your average 20something terminally-online western roastie

HAHA
ABANDON ALL HOPE
AHAHA

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>worse than Wiiu

Lmao get fucking real

>cheap, warbly furniture
>horrible paint job on wall and trim
>ripped box spring
>no bed sheets
Exactly what I expect snoys to live like. I'll give this person credit though, at least they don't outwardly appear to have roaches like most of the ESL poorfags of that brand.

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>build new consoles
>no real improvement in graphical fidelity over past generations
>no real big games that everyone wants
gee no idea

the wii u sold 12 million units in its whole lifetime
ps5 has already sold 30 million

at least it can play bloodborne at a stable 30fps

>SLEEPING STRAIGHT ON THE MATTRESS

We're going to see E.T. landfills for PS5s in a year or two

>ps5 has already sold 30 million
To scalpers

>le scalpers!
Always been a meme, a lie, cope. Invented by snoytrannies to distract from the grim reality that is the absolute state of the brand they've spent their lives worshipping and bankrolling. ElderRing's sales alone prove this, it sold millions on the ps5 alone. How would that be possible if there weren't any snoyboxes in the market?

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Nigga even fucking Congress talked about the ps5 scalping issue.

And you fucks will STILL lose your shit and try to preorder the NEXT system.

I just now got a PS5 and I have a ton of content to enjoy now because I haven't consumed everything as fast as possible. Hell, there's PS4 games I could get and enjoy right now too. You can say hurr durr years behind all you like but at the end of the day I'm enjoying myself.

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I'll say what ever I want tourist faggot.

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ONE GAME
I DON'T KNOW WHY

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>ElderRing's sales alone prove this, it sold millions on the ps5 alone.
and STILL got beaten by PC by an embarrassingly large margin

>PS5 on the carpet
Enjoy the static wrecking the internals

What was the port that finally broke the camel's back? Spiderman?

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God I love ripping on snoyboys

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>denial
>seething rage
>projection
Tell me you're an NPC without telling me you're an NPC

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For normalfags, yes
For Any Forums it was persona 5

That or HZD, yeah.

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The one thing that triggers me in that picture is that the console is upside down.

>present proof
>spams buzzwords and wojaks
I accept your concession.

Exhibit B

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What the fuck lol. They're angry other people get to play a game?

why waste so many tears on such a shit game?
if it was multiplat from it's conception, no one would have ever even heard of horizon zero dawn
why do they care?

Exclusives is all consoletards have, without it they have nothing.

Is this youbeep beep boop
boop beep boop

It hasn't been two years, the console was released in November, you've still got 4 months dude.

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>posting wojak
kys my dude

>doesn't know how to check for samefag
Way to out yourself as an election tourist.

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Yes, you communist basedboy.

i know a guy who bought two and sold them both for twice the price

>why waste so many tears on such a shit game?
A huge part of their existence and brand awareness is dangling their exclusives over other's heads like a toddler and their binky. When those games get ported, people quickly realize how shit they are and how abhorrent their taste is to lay down their lives and defend it online for free for years, if not decades.

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These are the same mentally ill psychotic schizos who shit up this board every day. Thank fuck Sony are extinct.

>Not even opened
God I hate collectorfags.

>pic
Ok, thats fucking unnerving.

They know the more people get to """play""" """games""" like picrel, the luster of their exclusivity wears off.

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Have you seen the carpet? They have roaches.

Physicalfags are the biggest cringelords alive.