SGDQ 2022

You don't have to have a new thread ready before hitting 500 posts you know

>you launder money!
What are you going to do about that?

Why not wait until the previous thread is about to die?

Is it true that Plum is a racist?

PLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUMPLUIMPLUM
HERE COMES PLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>raised 110k in less than 2 hours

I migrated early!

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Which runs this year were total train wrecks?

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Redpill me on plum

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MONEY LAUNDERING
>MONEY LAUNDERING
MONEY LAUNDERING
>MONEY LAUNDERING
MONEY LAUNDERING
>MONEY LAUNDERING
MONEY LAUNDERING
>MONEY LAUNDERING
MONEY LAUNDERING
>MONEY LAUNDERING
MONEY LAUNDERING
>MONEY LAUNDERING

>side character gets a happy ending
you love to see it

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Will they read out loud slurs and a quick shout out to my 4 chan anons if I donate +500k? I am kind of tempted

I wanna kill myself every time she says let's go

>Donate 11k so DWB can heal ISIS

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Someone please explain why they keep saying "let's gooo". They say it so often between donators, commentators and chat.

cum in plum

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>Casual
Casual
>Casual
Casual
>Casual
Casual
>Casual
Casual
>Casual
Casual

i've successfully migrated

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the fix is coming in

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that's a lot of people that have 1000 dollars to donate

how did belchy get so tall?

scandalous

Plum is for ______?

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Seriously, who is Plum? Google says fucking nothing and it's pissing me off

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No. They will make it "with no comment" instead

is she kneeling or is she also small?
proud of him.

Based Blechy. Even as a midge he was ironically always the most normal, well-adjusted staff member.

stop it.

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Is he marrying a child? How can a midget be taller than a non little person wife?

SHE'LL PUT A SPELL ON YOU WHILE SHES FAPPING DICKS I LOVE PLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE PLUM!!!!!
CUM IN PLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CUM IN PLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watch ESA

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Marriage

so we are getting a 120 start super mario 64 run right?

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it looked like she had money in her big fat tits at first

WOW LOOK AT ALL THESE ANONYMOUS DONATIONS CRAZY

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/watch?v=J-5Yte5uLxs
there youve been spoonfed

throwing in the dishwasher while it's running

wait a minute is that a KAIZO SUPER METROID SPEEDRUN?

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No you moron

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Someone please post the latest chart

You WILL cum for Plum

hedpat?

Of course, Anonymous is a very generous person.

Delicious Plum you must eat it

COME

Based Blechy, best couch commentator.

why do they always think they are some kind of VA

PLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user I'm the one who colored it in,stop trying to steal credit

why are the donation readers so loud

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Character from a game that's not even out yet, that was advertised at the last ESA with her singing a song that people got hooked on.

Imagine if people started shilling for Super Meat Boy Forever because of GDQ's ads for it.

If Any Forums thinks MSF and PCF are so bad then how come Anonymous is the top donator to GDQ every time?

Plum? More like DUM

Do you guys like ESA?

They are women or want to be women

Why yes i am, thanks for noticing.

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What the fuck is this romhack. How do people find this fun?

This is Plum.
ESA's unofficial mascot.

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WIDER

yea its pretty good

Why aren't you donating right now?

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How does oatsngoats get away with not listing his pronouns? This seems very problematic to me

donation reads taking priority over the actual run encourages attention-starved redditors to donate, just in case they can get their unfunny forced meemees read aloud

>Any Forums is one person

Yes
It's generally, in my opinion at least, a lot more fun than GDQ
But it also gets like half the amount of posters and viewers

LETS

FUCKING

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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we donate ironically

more than GDQ, less than having sex with men

Saturday is now the most divided and even spread day in terms of run opinions. This isn't a shock though as Saturday tends to be the most popular day, so that means more people with differing opinions.

It also tends to mean more overuse of ranking things Z and S. So take them with a grain of salt at this point.

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No, I like RTA

P-plum! Plum you're gonna make me, you're gonna make me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss Blechy, dude was always one of the best at the event and can commentate on anything and make it interesting.

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IF I wanted to illegally bring pakis into Europe I'd do it myself. No reason to get MSF involved.

>its yet another kaizo hack
wow it's like these weren't new and cool 15 years ago

they wanna go home now.

A kaizo hack. The fun is in beating a retardedly difficult and unfair challenge.

No, I am the one who colored it!

Oats' pronouns are Oats/Goats

>brown bricks
THEY'RE RED

what's the deal with tech crew's hot mic?

look at all the money he's bringing in

what is this mod

metroid red

Yes, I took free days just for it and to shitpost here

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What are the odds simply gets the 120 wr here?

kek, I can see it.

Shulk wasn't really feeling it this time.

RTA is nice but I wish they'd do English Restreams
The threads are also permanently on life support, only carried by a few anons posting pictures most of the time

a steaming heap

I'll never understand why Any Forums hates TAS so much

I guess her song lyrics might have given it away
>There was a black guy
>Standing in my eyeline
>You wanna know what happened?
>HE DIED

Whoa, Plum is a nigger?

I honestly dislike kaizo games
it's often not about difficulty but rather "gotcha" traps you couldn't have known about before you triggered them

like the fake items that kill you

twitch.tv/videos/1518162268?t=21h14m00s

Midner

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>All that orange and yellow
The fuck happened?

SHUT THIS DONATIONBITCH UP ALREADY GODDAMN I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE RUN

because its not impressive

Simply is no longer capable of getting the wr

Z and S are so inane

>mod
romhack

0% he's washed up

based, giving me hope for finding one too

Not much. Covertmuffin was going "blah blah talking talking words words word" when they were adjusting volume levels.

