SGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick) 2022

This, it's somehow great and boring at the same time. Would have been good if it was way shorter.

>they go on about how they want to extend the marathon
>two or more runners had their games pulled to save time
Twisting the fucking knife in the backs of those runners right there.

Don't think I have the level of autism needed to appreciate this run.

almost

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So how did trannies get such a foothold on the speedrunning scene, and when did it accelerate to the current extent?

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the transphobia isnt the funny part, the funny part is you complaining about it like an art hoes instagram story

>Game already put on schedule
they are not even hiding, I dunno why anyone would give money to this scam

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Based

report GDQ to the IRS.
I am not memeing.

I'm livestreaming F-Zero right now, come watch!
youtube.com/watch?v=SMKhCh_pmhk

nobody is more subhuman that faggot attention whore thread autists

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correct

>teradactyl has claws
>use tail to strike
fuck sake no wonder it lost to metroid

Good Ridley fight at least.

I think he's just a plain ol' faggot

thanks doc

get out

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Thanks doc

>thanks doc suit

metroid is the strongest character ever

It's almost as if repeating the same game over and over is a symptom of a mental illness of some sort

>Doctor Suit

What website is the best for downloading youtube videos? I assume the Meka runs will be taken down.

doc prescribed suit !!

thanks doc

This, something like the JK2 run works because you can see how it's being played skillfully compared to how a normal person would play it.

These "omg spikes everywhere make it the hardest ever" romhacks are just really designed for these sort of runners so there's a lot less to base shit off.

Danke herr, doktor

i've successfully migrated

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danke herr doktor

[hoes mad x 25]

thanks doc

nay
this is a godless night

holy fuck what a fucking snooze fest.

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so what did you submit as proof?

I think I saw Metako in a shop in London but talked myself out of it that it was actually him. I do genuinely believe it was him though and wish I'd said hello.
It's a pretty bad feel.

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I have literally no idea what a metroid is user

i think metroid is a pretty cool guy
eh kills space aliens and doesnt afraid of anything

They don't, GDQ just aggresively promotes 'diversity' so they get over represented on the biggest stage of a niche hobby. Check out speedrunners for anygame and 99.9% it's a white dude just chilling.

'Nuff said.

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Withhelde started it

?

>youre not allowed to joke about things that are bad and make people feel bad
You do realize that the continuation of "so how about airline food" isnt about how airline food is generally well accepted, yes?

shut the FUCK up you TERF

what an absolute madman

But there were plenty of normal-ish nerd niggas speedrunning all throughout the 2000's. Some were probably autistic, but I don't recall all the tranny shit being around then.

This run could have been great if not for the fucking donation reading cunt

Too long to post here but the entire weeks VOD.

my name is will mate

fuck you guys im enjoying this run
the gameplay is impressive

>food analogy

our guy has spoken

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kek i remember this live
GIVE EM THE OL EURODAB

I unironically agree.
GDQ is shit but you all still watch it every time. Meanwhile ESA threads barely stay alive.

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you'd better not be planning on spamming an early thread again, given you claimed to do this to stop the...guy who was posting threads early a lot

never stop Any Forums, never stop.

But what the fuck happened to the 170k that was already put towards DP

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>wrestling
>reddit

>wrestling analogy
christ

>fuck you guys im enjoying this ru-
AND WE JUST GOT ANOTHER 1000$ FROM ANONYMOUS

Good to meet you will mate

Did this guy run anything this year?

>announcer actually stfu for the hell dive
thank you God

What the fuck was that.

this dead silence

Fucking dutch i swear

played based doujin games though and never demanded a spotlight

anyone else getting asmr

Got washed

>None of these nerds read so no one gets the reference.

Absolutely shocked.

based

>an incel sends the irs video game footage as proof
wow, you cracked the code

thats because GDQ is very well known + its american
ESA is for europoors + nobody gives a shit about it, but the runs are way more fun than on GDQ

that was pretty sick

Good take, nuggetcuck

why can't metroid crawl

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>silence
I can finally rest.

>our guy
I thought we hated Susan?

Uh, GDQ, take note. Your stream is so boring rn that everyone can't help but mald over trans people.
You did this to yourselves.

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>succinct
>takes 4 tweets to get the point across

False, they're regularly active. They only slow down for a couple of hours of the day

Man, that part was tense.

It is impressive but it's stretched out too long. This would work better if it was tightened up in a shorter run with more nonstop tricks. Also, the announcer has ruined most of the audio portion of the run regardless.

he was asked to do a european dab

This is some guy’s twitter post, right? I swear I’ve seen this before.

