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brehs..
Really good run so far desu
It's not posted til it's linked in the current thread, dummy.
is this the place?
laundering my posts into this clean thread
I think this is one of the worst announcers we've ever had.
#headpat
>died
ZZ.
Regarding mek;
You guys don't get it. His speech at the end has got him in some hot water IRL and he's trying to purge the whole thing from the internet
That’s a prostitute
What happens when a runner during one of those multi hour jrpgs needs to take a piss? Do they wear diapers just in case?
Here comes PLUM
Thoughts on MGR DLC pre recorded or not?
Plum has arrived
So kawaii
i want to put my dick in the announcer while she makes goat noises
This is some grade A copium.
>lessthantwothousandforthemarioincentive
4D chess move to make sure his run isn't accepted as a WR against his will
definitely pre-recorded, it was like 30 seconds faster than his previous WR
why are they counting?
is it like one guy trying make everyone care super hard about this discord post?
ultra based delivering a good run and also making a fool of GDQ
time to mute
what was the speech? i havent watched the run yet
>this is quite awful
>ONEEEEE
wheres CFB when you need him
I hope this bitch gets banned for disrespecting the runner and the game being run
muted
Hard to tell, could be a ploy to get rid of the WR time since he wanted people to not focus on those and then went and got one.
At least she'll stop with the number countdown now
Absolute based move if true.
thanks user!
WE FUCKING DID IT BOYS (and girls and everyone else) LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now start paying for Elden Ring.
ah good, now she'll surely stop interrupting
if it was literally anyone else Any Forums would be seething
What do you think the announcer's deadly sin is?
THEY DID IT!!! WOOOO!!!
NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL!
they go to toilet on some long cutscene
Poor goats, if I was running or on the couch I couldn't contain my autism and just tell them to shut the fuck up, it's obvious we're gonna reach the fucking incentive because "anonymous" is going to come through no matter what, stupid fucking alphabet niggers
MOOOARR GEEEDDIE CUUUE
What is this announcer’s name?
Ruined my perception of him and the MGR:R run 2bh
Shame because I quite enjoyed it
Whats with today having some of the worst fucking hosts.
lust
Thank god it's fucking over maybe she can keep her fucking mouth shut now.
Nah, they've been encouraging this shit for years. They hype the audience to do it, too, because why fucking not.
This isn't about speedrunning.
>wow he's so based making gdq look dumb
>meanwhile if a tranny did it Any Forums would seethe nonstop
If you haven't noticed yet the organizers care more about themselves than they do the event so its doubtful
the MGR dlc run that got WR was cheated, confirmed by runner…
The best thing to come from this is the online block getting axed at the next event
Esoteric rambling about how fucked everything is in his country
Any Forums are king contrarians, probably liked more for this irl shitpost
but these hosts are driving donations way up user, they are better for the marathon
CUMMING IN PLUM'S PANTIES
Twelvetennineeightsevensixfivethreetwoone
She's actually just been trying to introduce herself.
Any Forums is fucking retarded for the most part
>Hate GDQ while it's going on
>Always miss it when it's over
bros...
I'll believe it when he actually posts this to his twitter, and it's not some random discord screenshot.
That's the most progress lost from a death yet
Okay, burst of motivation, not gonna eat anything.
Depends on the game, I think during one ESA run Metako basically legged it to the bathroom during a cutscene.
If it was anyone else I might doubt it, but this isn't even that hard to believe for him. I love this crazy psycho.
KungfuBean or EdoCup. I can't recall.
lol, lmao even.
this
Don't care too much, but will enjoy watching the mental gymastics Any Forums will perform to paint this as a good thing somehow
Pride, just like most of the people at this event.
>cheating is based when mekarazium does it because...... because it just is ok??!??
>Oats cool enough to tell reader every time it's ok to read donations
>Bitch can't help herself to shout whenever
I hate her so much bros it's unreal
I don't think I'll miss it this time. Just hasn't filled the void this marathon.
