SGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick) 2022

ESA this month has
>Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team
three and a half hours
>Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
Almost 5 fucking hours
>Pokémon Legends: Arceus
4 and a half hours

Be careful posting Samus, mine got deleted earlier for no reason

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Do these niggers really believe they'll raise $200,000 in five hours?

And you guys said pokemon donos are dead.

>all the anonymous donations have $500

huh.

royaru rainbow

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Kino

>XD
Fuck off retard

Uh, europoors? Care to explain this?

What runs have been good and/or train wrecks this year, I was gone during the entirety.
This cunt on the mic is also somehow more annoying than the other guy I've heard.

POKEMON LOL

pages are irrelevant

these dono reads make me want to cut my dick off

when is his run?

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I'm so tired of donation announcers screaming at me like a schoolteacher trying to get the kids to sing along to a garbage VHS tape. I'm so tired of the state enforced positivity, clapping on cue or getting banned. I'm so tired bros

ESA is going to be better, right? right?

I still can't believe they reset the counter for the Pokemon incentive. Peak jewing.

Its unironcially ok when ESA does it

What "more marathon?" It's fucking TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES.

Declined
All 3 of them

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They're all at least nonstandard ones so it's not samey shit like we got between emerald and diamond.

Hideous, disgusting, gory trainwreck: FNAF Security Breach
Hilarious cringekino trainwreck: Super Mario Sunshine

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Omori was a magical trainwreck, worth watching for the cringe alone.

alright bois this host is driving me to drink

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I suppose I'm more leniant with ESA because they have 1% of the resources that GDQ has, so I understand having some longer games to shore up the schedule.

Mario Sunshine is a glorious trainwreck.

youtu.be/b_ZLO1x_abk?t=26

>ESA is going to be better, right? right?
It always is but the threads get filled with GDQ shills complaining

That's why we have stream 2, retard
Also one of those runs is on stream 2 in the first place

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yes if the commentary is good

it's fake, retard.

At least I haven't seen those run, yet. And none of them are traditional Pokemon games. And best of all, they're all actually speedruns and not randomizer letsplays (I presume).

I have trouble believing 4½ hours is a "speedrun" of PLA, though I haven't finished it yet.

What is he gonna do about that?

Don't drink and drive user

I hate GDQ but it always leaves me empty because after the week ends I need to find my own Youtube videos for background noise. What do other anons use?

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Too bad, better luck next time!

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mfw I migrate

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THEY ARE SCAMMERS
THEY ARE SCAMMERS
THEY ARE SCAMMERS
THEY ARE SCAMMERS

THEY ALREADY HAD THIS DONATION INCENTIVE DURING THE BD/SP RUN AND DID NOT GET IT BY $100,000.

MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
>MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
>MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS

Theres 2 streams right? So I can watch something else
Except legends, I wanna see that shit

No it's not. Everyone but people posting pokegirls skip those runs in the threads.

They are not. A thread doesn't explode when it hits 500 posts. It's still up for another 20-30 minutes on average. Rushing to another thread at exactly bump limit is dumb and risks alerting the jannies for spamming.

>no Keiz
Sounds based to me

How do I contact the Phantom Thieves? GDQ needs a change of heart

Mystery dungeon is really just pokemon in name

I just use your mom

[citation needed]

Search for bbc sissy hypno videos.

It's real, idiot.

Oh, SHIT. They're bring back stream 2? Nice.

>Uh you have no lives

I've never seen these before, I'm honestly curious. Wonder how similar to your usual pokemon run they are

How fast do ESA threads go? I've been a GDQfag since 2014 but thinking of hopping ship this year. Many of the anons are right, this toxic positivity and treating the viewers as third graders is so nauseating, I can't take it anymore.

wow

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Yeah but ESA is fun casual humor during long runs, not corporate stooges either having to carefully remember their script or trannies who are allowed to do or say anything

GTA RP streams run 24/7 and usually have at least one person on at any time who isnt cancer

The VODs I missed watching

Cry?

There's a Discord you could check to make sure. It's real.

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Arrrseus might be interesting

Favorite Pokémon?
>inb4 Eevee and eeveelotions

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It's the final day, so yes. what's REALLY shocking is that they believed they'd raise $200,000k in around that much time yesterday.

Yep, only two of those are on stream 1, something that user conveniently forgot to mention.

>Uh oh

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>XD
Fuck off.

>Multiple-hour runs
>But at ESA
Hell yeah

Finna stretch that hole

This hack would be nicer if thwre wasn't so much backtracking. 90% of the run is on pink squares. I kniw BT is a staple but not this much.

ready your loli collection, pokefags

Extremely based 4D chess shizo-ruski gigachad.

QRD on the snowmonster

i've successfully migrated

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A little bit slower than GDQ ones.

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yeah, nice screenshot. that's total proof.
faggot

>XD
Go back.

>GTA RP streams
Like farming RP in game or actually roleplaying?