You had literally one job user. Well you can always just attend the venues.

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Punchy is right, and he's ALWAYS been right

>AND WE JUST GOT ANOTHER 1000$ F-
AND WE JUST GOT A NEW INCENTIVE! IF YOU LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN WE HAVE 200 THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR POKEMON

Fuck off susan you're a twat and will never be liked here

Good lord this run is much more watchable without this inane screaming in my ear

>niggertier IQ user ignores the part where I said it was too long to submit in a post
>tunnelvisions and latches on to the vidya part
You make strippers look smart.

That h*ck run with serious time was really impressive.
I'm totes donating 1K to the Pokémon Brilliant Diamond / Shining Pearl any% run that failed to reach its donation incentive a few days ago.
Execute.

Susan has never been wrong desu.

>skeleton frisk
damn this is terrible

amazing how much better a run gets when you get to see some good gameplay and the dono reader shuts the fuck up for 30 seconds

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weak bladder and anal muscles leads to her pissing and shitting herself :(

Susan is usually a bitch, but he's completely correct here.

What? No. Years ago they used to die, like actually no thread, but now?

>They got to 170k/200k and didn't meet it.
>And wiped the fact it had $170,000 to it already.
wrong

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Give me the quick rundown

amazing how much more watchable this gets when we just have total silence instead of the donation reading

Post your favorite image or webm that came from this GDQ

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crying at imagining this scenario

>pokemon
why the fuck do people still like that shit?

theyre not that bad, theyre certainly slower but you have to imagine the viewership is 10x less. the threads still dont fall off.
gdq has a fucked out lineup every year, its just the same shit year after year. i come here just to get banned

>she still hasnt said anything
bros
is it finally getting good

>(Anonymous)
>$500
>No comment

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Migrated slowly with chronic depression.

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It's insulting because the last time they had a goal for that run they were like $15k short of reaching it.
Now they're asking for a full $200k from scratch.

Now that I don't have anything to get annoyed with, I'm realizing just how boring this run it

Do a flip faggot

You can't even read a simple post.

you might be retarded because this isn't watchable at all.

you jinxed it motherfucker

imagine if it fails the incentive twice

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I've had this run muted the entire time

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so put everything up on mega or google drive and let's take a look

lol
lmao even

They dont.

The S gets mirrored into a Z whenever the woman opens her mouth
And there it is again

you jinxed it!

my man she's not getting off until mario maker is over

Don't like the faggot but he's right on the money here.

So, why does he need 100 missiles exactly?

Mike Uyama hates black people.

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>american's and euro's watch GDQ because they want to watch speed running
>euro's watch ESA because they want to watch speed running but american's flat out refuse to watch ESA because it's not made by america
It's as simple as that, they have retarded standards of pride that make no sense and only they care about

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what the fuck is that thing

>implying they'll let that happen

All the stuff about the Mario Sunshine disaster

Personally, I'm watching less and less of GDQ everytime, doesn't happen with ESA, RTAinjapan or other little events.
Being more watched doesn't mean it's better or more enjoyable

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That cant happen thanks Yetee,
thanks anonymous

Okay, give me a few minutes.

Agree, the runner is great and the tech is impressive but this mods in general just feels overkill in regards to repeating the same advanced techs over and over, the tech might be impressive the first time but on repeats it's just kinda boring to watch. Might've been better if the run itself was shorter.

>I'm just tired

NOT WHEN I SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERSHILL

has nobody with any weight brought up this up before?

It's whatever.

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>criticized gdq
Yep, he's banned

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Someone should donate with a message praising MSF, and finish it with "Thanks, Docs!"

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That smug fucking green mushroom mocking Mario as he dies with no lives is perfection.

feels bad man

I don't think I'll feel a single thing when GDQ ends this year
Every event just seems to get worse and worse, and that really says something coming back from fucking online-only format

nobody likes it, but its just weird it gets 8 hours and the guy thats on gdq staff full time was in both of them. weird you know just weird.

An American

Would it be possible to rig an addon that auto-mutes a stream when a high enough frequency is reached?
I'm wondering if the stream can automute anytime a woman speaks. It would objectively improve the experience.

Thanks to the user who told me to use 100% aloe vera cream for my burn it helped a lot already.

Nah, anonymous is feeling generous today.

wtf its not july 3rd yet

I'm glad they are eating themselves.
Susan lean on the racist angle if you're here, redeem yourself a little.

What happened?

This donation reader is definitely the worst of all readers.