His commentary throughout the run was way too quick and accurate unless he practiced that whole shtick extensively beforehand which I doubt.
He might just be bullshitting
this does seem like a good way to get onlyfans advertisement
ya'll staying hydrated?
anonymous 1000
I don't believe you and your Discord screengrabs.
>Straight up cuts the runner off
She needs to shut up.
I'm coping, user. Let me cope.
char_bunny according the schedule
i bet this host doesnt even play vidya
the run that just keeps on giving
I felt this
could be lying to get himself banned
I don't want to have to hate i- THE INCENTIVE HAS BEEN MET!!! OOORRRRBBB
Yeah, because we like his craziness. The more insane shit he does the more we get entertainment. This isn't about the honor of speedrunning, it's just funny. If other runners acted like him we'd probably also enjoy them doing shit like this.
and yet here you are
you're trying too hard
>kaizoshit and mario maker cringe before SM64 kino
Wrap this shit up already
Does anyone have that meme image that's basically calling water drinkers tinfoil hat schizos? I've been wanting it, but my Google attempts didn't get anything.
>we we we
Fuck off back to rebbit
She is just doing her job, y'all. Maybe blame the MALE organizers of the shit event rather than the poor girl.
Cheating in compatitive events is peak russian moral relativism.
I enjoy schizo runners
BUT I thought that he'd memorised the pasta coincidentally and him trotting it out was an ultimate display of autism; learning it was prepared is very disappointing.
Is there any bosses in this?
I stepped away for like 30 seconds in the beginning. might have missed an explanation
>light suit design
based
It took far less effort than Any Forums trying to convince themselves it's based, actually.
holy
This is your host for tonight. Say something aboutt her
Even worse, I work tomorrow so I can't stay up to watch 64.
yeah I like staying hydrated
This was alright,
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
what consequences, the man just got a new house. he doesn't need the sr community
>they're bringing back the pokemon incentive
FUCK YOOOOOOOU
>>>>>>>>>>>>
oh my fucking god please not more pokemon
New incentive! Hooooyp!
>$200,000
lmfao
>miss pokemon
>shoehorn it back oiin
Fuck oooooff. You missed it. That's bullshit.
>more pokemon
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKK OFFFFFFFFFFF jesus
LMFAO NO WAY
>new incentive
LMFAO MY Any ForumsROS ARE GONNA DIE
>trying seriously trying to force the BDSP run again
fucking chriiiiiiist IT NEVER ENDS
oh shut the FUCK
more Pokemon fucking hell
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>they brought back the bdsp incentive
Was that BDSP in the bottom?
>likeable people get away with stuff
insane revelations here on Any Forums
>ruins your run
FUCK YOU
A NEW
DONATION INCENTIVE
LMAO HOLY SHIT
BLOODSTAINED AND SUPERHOTBROS... LET'S KILL THEM. KILL THEM ALL. KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
oh god pls no more pokemon
WTF KEIZARON IS FORCING IN ANOTHER POKEMON RUN
>more glitchless JPRG garbage
>new donation incentive
Please let me rest. I don't want it. Kill me, Pete.
He did a commentary stream yesterday over the GDQ runs if anyone knows Russian to see if he said anything about it
AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE NO
KEIZARON I KNEEL PLEASE SPARE MEEEE
I want to put my hands around that throat and squeeze!
HE'S BACK
THE POKEMON JEW IS STILL LURKING
>pay $200k for pokemon
lol no thanks
>DUDE POKEYMANS?
Fuck. Off.
Shut the fuck up jesus christ no one fucking likes pokemon runs
>200k
Absolutely shameless
>keizaron re-adding his shitty incentive to add on to the schedule where they had to cut runs
Her job isn't to chime in whenever and cut the runner off. It's well understood that the runner will pass to you when it's okay to read donations or talk about incentives and shit. She isn't waiting her turn to speak.
