What's with the lack of scrimblo/scrunkly male protags in vidya? They used to be so popular in the 90's but now every videogame protagonist is some sort of photorealistic space marine or gangster
Is there no space in gaming for manlets anymore?
What's with the lack of scrimblo/scrunkly male protags in vidya...
William Long
Jace Roberts
Cuphead sold well and is a critical darling.
But big game studios, like Naughty Dog, think they are artists and above such childish characters.
Charles Campbell
Gabriel Wright
>We will never have this
Jason Carter
Too tall, looks freak
Christian Butler
Cute asian girls are the cutest. Miyeon best girl!
Anthony Powell
Why is there such height disparity in China?
Parker Rogers
Nintendo does it with Mario still. Blame Rares lead designer for abandoning Banjo and naughty Dog too for being faggots.
Oliver Price
I think I hate south koreans more than the Chinese.
Lucas Carter
They don't sell and normalfags don't like them.
/thread
Jeremiah Edwards
Why is that?
Andrew Wright
how is this legal?
Carson Collins
The girl... not average and nerdy enough...
Joseph Howard
DNA mutations due to all the inbreeding and pollution.
Nicholas Ross
Oliver Lopez
haha you fucked up. dumb retard
Owen Phillips
What the fuck is a scrimblo/scrunkly?
Robert Green
Levi Collins
Not tall enough, not freakish enough.
Christian Cox
Samuel Williams
Mascot type protagonist. Something like sonic or banjo
Daniel Bennett
David Phillips
Luis Morris
>now every game is a photo realistic space marine
Zachary Rogers
I do not understand tallfags, really
Lincoln Lee
Logan Rodriguez
>you will never have snu snu
Chase Price
Honestly thought it was slenderman in the thumbnail.
Jeremiah Taylor
Angel Bell
Quite literally the worst of East Asia, and below several SE Asians.
Ryder Adams
If they were real, how many guys would purposely crash land on their planet as a form of suicide?
Nathaniel Kelly
Jeremiah Taylor
Eli Richardson
All women should be 2 meters tall
Anthony Cox
People with gigantism die early. He will see his girlfriend leave this Earth prematurely.
Josiah Rivera
whats stopping someone with showing up with lifelike prosthetics than can endure the friction and bear the weight load of the amazons. It's the future, these things were bound to have been invented in some form
Elijah Turner
Jackson Walker
not a problem. you have a lot more control over checking out early than staying late so if your perfect boo takes off you can as well at your leisure
Anthony Ross
Jose Butler
Half as long, twice as bright.