He was already banned, that's why he's openly calling them out

>Be seeing you soon, in your nightmares, runner

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never do GDQ a favor, they don't pay you back ever, they just take and take and take

I haven't felt a thing when the last GDQ ended, I'm definitely not feeling anything when this is over at 3AM

Refunded to Jewyama's pockets.

We'll just put it up again! - Keizaron probably.
Anyways here's the AGDQ 2023 schedule

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It's 2 hours past midnight

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jesus fuck shut this bitch up

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GDQ DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE

>Oh look, it's an area filled with spikes
>oh, there's another one
>and another one
>and...another one

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I usually take vacation for GDQ but will switch this to ESA from next year on. I will still watch GDQ, but I'll be cherrypicking a lot more.

>man hates reddit
>lash out at him
???

MIKE UYAMA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE

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will you two shut the fuck up you underaged faggots you're not fucking smart so stop schizoing out like you've made the biggest discovery of your shitty short lives

are you a time traveler

GDQ is such corpo shit now, it's a shame because the over all event is still fun but goddamn i hate everything about the way it's run

>nap at start of run
>wake up
>see all the comments about how boring it is
almost makes up for sleeping through tropical dong by accident

most underrated comment on this entire board

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>tells reddit to fuck off
how is this not based?
he doesn't want an army of byondmeat men feigning outrage on his behalf

Spotted the redditor.

I remember years back when they used to have a bonus stream after the event was over, since some runners would still be at the house/venue, and would continue to have fun and speedrun or play games together. Those were the best of times.

Mean.

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I hope ESA at least lets him run it on Stream2 sometime, there's loads of space and he's definitely there in a few weeks.

user, dont exert your little peanut brain. rest assured, hours before you came up with that idea, based anons already took the liberty to download the non-converted raw stream with chat.
now sit back and watch a little more kaizo metroid. your head must hurt.

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no, you are just living in the past

>i'm just tired
Aren't we all

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Shut up, underage nigger.

eventually deepfake AIs will be able to remove all women and niggers from all media. i give it 5 years before this is feasible on home computers

Yeah fair. Still, dumb of him to keep jerking off GDQ staff in spite of their favoritism.

Sometimes from these runs, but not this one. Between donations and incentives and intensity, it's impossible.

the fact some of you are actually thinking about reporting a live streamed event to the IRS is hilarious to me.

I legit felt bad for the guy
>be the WR holder of said category
>fuck up big time
>disgusting troon on the back acts all smug ironizing on the situation
>"what are you gonna do about it"

fucking hell man

Genuinelly feel for him, must suck to get an invite and be told it'll only happen if a donation goal is reached. Then they do multiple 20minute long skits and daily recaps and you get told there wasn't enough donations and time for you to do your run.

He's right for the first time in his life

This run has been great so far. Chill commentary and actual high execution on the difficult parts. Oats is clearly holding back a lot of his personality that comes out in his actual streams -- really wishing he'd start singing some country and do some King of the Hill impressions.

I mean I still believe he volunteered to have his run cut so he could continue to stay in good grace with the GDQ team, but choosing to bring back a failed incentive (and asking 200k for it) instead of the actual cut runs fucking sucks
Really trying to milk as much money as they can

Schedule was fucked.
He said "guess youguys can remove my run, I already ran another game earlier :)"
When the schedule unfucked itself, instead of letting him play they just put the incentive thst failed back and even doubled the requirements

needs a brazzers logo

You posted it. Btw I am rewatching the DLC run and it's is very quiet, I can't hear the runner use KB+M when you could hear it during the main game being ran. The only noise I hear is from his chair. He might have actually showed a video instead.

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that's because being a tranny wasn't a trend back then

I shan't be making another thread, I just wanted to piss off the little bitch OP of the previous thread and his shit OP pics that aren't even relevant to the event.

He was asked to drop his run because they were behind schedule. He's also the ONLY black runner, and they instead brought back kaizerons shitty pokemon letsplay that already failed once, but reset the amount.

Am I supposed to recognize any of these people?

I've been able to enjoy all of 30 minutes of this run with the constant fucking butting in by this woman

I'VE
BECOME SO NUMB

I LOVE POKÉMON

you know, didn't anyone else find it odd at the end of MGRR how his whole couch bailed for him to the DLC? in hindsight maybe they knew what he was going to do so he spared them being involved?

reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/vpiqn5/gdq_i_never_got_the_prize_i_won/

Look at all these people who never got their prizes

Her ass too big

I couldn't even imagine getting snubbed this hard. Poor bastard.
>I'm just tired

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Waaayyyy too much donation reading during this run

>great
bro share your anti-women extension

basketball americans probably bully the gdq target audience more than anyone else.

but it's not over yet

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GOD SHUT UP

This run gets worse the longer it goes on. Fucking christ.