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SHAMELESS
all the bosses are in there yeah.
the challenge is in beating them all with 99 health, because kaizo has no e tank pickups for the entire thing
if this is true this is so fucked up
>pokemon again
WHAT?! PLEASE FUCKING STOP HOLY FUCK STOP WITH THE GODDAMN POKEMON WHY!??!?!?!?!!!
wow these greedy faggots really don't care
GOD
FUCKING
DAMMIT
>now adding runs
Who the fuck organises this event?
I’ve seen meth houses run better than this
>New bonus incentive for ANOTHER fucking pokemon run
>ANOTHER fucking thing for this stupid cunt to countdown
They really had to do everything in their power to ruin an otherwise good run
So did they cut otehr shorter runs but now they're adding another fucking pokemon incentive run?
fucking scumbags, i'd be pissed if i were a runner who got cut off
>they reset the counter even though the pokemon incentive already had 170k in it
>shitting on GDQ this hard
Yeah I think he's based
Life is a nightmare vros.
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
>they bring back the incentive
>but not the previous prograss towards the incentive
Literally wasted money
Because it's funny and he's insane. Anyone who cares about the sanctity of speedrunning marathons is a fucking freak.
>cancel runs
>add new incentive
I heckin love keizaron
KEIZARONBROS GET THE FUCK IN HERE WE'RE NOT DONE YET
POKE
MON MON MON
THE JOURNEYS JUST BEGUN
Why are people donating to support human trafficking?
>they reset the mostly-filled incentive
THEY ARE SCAMMERS
THEY ARE SCAMMERS
THEY ARE SCAMMERS
THEY ARE SCAMMERS
THEY ALREADY HAD THIS DONATION INCENTIVE DURING THE BD/SP RUN AND DID NOT GET IT BY $100,000.
MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
>MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
>MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
Sad
They canned 25min runs for putting the schedule "back on track" pls donate 200k for a 25min pokerun :)
It is a glitched run
>Nu Pokemon
>remove runs to get more time
>add in incentives for more games
HOLY FUCK The guy who removed his Bloodstained run to help them out should be fuckin pissed.
Someone, tell me, WHAT was even the fucking point in cutting superhot vr and bloodstained. I'd be furious if I was those runners
>inb4 ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE
Go oats!
Someone donate to say bonerific!!
I thought she was holding up a condom
Pokeshitters need the rope
oh good more fucking pokemon runs
>have to cut runs because theyre so far behind
>UNLESS ITS KEIZARON THEN THEY GOT TO TRY AGAIN AT SHITTY POKEMON DONATION INCENTIVES
BONUS REMASTERED - Pokémon Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl
This is what they are calling it. Fucking remastered...
>Keiz puts on another pokemon run because of his unbridled seeth over Any Forums posts
very close to understanding his mindset but false.
>Rocko's Quest speedrun.webm
so it's the exact same incentive they already failed to meet and pulled? and they're not reinstating the priorly designated donations?
Super Metroid runs used to bore me when they ran them at past GDQs. But now that I've played Metroid and Super Metroid since last time, it's a little more interesting but still kind of bores me.
AND THEY'RE TRYING TO GET THE BDSP GLITCH RUN AGAIN. SAME DONATION GOAL, STARTING FROM THE BEGINNING. What the shit, let it go.
Kill me, Pete
Pokemon BDSP any% is a 20 minute run.
But yeah I'd be pissed to be the superhot guy right now. They cut his 20 minute run to add another 20 minute run.
Seriously. Culled actual fucking runs but this is great.
Are they even going to add the 94% it was at or just restart it to zero?
>Cut runs
>Keep adding incentive runs at the very end
Keizaron just doesn't know when to fucking quit
Kill me, Pete you son of a bitch stop making me keep asking
thanks bro
>First they cut runs
>Then they put runs behind """""""INCENTIVES""""""""
Really really suspicious
What the fuck? I called them pulling out a last minute incentive game but why one that didn't go down well the last time it was on?