Nigger 500 posts has always been the metric for when to start a new thread

what a fucking sperg

Another hour of this? Christ it feels like its been going on forever already.

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??? It's their shitty t-shirt sponsor, they only drop 10K+

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>heres proof!
>more discord screenshots

sportsball because the shitposting atmosphere is emulated on /sp/

This is pretty much exactly the tone and canter I'd expect of a russian with moderate proficiency in english. Doesnt seem fake at all. Speaking of, I cant wait to see more of that OOT Beta content!

Sponsor

>Am I purged from the leaderboards?
The way he instantly went to that makes me think he did all of it on purpose

Lewd posters better be back at ESA

Couldn't i just make a discord account and pretend to be Meka?

Most of it feels like it's just been dono reading.

>Donating 200k to watch 1 Pokemon fight and like 20 minutes of menus
Are you fucking insane?

like 25% the speed of GDQ threads, sometimes when the really popping moments are happening we reach a GDQ thread speed.

The event averages about 5k viewers usually so it doesn't really have the popularity to get 50+ anons spamming.

HEY YA'LL, YETI HERE

I WANT TO GET OFF MR. KEIZARON'S WILD RIDE

Tee hee

Why did the trannies flash their disgusting crotches at us all week but the actual women didnt, its not fair

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>another 10k YETEE donation

YETEE WOOT!

yes but it doesn't have keizaron so it's not going to be over 1 hour longer than estimate

I refuse to believe god cheated.

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OOOOORB xDD

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

>lovey dovey furry porn orgy
That's the spice!

Then watch the vod and see for yourself:

>reluctantly orbs

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No it hasn't. Letting the current thread drop down the catalog some ways first has always been the etiquette for a new thread.

He's Russian, what did you expect

IMA
HEADBANGA

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roleplaying on the nopixel server for the most part. it got really popular last year for a while, i'm surprised you never heard of it

Lore videos
A few streamers I like
Spooky stories (would've been creepypastas before r/nosleep completely destroyed the genre)
Whatever my roommates have on the TV
My friends in voice chat

Kek, the crowd just wants this to be over.

>they'll somehow get $800k during the graveyard hours of the night

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Why does a company talk like they're one person?

Serious question, if I want to call GDQ out about their scummy practices where do I go? Who do I talk to?
>Point it out on Twitch, ding dong bannu
>Point it out on Reddit, ding dong shadowbannu
>Point it out on Discord, ding dong forced HRT sissy hypno

Tell me you're a newfag without telling me you're a newfag

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>primetime GDQ
> only 93k viewers
The viewership this year hasn't even reached 100k. Is it all downhill from here?

Yeah that was a hopeful question, he's trying to get his shit purged

Because being a normal woman in a public event isnt a fetish rooted in exhibitionism.

>runner sounds bored as hell when saying orb

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I can't believe you fags watched this gay shit for an entire week

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nowhere because you won't achieve anything. spend your time more wisely

>golduck sounds like good luck
fuck me

Because corporations want to act like they're your friends.

>revisionist history

Zoomer alert

lmao you think anyone gives a shit?

Lead the argument by saying GDQ is racist because they cut a black man's run for whitey's over-estimate pokemon fuckfest

you don't

join the cult, clap when you're told, eat ze bugs, or enjoy exile to Any Forums

>tfw gotta gotta delete alll my god images and lower my rank to a Z

feels bad man

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they wont have keiz so they'll be fun

they're gonna raise over 100k in this run alone

Better than doing gay shit like playing video games

Damn, nice single shot snipe.

Your parents watched you grow up so there's that

We fly under the radar better there

*370
They're not counting the other donations from when they tried this 2 days ago.

That Discord linked to the speedrun.com page for MGR. Do your own research.

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I’m here to suffer… I’m a masochist.

This run is BOOOOOOORING

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I understand that you can't have OOT, Mario 64, Chrono Trigger, Super Metroid and Mario World every event but the lineup this year sucked ass. Too many randomizers and indie games that anyone can clear in an hour and not enough games everyone has played getting cracked open.

I'm only here for the final day and it's been relatively decent the past few hours. The donations during Wind Waker made me tune out for a bit, though.

I like when any time the announcer tries to get the crowd to chant a meme they all sound super unsure of themselves. They know it's cringe.

Slower but naturally it is less dumb on account of fewer retarded anons

This, multi hour streams are good when you have commentators that are actually allowed to have fun without the constant threat of "YOU SAID NONO WORD BANHAMMER"

If no one is paying attention it just means someone else is taking a piece of a pie that makes it as such. That is how the world works.

Thanks anonymous donators!

newfag

you are correct but attentionwhores will try to deny it

>Do your own research.
Not that user but no. If someone makes a random claim they need to back it up with facts.

>another fucking pokemon run
is the speedrunning community full of nintendofags? why did they killed the Superhot VR run for this pokemon shit?

What?

2(two) streams

i put on ESA reruns, RPG limit break, or game center CX on twitch

wew lad i wonder if the runner even knows about the incentive

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