RARE PLUM ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RARE PLUM ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RARE PLUM ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RARE PLUM ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do tell me, what are the most and least used ratings?

why do you post this same shit like you're some amazing genius every time?

Incorrect but go off.

>normal white male doing a high skill/retro speedgame brings in a fuckton of money
>lets pander predominantly to tranny runners and tranny games
???

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0%. Simply is barely even a speedrunner anymore since he started living in a streamer house

Terrible runs get booster by the GDQ staff. Good runs get sunk by twitter fags

we need to stop charting shit

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Wow anons, I didn't know you all are that rich. How do you afford to donate so much.

nigga you gay

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Yes

I'm not gonna watch my old fishing bot from WoW just because it learned to play mario

I'm at work, what happened with Metroid and Mario All-Stars?

Impossible.

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metroid's counterattack

Glad they agree zero suit samus is fucking awful

Yeah. That.
Why?

>woman starts talking
>i close the steam

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I came in late to watch GDQ, what is going on with this Plum character? Why are you sperg spamming it?

It's not been the best GDQ.

>It's still metroid

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The portal run specifically because it wasn't even a live TAS demonstration, it was all prerecorded. They were just playing a video off VLC

comfy dread run was ruined by the most annoying runner and donation reader of the entire day

>enjoying a nice comfy explanation
>UHHHHHHHH NOPE MY TIME TO TALK ABOUT DONATIONS!

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The staff have no shame

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yes, but less so every event. feels like the fun is getting siphoned out.

That's the shadow from her dress

WE HAVE ANOTHER ANONYMOUS $1000 DONATION

Thought it was Toriel by the thumbnail

Its the overuse of the gimmick to the point of killing it. It was impressive at first but at this point its like.. yeah we get it.
GDQ tends to do that a lot with stuff that works, they go way overboard and milk it
>People really liked that TAS demonstration lets have an entire TAS block next year and put a TAS run on every year
>People really liked that Pokemon run lets make them three hours long to squeeze out donations and have multiple of the same runs every single event.
>People really liked that rhythm game and thought it was a unique idea and something different and were amazed by the player's skill, lets make an entire block out of it with each run being one hour and put one of the games behind a 200k paywall.

They very much have an "it worked before, why cant it work again?" mentality. Same with their ridiculously high incentives that they havent been hitting.

ANONYMOUS
$1,000
DONATION

It was me :)

Kek why not RealPlayer?

thats just metroid kissing his gf samus

>not using audio processing software to filter out the female voices

it was literally explained earlier in this thread 10 times you ass crack

There needs to be a [donation reading in progress] message on stream so I know when to mute and unmute
Fuck women

No it was me!

>I seriously hope you guys don't give stinkeye

SOMEONE MAKE THAT FUCKING WOMAN SHUT THE HELL UP PLEASE

Are donation goals ever NOT met?

just 2 more hours to go!
i was enjoying this but 2:30:00 is TOO LONG

The Metroid run itself was good, but the commentary got annoying at times. They fucked up a trick in the Mario All Stars run and had to use a backup save cartridge to complete it.

Metroid if he Celeste

Rap competition yall
uh yuh stiffy

>reddithog
go back

Imma donate 10,000 what should I say?

>woman talks through a great trick
IHWSMIU

Try zero suit samus stretching. I tried it with "anime girl stretching" a few days ago and got these things

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Such a generous guy Mr Anonymous with his $1000 donations

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Plum

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They are not supposed to not be met

>got days off work last ESA
>pretty fun time
>gdq finally in person, get days off work to watch it
>it's fucking awful and the newfag jannies don't allow any fun
I regret it so much, should have used these days to watch ESA instead

yh, those fucking songs man. i cant shake them off.

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Thanks user very kind.

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>23 results found.
No, this is the rarest.

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yes i will

>Mario All-Stars
It was just arbitrary code execution (that was the ACE mean) on a modified cartridge that needed a backup to complete, some found it interesting, some not.

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C and D. People tend to use B for their middle of the road rating now. And if they don't like it, they tend to go straight to F rather than D. C rated games tend to have comments like "it was there"

Just change this around a little bit

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"Love this runner! Y'all in chat are cute!"

can she stop please

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ITS PLUM!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE PLUM I LOVE PLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NO DONT FUCKING COUNT IT DOWN YOU WHORE FUCK

she actually just cuts them off

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>gets a total of over 25k
>counter goes up by 8k

what did the money laundering service mean by this folx?

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Fucking cunt announcer

keku is cute

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>telling the crowd to count down
W H Y

Women...

You've never seen a witch? You're so prejudiced.

god the announcer cunt is so fucking annoying

do you faggots enjoy reading 100 posts about this every thread? we get it you're very smart and special for figuring out their master plan. you want a handjob or something?

plum is fucking dead bros...

You are correct. You posted it last thread, but it's the only image I hadn't already saved back from the ESA marathon.

make something subtle like, die late, like that one donation did

say something like, haha i dunno "good luck with the run! :)" and make sure to list your name as anonymous.

Oh my god shut the fuck up runner, we just got a $2000 donation from anonymous with no comment, can we get some howling and screeching from the monkeys in the audience!

holy fuck this whore needs a cock in her mouth

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>tells the runner feel free to count this down with me
what the FUCK is wrong with this cunt

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this is literally another lets play
>but its really hard
its still a lets play

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I hope they can focus on run instead of the money.