Kill me, Pete
>200k
Alright fuck off, and of course they're going to meet this with a few "anonymous" donations
absolute horseshit
FYI The person making early threads is a redditor. He's doing it purposely because he doesn't want anime or waifu OPs
based take in a sea of trannies
They had to cut runs for time so Keiz could add in another run to stroke his ego.
>a game boy color game running on a stripped gba bolted on a gamecube with a taped on super nintendo controller on top of it and having to move the entire contraption because of tilt controls inside the cartridge
all this to play a kirby game
mad
thats a bannu if ive ever seen one
I'm not so mad that they're bringing the Pokemon any% run back as much as I am that they are starting the donation incentive for it again.
you just don't understand user
those runs weren't going to cost $200,000, they were expendable
LMAO WHAT
They brought Pokemon back AND aren't even counting the total of how much people tried to raise for it to be met?
Just a flat reset "Give us $200,000?"
lol
Yeah, that's some absolute bullshit right there. They should've contacted him instead and given him an opportunity to get his run back in if there was time. Same for the Superhot VR run.
I'll kill him
Any% BDSP is like 20 minutes, it's not that big of a deal.
Remember they cancelled Bloodstained and SuperHot VR
Extreme autism
So they cut superhot and bloodstained yet have room for more pokeshit? Fuck gdq
it's for CHARITY user jeez
Ultra giga-based move to show how hard GDQ has fallen, and to prevent the run from being on the leaderboards. It was unnoticed until he admitted it.
Ultimately proving his point, that striving for a good run is worth more, than some arbitrary leaderboards.
Oh, fuck. God Damn.
He should've said
>I had to do a perfect segmented run to make up for the time Kaizo lost
THEY ARE SCAMMERS
THEY ARE SCAMMERS
THEY ARE SCAMMERS
THEY ARE SCAMMERS
THEY ALREADY HAD THIS DONATION INCENTIVE DURING THE BD/SP RUN AND DID NOT GET IT BY $100,000.
MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
>MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
>MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
THEY ARE SCAMMERS
THEY ARE SCAMMERS
THEY ARE SCAMMERS
THEY ARE SCAMMERS
THEY ALREADY HAD THIS DONATION INCENTIVE DURING THE BD/SP RUN AND DID NOT GET IT BY $100,000.
MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
>MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
>MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
THEY ARE SCAMMERS
THEY ARE SCAMMERS
THEY ARE SCAMMERS
THEY ARE SCAMMERS
THEY ALREADY HAD THIS DONATION INCENTIVE DURING THE BD/SP RUN AND DID NOT GET IT BY $100,000.
MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
>MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
>MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
MONEY LAUNDERERS AND SCAMMERS
>$200k once again for some shitty meme run that is 99% menu glitching
lmfao I fucking love that; what a fuckin flex from gdq
My friends weren't running those so I didn't really care about them.
Is the runner reallyx that bad?
WHY KEIZ
WHY
THERE'S BEEN TWO 3 HOUR POKEMON RUNS ALREADY
SHUT UP
THIS IS A REDEMPTION ARC
LET'S GO! SECOND CHANCE
I will post a waifu based OP when this thread is full, but only when it is on Page 5 or lower.
man this kaizo metroid run fucking sucks
i swear he's gone back and forth through the same areas at least 6 times now
He still gets more viewers per stream than almost any other speedrunner and that's despite being obnoxious half the time. He's not struggling for achievement, just his sanity.
you WILL donate for Pokemon
and you WILL like it
You know whatbwas also 20 mins? Bloodstained and VR
Is that seriously the bonus run that was just under the requirement and didn't make it? No fucking way, man. They wouldn't. They absolutely would not add it BACK and fucking RESET THE AMOUNT.
if they don't make it again that'd be pretty funny
>they reset all the money people previously donated for it
HAHAHA this might be the greediest shit they've ever done. Based
>pokemon any% is a 25m run
>$200k for literally seconds of tech
>gdq runs the money magnet over the autistic crowd again
hellish
tits
>Any Forums defends one of their own
>what the fuck, that doesnt make any sense in my tranny twitter world
of course it doesnt
So we're never getting one because Any Forums is too stupid to ignore the faggot
NO FUCKING WAY THEY ACTUALLY BROUGHT BACK THE FUCKING POKEMON BONUS RUN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck the people that donated $100k for that run haha
D I N G
D O N G
>They are giving us a 2nd chance at Pokemon BDSP
Kill me
Spoilers if the pokemon incentive isn't met again they'll suddenly add in the 170k from the first time and assuredly get it.