I feel ya dude
I miss those days like you wouldn't believe

Has the Kings Qwest V runner that got his Superhot VR run pulled said anything about all this?

>even poverty chat is following GDQ rules now
>GDQ is banning channels from even hosting them
I mean I know trihex has been woke for a while but that's just sad

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Then he had to sit there another two hours doing a made up "challenge" with said tranny needling him nonstop

>anons post at the start of the event that they havn't seen anyone showing off their GDQ prize and how strange it was

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Jezus. They wear masks, but touch each other with their dirty hands and probably didn't shower past 5 days.

Probably, since he mentioned not wanting them to get pulled down with him because of him daring to speak out against GDQ and speedrunning sites

>mario maker race
>mario 64 120 star
Holy fuck bros this is going to be awesome.

>Like others are saying, you gotta keep mailing them. I won a prize at AGDQ 2017 but didn't get it until after AGDQ 2020.
Not even Any Forums buyfags have to deal with this shit. The only gaming thing I can think of with this level of disdain for the consumer is Limited Run preorders. Holy shit.

Thought he was friends with the staff (but not enough to get in the group that gets bags of money each event). Guess he's a problematic guy that gets into fights every place he goes

Has the crowd made any noise at all for this run apart from donation HOIP?

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He has three runs at ESA, including one co-op run, somehow I doubt those will wind up cut

>I'm just tired
Fuck man

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there's actually a clause in the GDQ sweepstakes TOS that says they can refuse to give you the prize if it'd cost too much to send it to you

and there's no lower bounds as to what kind of cost they'd say is too much.

heh

Personally I'd rather watch the thread than the stream nowadays.

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why is this romhack so fucking long jesus christ

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explain

ok anything happen the last 24 hours?

This guy on his throne

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not as funny as the "thot audit"

NO FUCK OFF NO MORE FUCKING POKEMON

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It's even better than that, his run got axed because of a Pokemon run that went over estimate that had a 15 minute bonus incentive at the end, then a couple runs later they did a nearly 4 hour BDSP run that had an any% incentive fail.
Instead of bringing his run back, they brought the incentive run back with this newfound time

Nobody tell him.

Oh gosh, if only they had a few more anonymous $1000 donations

RELAY race*
which somehow are always better than regular races

don't ask questions goy

devilish

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is he at least good?

really, it was cool for a couple of minutes watching this, but 2 hours and 30 minutes? nigga you’re crazy, get this shit off the schedule

lolwut?

You could have shown Bloodstained, AM2R and like 3 Castlevanias instead of this romhack lmao.

>trannies outnumber black AND mixed reps 100 to 1
>OG black gdq runner permabanned for saying fag literally once no matter how milquitoast/apologetic he is
>Any Forums so racist they'd rather have trannoids to scapegoat than even notice no black reps

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Unironically this GDQ is going to end with a shit ton of drama if it breaks out of this thread. People are waking up. It's going beyond "[x person] was banned" and cutting at the heart of the scummy organizers.

Because it was created to be fucking awful and grueling.

What a wacky run

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What are the chances theyll make the pokemon run?

post the rankings

When was the last time he saved? He skipped 2 points already

It's so fucking boring too, this is such a downgrade from the impossible one where he had to do shit like fight ridley without the varia suit.

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Made dinner wish me luck guys

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0%

Does ESA scratch that itch from GDQ's before, say, 2015 for you guys? I miss those events but I just can't get into ESA and I don't really know why.

You know if you niggers stopped watching this shitfest they'd stop happening.

>Did this guy run anything this year?
metal gear rising
run was kino, gameplay couch everything

I HATE POKEMON
I HATE POKEMON
I HATE POKEMON
I HATE POKEMON

uhh what happened

Have you seen the prize goblin? He's the guy in charge of shipping them out. He spends years 'delaying' and 'forgetting' and slowly growing his horde of GDQ prizes. He's probably rubbing his oily body over the mareep plush right now.

couldn't someone quickly code a webpage and embed a chat and a twitch window and host GDQ with a free chat and tell GDQ/twitch to get fucked?

yes

this donation% run gets a C

Keirazon? Fuck no, a crap runner who was so crap at speedrunning he eventually quit it after being mocked too much for consistently going overestimate, now just does these let's play type multi hour randomizer runs while being annoying the whole time.

>noooo you gotta just keep bugging them about it!
cattle

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no they wouldnt retard