Why do women love Nintendo so much?

zoomers getting dunked on and elon musk, i now love BASED SNL

Source: your ass

His money is entirely based off the valuation of Tesla stick which he has a bunch of shares inand then he uses that unrealized gain as collateral to take loans to spend on shit. Tesla stick going down could wipe out a huge chunk of his "wealth"
I'm not calling him good or bad but his wealth is indisputably fake, just like most of his ilk

females know their best simps and orbiters are nintend rones

I will never watch this skit and that makes gifs like all the more magical

What the fuck are you on about, Jim-Bob?

women don't love nintendo. """"""women"""""" do.

What's with the ominous echo the second time you said woman?

>All of Americas wealth is fake because its just bonds bro, every Boomers wealth is fake cuz its in and IRA bro, every house and car an american owns is fake because its on a loan bro

surely people arent this fucking dumb

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Haha yeah bro, its all real, just ignore Zuckerberg losing over a billion dollars in a day solely because Facebook didn't hit it's quarterly user growth targets

he really is
that nigga basically fathered a homeless italian and treated him like his own son

if he didnt sell its not a loss you dumb fuck

Did this dumb fuck ever finalize the twitter deal? Or did he back out just like he does with everything else?

Justifiably low testosterone

Before the Elon hating leftie trannoids enter the thread:

>Invent reusable rockets to colonize the galaxy because this planet is turning to shit
>Try and save humanity from global warming by revolutionizing Electric vehicles and battery technology
>Invent self driving software so you game and get blowjobs while you drive
>Make the fastest car on Earth and all your vehicles are scientifically tested as the safest on Earth
>Try and invent robots before other people do so we can have sexbots instead of terminators
>Invent satellite internet so youre not forced into ISP garbage and live anywhere
>Reddit still hates you just cuz youre rich

>Meanwhile Tesla are scientifically tested as the safest cars on Earth

cleantechnica.com/2021/06/30/teslas-safest-vehicles-continue-to-save-lives/

Why Tesla Model Y Received Highest EVER Safety Rating:
[YouTube] Why Tesla Model Y Received Highest EVER Safety Rating (embed)

>Almost every single "autopilot crash" has been drunk drivers blaming it on the car.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-09-03/tesla-crash-victim-s-autopsy-shows-alcohol-exceeding-texas-limit

>"Elon is not an engineer", meanwhile rocket scientists and engineers with decades of experience:

reddit.com/r/SpaceXLounge/comments/k1e0ta/evidence_that_musk_is_the_chief_engineer_of_spacex/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

space.com/elon-musk-on-jeff-bezos-moon-lawsuit

>Elon owned an emerald mine
Was disproven long ago
>Teslas catch fire
Combustion vehicles literally catch fire 10x more
>Teslas are unsafe
Theyre statistically the safest cars on the road
>Autopilot causes crashes

Most autopilot crashes have been people over the alcohol limit so they tell the cops it was the cars fault.

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>Teslas always catch fire

'“From 2012 to 2020, there has been approximately one Tesla vehicle fire for every 205 million miles travelled. By comparison, data shows that in the US there is one ICE [internal combustion engine] vehicle fire for every 19 million miles travelled,”

>“Tesla owes its existence to government handouts”

Tesla received a $465 million loan which it paid off early:

tesla.com/en_CA/blog/tesla-repays-department-energy-loan-nine-years-early

Tesla no longer gets vehicle subsidies from the US government having already hit the 200,000 vehicle cap. GM no longer receives the subsidy either.

taxwarriors.com/blog/electric-vehicle-tax-credit-explained-tesla-no-longer-eligible

>“Musk inherited emerald mine wealth”

savingjournalism.substack.com/p/i-talked-to-elon-musk-about-journalism

>"Tesla is overvalued"

mobile.twitter.com/sawyermerritt/status/1392205629960380421 (embed)

>"Elon doesnt pay taxes"

Elon paid 1.5 million in taxes everyday since becoming a citizen

>“Rockets / space is simply a vanity project”

extremetech.com/extreme/268062-5-reasons-space-exploration-is-more-important-than-ever

T. ive made 6 figures on Tesla stock in 1 year because i thoroughly research any stock i buy instead of just believing whatever CNN or some girl on Tik Tok says

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hope he sees this bro

>women likes popular things to be popular themselves.
>women cosplay popular things without reading, watching or playing the source material.
Many such cases.