Pokecuck won't be denied
HERE COMES A COUPLE MORE (((ANONYMOUS))) $10,000+ DONOS
Holy cope
sup keiz
>Cut multiple runs due to "time constraints"
>Actually fix your fucked schedule
>Haha what if we did another 3 hour Pokemon run for the third time this GDQ?
we know faggot stop shitting up the thread
>nyanners
This attention whore is still around?
Welp, money isn't going to launder itself
Get that ass banned
It was at 94 fucking %, too. I fucking hate these Goddamn runs and Pokemon but how fucking miserly can they get?
>All this time
>Still metroid
I'm gonna go take a shower and when I get back it will STILL be metroid.
Who gives a shit about the new incentive? The event effectively ends with SM64
It's a shame because I can tell there's a fuckton of skill involved but it's just not keeping my attention.
What's everyone's favorite pokemon?
Mine is STARMIE!
The Pokemon Diamond shit just disappeared off the end of the schedule again, suspicious.
Who wants to watch fucking 8 hours of pokemong speed runs?
I don't think you get why we watch these events and have these threads
Can't believe GDQ unironically hates niggers
showers typically take minutes so I'm not sure why you'd think it would end instantly
I think is the the first time I've been downright fucking angry at this event
its about halfway thorugh, i need to take a shit bad and i dunno if im gonna make it
>Surprise bonus!?
5000 RAISED ALREADY LETS START COUNTING
You do, you just don't know it yet.
You want it. I'm telling you.
Well duh, it's an "awareness" charity which are literally just self serving.
AGDQ 2023 schedule preview.
This is actually insane
Holy fuck they are genius, playing the American public for the pay pigs they are.
Coupled with a woman shouting enthusiastically (like a mother encouraging a child) to spur them into donating money despite the country plunging into a recession that will last years.
Is it any wonder the country is plagued by the tranny epidemic
Wow, the pokemon love has been coming in strong! Even though it didn't before and we didn't hit the incentive!
Curious, absolutely nothing to see here, don't ask questions
fuck, this is sad and feel really bad for him, runners should go fuck off to the organization and just do another event themselves.
Any% was like 10 mins and you didn't even get a mon nor fight anyone IIRC at its glitchiest.
this
i've been feeling like i need to take a shit, but i guess i'll do it now
TO BE FAIR though its any% and not glichless so its gonna take like 20min at most
bro if you are actually getting angry at gdq then you may need to reevaluate your life
>Datamining
I'm onto you.
>beep boop go oats semi colon!
wow that has literally never happened before chat!!!!!!
I'm not even paying attention to the fucking run anymore. This shit has completely eclipsed it combined with the announcer.
>Surprise new pokemon run? OMG YES PLEASE SLAY QUEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN
Oats chat is always full of trannies, he's always on his tiptoes with what he says while streaming lmao
do you not wash yourself?
what a cu.ck
It's the glitched 30-minute run, but the rest of your post is fine.
50 thousand dollar donation from Anonymous! love the games love the show
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No sympathy for him. He should not have bowed out like a cuck
95 dollars over 1.6 years?!
Would've been nice if we could use that 20 minutes for superhot vr instead of MORE FUCKING POKEMON
Didn't they raise like a cumulative $100,000 for the BD/SPMilestone Incentive + Another Bonus Game?
Now they want 200k for it?
Sumichu is gonna be in the recap, you guys hype?
She picked up a new audience of zoomers who dont know her history by becoming a vtuber
What about the other thousands that were already donated prior when they tried this before?
scyther. I am not even a genwunner person. He's just been my fave forever. His design withstood the test of time. Always a badass.
cuck
Let him serve as a lesson to the SWINE who fucking DARE speak out against Keizaron.
finally, a fucking good GDQ event
no the silencing
WHY IN THE FUCK IS THERE AN INCENTIVE FOR THE SAME POKEMON GAME THEY'VE ALREADY RUN TWICE THIS FUCKING EVENT?
The catch is guessing which one won't be overestimate.
But they are so diverse and inclusive, bros. The sole black speedrunner (male or female) at the event had to cancel his run because of two 3 hour Keizaron blocks.
Would love being in this thread for it the meltdown would be unreal
It claims 25 mins.
>only halfway through
>samus a ran
>beta quest lies
>cartridge swap lies
>blade wolf WR lies
It's like the theme of this GDQ kek
NO SADNESS AND IMPLIED CRITIQUE ALLOWED
she never gives a full upskirt flash
tired of waiting
Oats' chat is just really mean to him.
Everyone should bow out. Make their own event, fuck supporting GDQ with their presence.
>not keizaron keizaron keizaron keizaron
unrealistic
does she even play videogames
Not even allowed say Bloodstained? Or was that for the pepe?
I must sniff
Nigga got murdered
>trusting pokemon estimates
Games done cheat...
how has this company not been audited
Wait, if it turns out they have spare time to do bonus runs why didn't they ask Superhot and Bloodstained back?
Fuck it, I'm leaving. Bing bing wahoo doesn't interest me.
>the event goes on for two weeks because of all the overestimate runs
SCYTHER
tweet this at him
huh?
You already know the answer
post the chart
Ok anons. We all know GDQ isn't as good as it used to be, but what if you were put into a position of power and could make several changes?
What improvements would you implement to make GDQ fun again?
Bonus points for changes they could realistically do, i.e. not just kill all the trannies and let people say nigger
Pete can you do me a solid and just strike me deaf, run's pretty damn good if I can't hear the announcer
They did, it's called ESA
>another centipedes in my vagina reference
the fuck?
WHENS GEOGUESSR
>more pokemon
NO
NO ANYTHING BUT THAT
File some complaints
Why are they banning these people? Theyre not even really complaining or demanding anything. They're raising the desire for bloodstained in the most soft cuck way possible and they STILL get banned, wtf
Later user, I'm heading out after Mario Maker 2
Fuck GDQ and see you at ESA
This Chad fatass
I trust eddaket estimates
VOLITION [Legendary: Failure] - This is too much, even for me. No more.
YOU - What am I supposed to do without you?
VOLITION - I don't know, but I'm *done*.
Those aren't going to bring in the final day pay pigs like a bullshit incentive that already failed will
Pokemon is like crack to these casual fucks and Keizaron is their dealer
How noble of him that he.. volunteered.
Would be a shame if he wasn't allowed back for AGDQ.
congrats to oats on not dying to phantoon
kill all the trannies and let people say nigger
kill all the trannies and let people say nigger
Where did you get 95 from?
Weren't donations at like 1,000,000 yesterday? How did they double that so quickly?
but those are the sounds mario makes, you don't hate mario do you user?
>Perspective: You've died and gone to hell for being a terrible person
The last day is always the same and always the fucking worst. The same donation reader, the same crowd screaming numbers over the run, the same fucking with the schedule, the same mysterious generous donations. It's all so tiresome.
change the charity every event
two streams like ESA
go back to a smaller venue
Drop donations. Focus on speedruns and having fun
...
your dick must be gigantic
How dirty are you that you need to go over estimate to take a shower?
revive all the trannies and don't let people say nigger
Games Done Deceit
I'd put my dick in her mouth so she could choke on it. Would be more satisfying to hear than her stupid donos.